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Stinky Feet or Cheesy Arse Crack?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lets face it,,,, we've all had the misfortune to encounter someone where these phenomenon's of indiscretion present themselves ....
But do you have a preference or do you find them equally repugnant ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If ever I needed motivation to restart my diet and never eat again then this thread would be it!
It has to be feet over arse cheese...when your giving someone a BJ the feet are far enough away thankfully  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Speak for yourself!
Who the fuck are you meeting!! 
This"
Well look,,,, here's the thing.... some time ago... and not related to anyone from this site...
I'd returned from a overseas venture where sex was off the menu.....
So basically in order to unload some excess baggage, I'd agreed to meet a random guy to provide me with a quickie bj with nothing expected in return .....
Anyway,,, there he was down on his knees and all was going well..... until he decided to loosen his belt buckle for comfort and release the heady aroma of cheesy arse crack which immediately curtailed my ability to carry on.....
You have to understand he'd arrived smartly dressed with clean fingernails very polite seemed well educated no reason to suspect anything untoward .......
I mean its not like I was a willing accomplice to this assault on my nostrils....
Apparently these events are not uncommon and talking about helps the recovery process...
In fact.....I feel better already... |
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"Speak for yourself!
Who the fuck are you meeting!!
This
Well look,,,, here's the thing.... some time ago... and not related to anyone from this site...
I'd returned from a overseas venture where sex was off the menu.....
So basically in order to unload some excess baggage, I'd agreed to meet a random guy to provide me with a quickie bj with nothing expected in return .....
Anyway,,, there he was down on his knees and all was going well..... until he decided to loosen his belt buckle for comfort and release the heady aroma of cheesy arse crack which immediately curtailed my ability to carry on.....
You have to understand he'd arrived smartly dressed with clean fingernails very polite seemed well educated no reason to suspect anything untoward .......
I mean its not like I was a willing accomplice to this assault on my nostrils....
Apparently these events are not uncommon and talking about helps the recovery process...
In fact.....I feel better already... "
bad preparation on your behalf Soxy, a clothes peg to hand and quickly applied to ones hooter would have allowed the activity to proceed..
colour matched of course..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Speak for yourself!
Who the fuck are you meeting!!
This
Well look,,,, here's the thing.... some time ago... and not related to anyone from this site...
I'd returned from a overseas venture where sex was off the menu.....
So basically in order to unload some excess baggage, I'd agreed to meet a random guy to provide me with a quickie bj with nothing expected in return .....
Anyway,,, there he was down on his knees and all was going well..... until he decided to loosen his belt buckle for comfort and release the heady aroma of cheesy arse crack which immediately curtailed my ability to carry on.....
You have to understand he'd arrived smartly dressed with clean fingernails very polite seemed well educated no reason to suspect anything untoward .......
I mean its not like I was a willing accomplice to this assault on my nostrils....
Apparently these events are not uncommon and talking about helps the recovery process...
In fact.....I feel better already...
bad preparation on your behalf Soxy, a clothes peg to hand and quickly applied to ones hooter would have allowed the activity to proceed..
colour matched of course.. "
Indeed that is possible course of action I may adopt in future.....
It seems a better option than demanding they provide a swab test ..... |
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"Speak for yourself!
Who the fuck are you meeting!!
This
Well look,,,, here's the thing.... some time ago... and not related to anyone from this site...
I'd returned from a overseas venture where sex was off the menu.....
So basically in order to unload some excess baggage, I'd agreed to meet a random guy to provide me with a quickie bj with nothing expected in return .....
Anyway,,, there he was down on his knees and all was going well..... until he decided to loosen his belt buckle for comfort and release the heady aroma of cheesy arse crack which immediately curtailed my ability to carry on.....
You have to understand he'd arrived smartly dressed with clean fingernails very polite seemed well educated no reason to suspect anything untoward .......
I mean its not like I was a willing accomplice to this assault on my nostrils....
Apparently these events are not uncommon and talking about helps the recovery process...
In fact.....I feel better already...
bad preparation on your behalf Soxy, a clothes peg to hand and quickly applied to ones hooter would have allowed the activity to proceed..
colour matched of course..
Indeed that is possible course of action I may adopt in future.....
It seems a better option than demanding they provide a swab test ..... "
go for both, belt n braces and all that.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't get my head around what a cheesy arse crack is?
Maybe I have been fortunate enough not to smell one?
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Oh you really don't want to get your head around a cheesy arse crack.......
I'm sorry if this offends any cheesy arse lovers out there, but OMG just the whiff of a sweaty crevice fills me with contempt .... |
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