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Ryanair - ! This must be a joke - Surely !!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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From AOL News :
"Budget airline Ryanair has come up with a possible new cost-cutting measure in the form of stools rather than seats on flights.
The Irish no-frills carrier is looking at the possibility of increasing capacity on flights by getting some passengers to squat on stools."
This must be a joke FFS! Thay cannot be serious
Can they ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well.. they wanted a Euro a time to use the Loo so why not??
Doubtful it would ever get past the consultation stages though.. Its a massive safety issue!
Anyone who has had the misfortune to use this airline will know how they make you feel... Bahh, Mooo
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ryan air are also about to charge for using the loo
£1.oo a time.
honest.
imagine if you have ya kids with ya or your granny !!!
its gonna cost a fortune. i would rahter pee meslf than pay that.
and as a mass protest, if all passengers did the same , imagine what they have to clean up. lmao
taking the piss that ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm not keen on flying at the best of times but if this is what it's going to end up like, sitting on a stool and pissing into an empty Lucozade bottle I'd sooner stay at home.
In fact if they charge to use the bog, you may well be sitting on a stool - literally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lmao
good one......
im taking a bucket...but then i will not use ryanair..crap airline and crap service.
the best one i used was turkish airlines.
free coffee, tea and soft drinks.
free food altho only a turkish brekkie which was lovely.
airplane was a fred flinstone type but got us there
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We were once on a Ryanair flight Dublin to Birmingham, and the stewardesses couldn't make some of the passengers sit down. The flight landed while several Irish business types were having a conference in the aisle.
Obviously stools would have been a lot safer.
Janet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm afraid this isn't a joke. They are of course introducing stools. The next big problem is that they are no longer going to employ pilots, but expect a passenger to volunteer. I'm worried about this, because I am only certified for a 747 and Mig fighters. I think that's what the doctor said. He certainly said I was certified. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm worried about this, because I am only certified for a 747 and Mig fighters. "
I'm qualified to use a MIG welder, do you reckon RyanAir would notice?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well they certainly taking the piss but as for wanting "stools" !!!
christ....
new name....
"gillian mckeith airlines"  "
Well the service has been shit for years, may as well come clean and rename it ScatAir
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