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Things I've noticed on fab

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Firemen and the Irish feel the need to tell you in their opening message that they are either firemen or Irish. What have others noticed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mistaking verbosity for intellect.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That the forums are generally a hoot and I spend far too much time on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed that no matter what you do...... you can't please all the people all the time..

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I've noticed loads of naked bodies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mistaking verbosity for intellect."

Eh? *frantically googles the meaning of verbosity*

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Personal trainers always need to tell you their job and there are a LOT of them it seems!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive noticed that I don't get noticed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Firemen and the Irish feel the need to tell you in their opening message that they are either firemen or Irish. What have others noticed? "

soldiers too..and i also fear for the level of literacy around...much much worse than i'd realised was the norm..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ive noticed that I don't get noticed"

Who said that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed that there are a lot of witty members on here. Some threads genuinely have me chuckling!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An awful lot of professionals. Bodie and Doyle have nothing on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personal trainers always need to tell you their job and there are a LOT of them it seems!?

oh and them....and a lot of 'professional' photographers...with dreaful,dark and indecipherable photos..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That the forums are generally a hoot and I spend far too much time on here

Hurrah I am with my good chum . Its a jolly rip snorting chuckle a thon

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Ive noticed that I don't get noticed"

Haha...me to!

I've noticed there are loads of 'pro' photographers on fab!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An awful lot of professionals. Bodie and Doyle have nothing on Fab."

I see a lot of profeshonels..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....and a lot of 'professional' photographers...with dreaful,dark and indecipherable photos.."

That's a good one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive noticed that I don't get noticed

Who said that

You noticed , have a free mint choc ice on me .

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By *aeriequeenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

I've noticed that the word 'single' is not always appropriately used

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed how many people don't read your profile before they message you

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By *aeriequeenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

"Personal trainers always need to tell you their job and there are a LOT of them it seems!?

oh and them....and a lot of 'professional' photographers...with dreaful,dark and indecipherable photos.."

Exactly! They offer their services but why on earth would you??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have noticed there are lots of racey pictures on peoples profile and even nakedness.

Oops sorry that posting was for facebook

Lol

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

I've noticed a lot of messy bathrooms

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan over a year ago

London

That there are so many spelling experts on fab who's sol purpose is to pick up on any and every single spelling or grammar mistake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed from perving pics, that a lot of men like to grab hold of their erection really really tightly until their love pump turns a painful shade of purple

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

There is a huge dark void between believing you are intelligent and the harsh reality

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

"I've noticed from perving pics, that a lot of men like to grab hold of their erection really really tightly until their love pump turns a painful shade of purple

Lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lawyers and soldiers also tell you in the first sentence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That there are so many spelling experts on fab who's sol purpose is to pick up on any and every single spelling or grammar mistake

*Whose sole.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've noticed that for some folk a sense of humour is severely lacking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That lynx cans make a great measuring device

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lawyers and soldiers also tell you in the first sentence.

Never had the lawyer one, shame as I need some advice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That the site is full of "genuine" people

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Vegans

Nuff said!

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Personal trainers always need to tell you their job and there are a LOT of them it seems!?

oh and them....and a lot of 'professional' photographers...with dreaful,dark and indecipherable photos..

Exactly! They offer their services but why on earth would you??"

Cause they are 'professionals' too!!

Tut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely noticed a lot of professional photographers and masseurs. At least you can guess which photographers are exaggerating from their profile.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan over a year ago

London

"That there are so many spelling experts on fab who's sol purpose is to pick up on any and every single spelling or grammar mistake

*Whose sole.

Sorry, I couldn't resist."

Lol you actually fell for it, knew someone couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed loads of naked bodies

I've noticed that too....great innit??

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

"That there are so many spelling experts on fab who's sol purpose is to pick up on any and every single spelling or grammar mistake

*Whose sole.

Sorry, I couldn't resist."

It's a euphemism, silly. Now Sol Campbell is a conservative his grammar is impeccable, everyone knows the grammar nazis are now knows as a 'sol' on fab.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

There are some very odd ppl on this site.

The forum is the best bit of the site

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By *layfulCouple86Couple over a year ago

Lancashire

"That there are so many spelling experts on fab who's sol purpose is to pick up on any and every single spelling or grammar mistake

*Whose sole.

