Right this is what happened to me the other week. I was walking to the bridge near my house and opposite a man came out his house and waving to me so i waved back (big mistake) by the time i was walking up it he had ran over (bare feet) you coming to help me help you what i said help me clean and sweep. Me, bollocks thata mens work. Then he says but i want to take you out tonight. So im assuming that was a chat up line |
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"Right this is what happened to me the other week. I was walking to the bridge near my house and opposite a man came out his house and waving to me so i waved back (big mistake) by the time i was walking up it he had ran over (bare feet) you coming to help me help you what i said help me clean and sweep. Me, bollocks thata mens work. Then he says but i want to take you out tonight. So im assuming that was a chat up line"
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"Right this is what happened to me the other week. I was walking to the bridge near my house and opposite a man came out his house and waving to me so i waved back (big mistake) by the time i was walking up it he had ran over (bare feet) you coming to help me help you what i said help me clean and sweep. Me, bollocks thata mens work. Then he says but i want to take you out tonight. So im assuming that was a chat up line"
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Oh and one i had a few weeks previous i would of gone if i hadnt have been with jay.
I was having lunch with jay and had gone outside for a fag and costa shares part of the walk and this really nice guy came out of the side door and very politely invited me to have a coffee with him.
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"Him: "Would you like to be the mother of my children?"
me: "No!"
And they say romance is dead  "
I was only 18 at the time too, far too innocent for that sort of malarkey  |
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"Him: "Would you like to be the mother of my children?"
me: "No!"
And they say romance is dead
I was only 18 at the time too, far too innocent for that sort of malarkey "
Were you now? |
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"Right this is what happened to me the other week. I was walking to the bridge near my house and opposite a man came out his house and waving to me so i waved back (big mistake) by the time i was walking up it he had ran over (bare feet) you coming to help me help you what i said help me clean and sweep. Me, bollocks thata mens work. Then he says but i want to take you out tonight. So im assuming that was a chat up line"
I know it's late but What? |
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"Right this is what happened to me the other week. I was walking to the bridge near my house and opposite a man came out his house and waving to me so i waved back (big mistake) by the time i was walking up it he had ran over (bare feet) you coming to help me help you what i said help me clean and sweep. Me, bollocks thata mens work. Then he says but i want to take you out tonight. So im assuming that was a chat up line
I know it's late but What?"
l swear thats exactly what happened and when i repeated it to jay he wasnt even surprised.as that kind of stuff happens to me a lot |
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"Him: "Would you like to be the mother of my children?"
me: "No!"
And they say romance is dead
I was only 18 at the time too, far too innocent for that sort of malarkey
Were you now? "
Were. But not now |
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"The one I really want to try is..
'Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?' "
its often pot luck. What works for one wont another.
I met a guy from here who sent me a one line chat up and it made me laugh so much but i doubt it would of worked on anyone else |
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"The one I really want to try is..
'Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?' its often pot luck. What works for one wont another.
I met a guy from here who sent me a one line chat up and it made me laugh so much but i doubt it would of worked on anyone else"
..care to share? 
...or am I being too nosey?  |
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"The one I really want to try is..
'Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?' its often pot luck. What works for one wont another.
I met a guy from here who sent me a one line chat up and it made me laugh so much but i doubt it would of worked on anyone else
..care to share?
...or am I being too nosey? "
it.was just a.silly thing connected.to.my profile but it.was just.the.phrase he.used.was one.i used.to use.all the.time |
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"The one I really want to try is..
'Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?' its often pot luck. What works for one wont another.
I met a guy from here who sent me a one line chat up and it made me laugh so much but i doubt it would of worked on anyone else
..care to share?
...or am I being too nosey? it.was just a.silly thing connected.to.my profile but it.was just.the.phrase he.used.was one.i used.to use.all the.time"
Ah.I.see. |
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How big's yer holdall?
Best that's ever worked was sorry to bother you, I've lost a bet to my grossly immature mates and I've been dared to come over and ask you a crude question....so here goes....any chance I can cum on your face? And there I stood for what felt like an eternity - or 30 secs - as she just stared right at me before saying buy me a drink and I'll think about it.
Yes, the lad pulled that night. Get in |
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Is your Dad a traffic warden ? ... No why ? ... Because you've got FINE written all over you
Is your Dad an astronaut ? ... No why? ... Because your ass is out of this world
I may add that I'm far too old to use this sort of shit but did ask for cheese  |
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Are you sure you're a muggle? Because that arse is magical.
One night with me and you'll see why they call her moaning mertyl.
You can be my Dumblewhore.
Want me to be your houseelf? I'd wear no clothes and do whatever you command.
Let me Slytherin to your chamber of secrets |
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"Are you sure you're a muggle? Because that arse is magical.
One night with me and you'll see why they call her moaning mertyl.
You can be my Dumblewhore.
Want me to be your houseelf? I'd wear no clothes and do whatever you command.
Let me Slytherin to your chamber of secrets"
This is actually pretty good...  |
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"Are you sure you're a muggle? Because that arse is magical.
One night with me and you'll see why they call her moaning mertyl.
You can be my Dumblewhore.
Want me to be your houseelf? I'd wear no clothes and do whatever you command.
Let me Slytherin to your chamber of secrets
This is actually pretty good... "
*bows* I'm here with more nerdy ones if ya ever need them |
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"How big's yer holdall?
Best that's ever worked was sorry to bother you, I've lost a bet to my grossly immature mates and I've been dared to come over and ask you a crude question....so here goes....any chance I can cum on your face? And there I stood for what felt like an eternity - or 30 secs - as she just stared right at me before saying buy me a drink and I'll think about it.
Yes, the lad pulled that night. Get in "
Holy smokes |
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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago
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On stag nights we all had to use the same chat up line and the best one was, "you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!" It was a 50/50 chance that you either got slapped or shagged. |
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all of them are bad.
men might as well walk up to us with their cock out and ask for shag, like they do on here.
 love you really guys and just playing... |
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"all of them are bad.
men might as well walk up to us with their cock out and ask for shag, like they do on here.
love you really guys and just playing..."
...not tried that one....yet |
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"Hello, we danced in the rain on the SouthBank, do you remember?" 
His reply was "And you look sexy as fuck in that outfit and you know it!"
Haha, we spent months going dancing and posing together and remain good buddies. |
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