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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'll set the scene
Fading light, me on our little roof terrace, looking out at the field next to the flat
Now the conversation :
Me : (whispers) come here a minute
OH : What ?
Me : (pointing) look !
OH : At what ?
Me : (pointing) There. On the grass
OH : WHAT ?
Me : (whispering) Don't shout, you'll scare it off
OH : Scare what off ?
Me : There. The orange thing at the end of the grass ...
OH : (Looks bemused)
Me : ... It's a fox
OH : Where ?
Me : There. At the end of the grass.
OH : Will you PLEASE go and get your eyes tested ? It's a fkin Sainsbury's carrier bag !
Do you get your eyes tested as often as you should ? |
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I went for a walk where my son lives (broad daylight) spent about 5 minutes talking to a cat in a garden and trying to coax it only to discover it was a black metal sign. Me and jay went to a stately home and i was going on and on about all the llamas and they where sheep |
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"I'm getting holes burned into my eyes tomorrow. Hoping if they manage to reduce the pressure I won't go blind. Yet.  "
Good luck. It's a treatable condition, you should be fine. |
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"I went for a walk where my son lives (broad daylight) spent about 5 minutes talking to a cat in a garden and trying to coax it only to discover it was a black metal sign. Me and jay went to a stately home and i was going on and on about all the llamas and they where sheep"
There's no hope for you ...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm getting holes burned into my eyes tomorrow. Hoping if they manage to reduce the pressure I won't go blind. Yet. "
Good luck with it.
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