Sorry, I couldn't resist."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have noticed alot of guys with tattooes and bushy beards ...oh and muscly men to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That there are so many spelling experts on fab who's sol purpose is to pick up on any and every single spelling or grammar mistake

*Whose sole.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Lol you actually fell for it, knew someone couldn't resist

It's a need deep within me.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"That there are so many spelling experts on fab who's sol purpose is to pick up on any and every single spelling or grammar mistake

*Whose sole.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

It's a euphemism, silly. Now Sol Campbell is a conservative his grammar is impeccable, everyone knows the grammar nazis are now knows as a 'sol' on fab.

Knows*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive noticed that more Tvs and men like my cock than the women on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed from perving pics, that a lot of men like to grab hold of their erection really really tightly until their love pump turns a painful shade of purple

Haha great post

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"There are some very odd ppl on this site.

The forum is the best bit of the site

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what for odd people

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I've noticed that for some folk a sense of humour is severely lacking "

Technically that's not my fault. I use the 'random witty remark' app, but it's still only at a developmental stage, and sometimes swinger terminology confuses it.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv noticed the rise in very quick and fake verifications

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've noticed that for some folk a sense of humour is severely lacking

Technically that's not my fault. I use the 'random witty remark' app, but it's still only at a developmental stage, and sometimes swinger terminology confuses it.

Mr ddc"

Aww bless, at least you try

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I've noticed that for some folk a sense of humour is severely lacking

Technically that's not my fault. I use the 'random witty remark' app, but it's still only at a developmental stage, and sometimes swinger terminology confuses it.

Mr ddc

Aww bless, at least you try

Yes, Ruggars often says I'm very trying...

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"There are some very odd ppl on this site.

The forum is the best bit of the site

what for odd people

I'm not saying I don't like odd I'm probably classed as odd, peculiar or just strange.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have noticed some people will agree with anything if they think they might get a fuck out of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have noticed some people will agree with anything if they think they might get a fuck out of it

I agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed from perving pics, that a lot of men like to grab hold of their erection really really tightly until their love pump turns a painful shade of purple

As a media studies graduate who minored in photography but who perfered a career in professional medical physiotherapy...sorry, what was the thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have noticed some people will agree with anything if they think they might get a fuck out of it

I agree

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I agree with you agreeing with him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot of people who view profile over and over again but never message or try their luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have noticed some people will agree with anything if they think they might get a fuck out of it

I agree

I agree with you agreeing with him "

I also agree. Now, do I get a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed quite a few don't end up looking like their profile pics....or maybe they did at one time...sometime. ..well possibly. Convince me please....or did they really say curvy in their profile

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan over a year ago

London

"I have noticed some people will agree with anything if they think they might get a fuck out of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed there are alot of horny people on this particular thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have noticed some people will agree with anything if they think they might get a fuck out of it

I agree

I agree with you agreeing with him

I also agree. Now, do I get a fuck?

Depends how agreeable you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha ha yes !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That a lot of fems claim to wanna meet you but never do

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By *tu1111Man over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I don't see the point in a fake profile on a site like this

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By *emini1637Woman over a year ago

Warwickshire

I've noticed a lot of blokes like to photograph their cocks over their toilets!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That people with really big ego's tend to be single.

Just saying!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Ex soldier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed there area fair few unicorn hunters on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've noticed that some folk like to remove their forum posts so none can see how much of a twat they really are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed that some folk like to remove their forum posts so none can see how much of a twat they really are

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By *ony.A2Man over a year ago

boston

no one ever says i work for the post office

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I've noticed that some folk like to remove their forum posts so none can see how much of a twat they really are

You only have a couple of mins to realise that yourself though don't you,we should be given at least 5 mins to change our minds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed that it doesn't take long for the negative comments to appear on most threads

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By *tu1111Man over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I just want to meet genuine people and have a laugh but get ignored because I'm over shadowed by the flock of male weirdos say of sorts of shite "I have a two foot long dick" or other crazy notions with the photo they have down loaded from Google

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

no one mentioned the men who give a professional massage yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed that it doesn't take long for the negative comments to appear on most threads "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed that some folk like to remove their forum posts so none can see how much of a twat they really are

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've noticed that some folk like to remove their forum posts so none can see how much of a twat they really are

You only have a couple of mins to realise that yourself though don't you,we should be given at least 5 mins to change our minds

You need five minutes to realise I'm a twat..shame on you...it's bleeding obvious

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I have notice a lot of straight men fab Dicks cock pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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I didn't want anyone to see what a twat I am

