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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Woman has £4k collection of sex toys she can't use ..

And this is newsworthy??

http://m.bristolpost.co.uk/8203-Obsessed-Patchway-woman-4-000-collection-sex/story-29337187-detail/story.html

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why can't she use them ?

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

She's a bloke?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shes got a painful condition, where parts of her womb are on the outside and she's in constant pain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mind you I reckon she's mad ,why on earth would you make something like that public ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I often see on the trending on Facebook section posts saying *insert c list celebrity name * has posted photos of herself in a bikini,on Twitter.

Why is that news?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

I liked the quote "I hope my mum doesn't find out" and the boyfriend who wishes to remain anonymous, but I'm guessing all his mates and work-colleagues have a pretty good idea...

(But £4k, and she's only twenty-whatever-it-was

)

Normally these stories contain a little snippet that make you realise it's really a cunning piece of advertising, but if so I missed it.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman has £4k collection of sex toys she can't use ..

And this is newsworthy??

http://m.bristolpost.co.uk/8203-Obsessed-Patchway-woman-4-000-collection-sex/story-29337187-detail/story.html

Thats going to be one heck of a car boot sale

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I often see on the trending on Facebook section posts saying *insert c list celebrity name * has posted photos of herself in a bikini,on Twitter.

Why is that news?"

It's shockingly lazy journalism if you have to insert the name yourself. Idle bustards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She suffers from vibration white finger in her nether regions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I often see on the trending on Facebook section posts saying *insert c list celebrity name * has posted photos of herself in a bikini,on Twitter.

Why is that news?

It's shockingly lazy journalism if you have to insert the name yourself. Idle bustards.

Having an unusually comedic day today Mister ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman has £4k collection of sex toys she can't use ..

And this is newsworthy??

http://m.bristolpost.co.uk/8203-Obsessed-Patchway-woman-4-000-collection-sex/story-29337187-detail/story.html

Thats going to be one heck of a car boot sale

Where do you take old toys to die? I have one that is over 30 yrs old that I'm worried about taking to the dump,in case they want to go through my stuff with me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mind you I reckon she's mad ,why on earth would you make something like that public ??"

She must be mad, £4k!!!!

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"She suffers from vibration white finger in her nether regions"

That would be vibration white labia.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman has £4k collection of sex toys she can't use ..

And this is newsworthy??

http://m.bristolpost.co.uk/8203-Obsessed-Patchway-woman-4-000-collection-sex/story-29337187-detail/story.html

Thats going to be one heck of a car boot sale

Where do you take old toys to die? I have one that is over 30 yrs old that I'm worried about taking to the dump,in case they want to go through my stuff with me."

Don't Anne Summers offer a recycling service?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I liked the quote "I hope my mum doesn't find out" and the boyfriend who wishes to remain anonymous, but I'm guessing all his mates and work-colleagues have a pretty good idea...

(But £4k, and she's only twenty-whatever-it-was

)

Normally these stories contain a little snippet that make you realise it's really a cunning piece of advertising, but if so I missed it.

Mr ddc"

I bet her mum and boyfriend are really pleased .

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

It is worth bearing in mind that the Bristol Post is owned by the Daily Hate Mail, so vacuous titillation pieces like this are to be expected.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

True and truthfully how many people still read the post

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"True and truthfully how many people still read the post "

Too many.

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