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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am un lady like. Apparently!

What have You discovered that you are/aren't today?

*extra points will be awarded for the most entertaining answer...go!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I am un lady like. Apparently!

What have You discovered that you are/aren't today?

*extra points will be awarded for the most entertaining answer...go!"

Did you burp halfway through a reply to someone's pm?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That singing loudly whilst using your strimmer to cut nettles will end in you getting nettle stingies in your mouth

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Me too apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im the worst swinger in Great Britain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That singing loudly whilst using your strimmer to cut nettles will end in you getting nettle stingies in your mouth

Ooo ouchy!!

Gargle with aloe vera!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently I'm an ugly degenerate misfit.....

A fact revealed too me by a disgruntled opportunist who felt it necessary to vent their frustration upon receiving my polite rejection of a demand to acquiesce too sucking their cock... .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am un lady like. Apparently!

What have You discovered that you are/aren't today?

*extra points will be awarded for the most entertaining answer...go!

Did you burp halfway through a reply to someone's pm?

Mr ddc"

Hey neighbour- How could you possibly think that of me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apparently I'm an ugly degenerate misfit.....

A fact revealed too me by a disgruntled opportunist who felt it necessary to vent their frustration upon receiving my polite rejection of a demand to acquiesce too sucking their cock... .......

Ahhhh- the "I didn't really want to fuck you anyway" response- classic! x

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm like a horrible person because something upset me and I cried.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasn't you who pissed on his chips was it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I can't type using a mubyle phoan as well as using a keyboard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm like a horrible person because something upset me and I cried."

Do you need a hug?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

2lb lighter this week way hay

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I am un lady like. Apparently!

What have You discovered that you are/aren't today?

*extra points will be awarded for the most entertaining answer...go!

Did you burp halfway through a reply to someone's pm?

Mr ddc

Hey neighbour- How could you possibly think that of me!

It was the only unladylike thing I could imagine you doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It wasn't you who pissed on his chips was it?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"2lb lighter this week way hay "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am boring as i dont do threesomes lol

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I'm from texas.shock and horror I'm called a yank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am un lady like. Apparently!

What have You discovered that you are/aren't today?

*extra points will be awarded for the most entertaining answer...go!"

I am unladylike too. However I do like lady's.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"I am un lady like. Apparently!

What have You discovered that you are/aren't today?

*extra points will be awarded for the most entertaining answer...go!"

shock horror I found out I'm not still in my 30's

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

Yesterday I discovered that even though I haven't really ridden my horse in a year I can still take it jumping and do quite well. Big achievement for me after my accident last year

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Nothing today but i did yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yesterday I discovered that even though I haven't really ridden my horse in a year I can still take it jumping and do quite well. Big achievement for me after my accident last year

That's fantastic xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not very good at distinguishing a tube of toothpaste from a tube of Veet

Disaster narrowly averted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have discovered i am goddess

Prove me wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have discovered i am goddess

Prove me wrong

Oh Clem.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learned that I'm really great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have discovered i am goddess

Prove me wrong

Oh Clem......."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That last nights meet would have let me tie him up and eat his ass but he was too embarrassed and shy to share.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"That last nights meet would have let me tie him up and eat his ass but he was too embarrassed and shy to share."
thats a shame one of the reasons i like guys with good communication skills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of the little peeps told me I'm not as funny as I think I am

funny but not that funny apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One of the little peeps told me I'm not as funny as I think I am

funny but not that funny apparently"
Dwarves?

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"One of the little peeps told me I'm not as funny as I think I am

funny but not that funny apparently"

I bet you laughed! Not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of the little peeps told me I'm not as funny as I think I am

funny but not that funny apparentlyDwarves?"

Children. The littlest one is an adorable smart arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm rapidly losing interest in fab,

But I have been thinking this for awhile now so it's nothing new,

Time for a break me thinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That I'm rapidly losing interest in fab,

But I have been thinking this for awhile now so it's nothing new,

Time for a break me thinks

Aww can I come with you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A breeder. Apparently I shouldn't take contraception and should just breed.

Oh and I'm boring. I did say pardon and got the same response .

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm like a horrible person because something upset me and I cried.

Do you need a hug?"

I do actually, it's been a horrible day and I don't normally have horrible days

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One of the little peeps told me I'm not as funny as I think I am

funny but not that funny apparentlyDwarves?

Children. The littlest one is an adorable smart arse

I have a threenager so I know your pain x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm like a horrible person because something upset me and I cried.

Do you need a hug?

I do actually, it's been a horrible day and I don't normally have horrible days

(((((((()))))))) big hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently I'm an egotistical smart arse.

To which I replied, for one to be a smart arse, first one has to be smart. Otherwise, one is just an arse.

I think they may have a point...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

That i sound like a man when i put on a sexy voice

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'll tell you one thing right now, I'm no lady either!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm like a horrible person because something upset me and I cried.

Do you need a hug?

I do actually, it's been a horrible day and I don't normally have horrible days

Come here, I'll give you a hug and you can play with my hair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shock horror I've been told you're in your 50's granny..get back to your knitting....

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

I've become a workaholic because I worked all day today when I was going to have a week off.

I need my life back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've discovered that I like bank holiday Monday drinking and I'm going to feel like shite tomorrow

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

My near 15 yr old told me that even though he's a sod he still loves me. Rare words.

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By *edheadsruleCouple over a year ago

lancashire

Today I discovered these fantastic water balloons where you can fill loads in one go, tomorrow I may just win a water bomb fight

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