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I've noticed that some folk like to remove their forum posts so none can see how much of a twat they really are

You only have a couple of mins to realise that yourself though don't you,we should be given at least 5 mins to change our minds

You need five minutes to realise I'm a twat..shame on you...it's bleeding obvious

No comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see dead people...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot of insecurity,closed-mindedness,bigotry and bitterness. And lots of people having sex.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

That even friendly threads involving warm custard create hostility

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

I've noticed folk put "lol" at the end of their catty comments, in an attempt to keep it good natured

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed that more people from Ireland look at my profile then any other area

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed folk put "lol" at the end of their catty comments, in an attempt to keep it good natured

Meow!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed that the people who harp on about how lovely and nice and social they are and how everyone likes them and how they get on with everyone etc etc.

Tend to be anything but nice people and who I prefer to steer clear of in here and life in general.

Lots of Delusional folk about.

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By *ilberryMan over a year ago

Scarborough

Long mirror shots, available by the dozen!

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Mistaking verbosity for intellect."

Shit loads of that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed a lot of professional people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mistaking verbosity for intellect.

Shit loads of that."

Whatever it means I agree....I think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed that people very rarely read a thread the whole way through before posting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed that people very rarely read a thread the whole way through before posting."

I blame the quoting of long posts for that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed that people very rarely read a thread the whole way through before posting.

I blame the quoting of long posts for that. "

Oh gawd yes, absolutely this!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed that people very rarely read a thread the whole way through before posting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm an Irish Fireman Soldier Solictor - I'll rescue you from your burning house, get you a massive insurance payout, then stand to attention whilst demonstrating my mastery of the crack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed alot of sky remotes and lynx tins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed that people very rarely read a thread the whole way through before posting.

I blame the quoting of long posts for that. "

Sorry what did you say.

Personally I blame people who don't read thread's all the way through.

Anyone else find this?

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

That a lot of men seem to take cock pics in public bathrooms.

That however loose your preferences are, you're gonna piss off someone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Firemen and the Irish feel the need to tell you in their opening message that they are either firemen or Irish. What have others noticed? "
So ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Terrible taste in grundies, mucky bathrooms, illiteracy and a prolifration of professional genuine guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who neither know nor care about the difference between being discrete and discreet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That some people are on here seemingly just to argue with other's.

There are one or twenty on here who could start an arguement in an empty room alone, with not a sole for a hundred miles in any direction.

And their opinion is the only opinion.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That some people are on here seemingly just to argue with other's.

There are one or twenty on here who could start an arguement in an empty room alone, with not a sole for a hundred miles in any direction.

And their opinion is the only opinion.

Lol

You mean those... "I'm nice everyone likes me" people? Lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"An awful lot of professionals. Bodie and Doyle have nothing on Fab."

They're still my dream 3 some

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By *artytwoCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There are a lot of bums in need of anal bleaching.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That some people are on here seemingly just to argue with other's.

There are one or twenty on here who could start an arguement in an empty room alone, with not a sole for a hundred miles in any direction.

And their opinion is the only opinion.

Lol

*soul

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Some ppl go unlos and are back with in days.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That some people are on here seemingly just to argue with other's.

There are one or twenty on here who could start an arguement in an empty room alone, with not a sole for a hundred miles in any direction.

And their opinion is the only opinion.

Lol

*soul

Grammar nazi.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd just like to put it out there I am of Irish descent and my second cousin is a fireman.

Calm yourselves ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That the TVs and TS girls are hotter and make more effort than most of the girls on here!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That the TVs and TS girls are hotter and make more effort than most of the girls on here!! "

I disagree. If you're basing this upon the most fabbed section, it makes sense you're only going to get the most beautiful of either in there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd just like to put it out there I am of Irish descent and my second cousin is a fireman.

Calm yourselves ladies

Swoon

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"That the TVs and TS girls are hotter and make more effort than most of the girls on here!! "

True

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'd just like to put it out there I am of Irish descent and my second cousin is a fireman.

Calm yourselves ladies

Wooooo hooooo

(for the fireman bit)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That the TVs and TS girls are hotter and make more effort than most of the girls on here!!

I disagree. If you're basing this upon the most fabbed section, it makes sense you're only going to get the most beautiful of either in there."

Not the basis of the comment, but did peruse the first 2 pages and ironically it gives our point even more clarity!

