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An Australian woman somehow managed to climb over a beach, go swimming in a crocodile wildlife habitat and is now 'missing' after she was eaten by crocodiles as her friend watched.
There are currently no reports about where her husband and children were, and why they weren't holding her hand, and although no-one was shot, the crocodile is thought to be suffering from indigestion caused by the lycra swimsuit.
When quizzed in the Australian Parliament, the minister shrugged and said "If you're going to go swimming there at night, you're going to get consumed"
(He did actually say that  )
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"The lycra swimsuit should be strung up
Didnt neighbours hear screaming "a croc has got me" "
Or her friend, that quote, plus the fact that it is a crocodile habitat, is one of the main reasons they dont suspect the koala bear nearby. |
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North Queensland member for parliament, Warren Entsch, who represents the region, said the victim should be blamed for the attack, not the crocodile.
"You can't legislate against human stupidity," Entsch said on Monday, noting that Thornton Beach lies next to a creek where tourism operators run crocodile-spotting tours.
"This is a tragedy but it was avoidable. You can only get there by ferry, and there are signs there saying watch out for the bloody crocodiles," he added.
"If you go in swimming at 10 o'clock at night, you're going to get consumed."
I love the Aussie ability to say it as it is. |
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"Had they been drinking 
Oh, hang on, are you seriously trying to say the woman was totally 'armless because she was legless?
That's shockingly bad taste, Jo. Frankly I expected better of you
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Shockingly bad taste i know mr ddc  |
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"Had they been drinking
Oh, hang on, are you seriously trying to say the woman was totally 'armless because she was legless?
That's shockingly bad taste, Jo. Frankly I expected better of you
Shockingly bad taste i know mr ddc "
I have always relied on you having poor taste  |
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"Had they been drinking
Oh, hang on, are you seriously trying to say the woman was totally 'armless because she was legless?
That's shockingly bad taste, Jo. Frankly I expected better of you
Shockingly bad taste i know mr ddc
I have always relied on you having poor taste "
Yea yea .... |
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"North Queensland member for parliament, Warren Entsch, who represents the region, said the victim should be blamed for the attack, not the crocodile.
"You can't legislate against human stupidity," Entsch said on Monday, noting that Thornton Beach lies next to a creek where tourism operators run crocodile-spotting tours.
"This is a tragedy but it was avoidable. You can only get there by ferry, and there are signs there saying watch out for the bloody crocodiles," he added.
"If you go in swimming at 10 o'clock at night, you're going to get consumed."
I love the Aussie ability to say it as it is."
can i give him a double vote |
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Clearly it's the fault of the refugees.
Or the lady who went swimming.
Someone will be along shortly and blame a lack of signs and Nebosh regulations in place. |
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We don't have to string anybody up or shoot the crocs just quit saving fucking morons from doing moronic stuff!!.
People keep telling me were the evolved ones...i don't see it myself |
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"We don't have to string anybody up or shoot the crocs just quit saving fucking morons from doing moronic stuff!!.
People keep telling me were the evolved ones...i don't see it myself"
...neither do I mate....neither do I.  |
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"Had they been drinking
Oh, hang on, are you seriously trying to say the woman was totally 'armless because she was legless?
That's shockingly bad taste, Jo. Frankly I expected better of you
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Who's Jo Frankly, is she the consumed woman? |
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