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

ive noticed that a lot of men have those miniature sky remotes can never find them in the shops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That the TVs and TS girls are hotter and make more effort than most of the girls on here!!

I disagree. If you're basing this upon the most fabbed section, it makes sense you're only going to get the most beautiful of either in there.

Not the basis of the comment, but did peruse the first 2 pages and ironically it gives our point even more clarity! "

Well I would agree that there are and have been some stunning TV/TSs on here, I was fortunate to chat regularly to the lovely Lisaloves, she was an intelligent as she was gorgeous, but then she moved on to bigger and better things...she was wasted on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive noticed a lot of "like minded" people looking for other "like minded" people.

p.s Did I mention Im a photographer?

Mr x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed a lot of straight guys love getting fucked by guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That the TVs and TS girls are hotter and make more effort than most of the girls on here!!

I disagree. If you're basing this upon the most fabbed section, it makes sense you're only going to get the most beautiful of either in there.

Not the basis of the comment, but did peruse the first 2 pages and ironically it gives our point even more clarity!

I can imagine, wouldnt it be nice if everyone made a little bit more effort like these girls do

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

People react very badly to criticism in any context.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Firemen and the Irish feel the need to tell you in their opening message that they are either firemen or Irish. What have others noticed? "

I've noticed that when a guy mails me saying he's a fireman I don't believe him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That no one every admits having an STI. every back back thread all the barebackers pronounce clean health always. Pretty statistically unlikely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Firemen and the Irish feel the need to tell you in their opening message that they are either firemen or Irish. What have others noticed?

I've noticed that when a guy mails me saying he's a fireman I don't believe him

The term fireman is your firsf clue

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"That no one every admits having an STI. every back back thread all the barebackers pronounce clean health always. Pretty statistically unlikely."

If everyone who does bareback is clean, then it is statistically certain that they will remain clean.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

There are forum ppl Near by but never say hello

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Firemen and the Irish feel the need to tell you in their opening message that they are either firemen or Irish. What have others noticed?

I've noticed that when a guy mails me saying he's a fireman I don't believe him

The term fireman is your firsf clue

It's firefighter or fire officer

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By *illToPleaseMan over a year ago

Wiltshire

That very often when a profile says...

"I'm not here to fuck my way through the site" or "quality over quantity"...

These profiles tend to have more veris than the average...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Firemen and the Irish feel the need to tell you in their opening message that they are either firemen or Irish. What have others noticed?

I've noticed that when a guy mails me saying he's a fireman I don't believe him

The term fireman is your firsf clue

It's firefighter or fire officer"

Indeed, i was a booty 7 years before i became a FF on retained, never mention it to anyone, until now i guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've noticed that there's an awful lot of bollocks on here.

xxx

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By *allipygousMan over a year ago

Leicester

"People who neither know nor care about the difference between being discrete and discreet!"

Or being discreet and discrete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People prefer to bitch and moan than actually take control of a situation. I have no tolerance of anyone tonight

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

"There is a huge dark void between believing you are intelligent and the harsh reality "

Its just physics . light travels faster than sound , therefore some people appear bright before opening their mouths

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"There is a huge dark void between believing you are intelligent and the harsh reality

Its just physics . light travels faster than sound , therefore some people appear bright before opening their mouths

"
I am so stealing that

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By *aturally sexyCouple over a year ago

watford

I've noticed a lot of guys who say they are single buy a lot of feminine toiletries - at least there are always a lot of these products on the bathroom shelves behind them in the pics.

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"An awful lot of professionals. Bodie and Doyle have nothing on Fab.

I see a lot of profeshonels.."

Those also..

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan over a year ago

newcastle

I have noticed a lot of men love to be offended on a woman's behalf in that 1% chance of looking like a good guy and getting a sympathy fuck

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"There is a huge dark void between believing you are intelligent and the harsh reality

Its just physics . light travels faster than sound , therefore some people appear bright before opening their mouths

I am so stealing that "

Which part? I want payment in kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have noticed a lot of men love to be offended on a woman's behalf in that 1% chance of looking like a good guy and getting a sympathy fuck"

Same goes for some of the woman being offended on some of the guys behalf in here too for the same reason.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have noticed a lot of men love to be offended on a woman's behalf in that 1% chance of looking like a good guy and getting a sympathy fuck

Same goes for some of the woman being offended on some of the guys behalf in here too for the same reason.

Some people just aren't happy unless they are offended by something and if they Aren't directly offended they will be offended on behalf of someone else. It bears no relation to gender.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There seems to be a large case of communal butthurt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That some people are on here seemingly just to argue with other's.

There are one or twenty on here who could start an arguement in an empty room alone, with not a sole for a hundred miles in any direction.

And their opinion is the only opinion.

Lol

You mean those... "I'm nice everyone likes me" people? Lol"

I'd take more notice if people actually named names instead of generalising

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The people you have a mutual attraction with, and want to meet, are usually not close to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've realised that now when I visit friends to wash my hands after using the remote. Didn't realise so many men hold them to their erect penis. ..I've lived a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's it's acceptable to send messages that say

Fuck uou , you won't like me so Fuck off

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Some ppl go unlos and are back with in days. "

Which is a real shame in some cases. Either have the balls to stay in the first place when people know who you are by keeping the same profile, or actually take some time out from the place you disliked so much you had to leave, and stay gone...!

If I have enough I simply switch my profile off for a bit - it's not rocket science!

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By *iffabacon1973Man over a year ago

st.neots

It's not acceptable to verbally abuse anyone unless they specifically ask to be abused.

Never had a sympathy fuck sounds a bit dull though.??

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By *iffabacon1973Man over a year ago

st.neots

Sorry to butt in ladies, and good evening to you all.??????????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've realised that now when I visit friends to wash my hands after using the remote. Didn't realise so many men hold them to their erect penis. ..I've lived a sheltered life"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a lot of Irish firemen... Oh wait.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS over a year ago

North west visiting bpool

That loads of straight guys think its not a bit bent to have me blow them :-/

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"That the TVs and TS girls are hotter and make more effort than most of the girls on here!! "

You've not seen me when I'm scared to look in the mirror.

I've noticed that there's a good mix of people. We're not the Stepford wives, husbands et al of swinging - so there are the general mindsets and attitudes etc that you'll find elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personal trainers always need to tell you their job and there are a LOT of them it seems!?

aye & them who are experts in massage - had one guy who promised to get oils, i suggested baby oil with aloe vera was just fine - when i got there, he massaged me all over with cream E45

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS over a year ago

North west visiting bpool

"Personal trainers always need to tell you their job and there are a LOT of them it seems!?

aye & them who are experts in massage - had one guy who promised to get oils, i suggested baby oil with aloe vera was just fine - when i got there, he massaged me all over with cream E45

Massage therapist + e45 = p45

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

There's a lot of people who say 'new to this' on their profile and they've been on a year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That it can get a bit competitive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profiles with only close up of body parts. I going to meet all of you not just said body part.

And my regular is an irish fireman

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *illToPleaseMan over a year ago

Wiltshire

That there are an awful lot of professional people on the sight, with little "online" icons all day, everyday!

But, that said, I am a professional person...not an Irish firefighter, but all the same...a professional person...and I have noticed this...so I must be part of the problem? Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im nodding in agreement to a few of these comments -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ive noticed I'm a straight man magnet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lots of males that are trained masseurs and lots of 'professional' photographers too

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By *carlet_heavenWoman over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

I've noticed that there are very very few people on Fab that appear NOT to show signs of a clinical personality disorder

Thankfully, these very few tend to hang out on forums, so I feel very safe here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed that there are very very few people on Fab that appear NOT to show signs of a clinical personality disorder

Thankfully, these very few tend to hang out on forums, so I feel very safe here

....have you read the forums??

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've also noticed that loads of people can't spell tongue and it's really, really annoying!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men are the scourge of the Earth,unless they are on a couple's profile and women can do no wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed that there are very very few people on Fab that appear NOT to show signs of a clinical personality disorder

Thankfully, these very few tend to hang out on forums, so I feel very safe here

....have you read the forums??"

Someone is delusional so it seems

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple over a year ago

Andover

"Mistaking verbosity for intellect."

The potential for ironic inference to be applied to this post is almost unbearable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The potential for ironic inference to be applied to this post is almost unbearable.

How could you say it in fewer than four words?

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By *VBethTV/TS over a year ago

Chester

I've noticed a guy near me who re-registers almost every day with a slightly different name. A guy who wouldn't kiss "because it was gay" but then sucked my cock. People who cannot travel or accommodate who would like to be picked up and taken to their meet and dropped off afterwards. People who are over 40 whose username includes "boy". People who feel that one or two shots of the same cock aren't enough so have over 30.... of the same cock!!

Oh and people who type big walls of text

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