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Gorilla lion or penguin?
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over a year ago
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I love penguins. They make me smile lots. An ex adopted one for me at Paignton Zoo, three months later they all got avian flu and had to become ex-penguins  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gorilla obviously.
A lion would probably eat me.
Individual penguins would probably be harmless but who knows what they might be capable of doing en masse?
I very much doubt a gorilla would hurt me (It's enough for them to know they could,,,they don't need to prove it).
I would beg and plead with the zoo people not to shoot the gorilla. |
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over a year ago
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It wouldn't really matter which one too me ......
I'd soon make my presence known....and
I know there would be queues of people coming too see the world only captive tranny,,,
I mean talk about a star attraction....  |
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"It wouldn't really matter which one too me ......
I'd soon make my presence known....and
I know there would be queues of people coming too see the world only captive tranny,,,
I mean talk about a star attraction.... "
The Soxy Enclosure - don't feed the animal  |
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"It wouldn't really matter which one too me ......
I'd soon make my presence known....and
I know there would be queues of people coming too see the world only captive tranny,,,
I mean talk about a star attraction....
The Soxy Enclosure - don't feed the animal "
I can almost feel the rotting fish slapping against my face and the mocking laughter of the crowds as they jeer and shout look at that ancient bloke in a dress..... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  |
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Penguins aren't as cute as they seem, if they feel threatened then they will attach but they will go for your eyes
Wen I feed penguins a few years ago the keeper said if I drop a fish or if they drop a fish don't bend down to pick it up as they will peck you in the eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knowimg my luck i would land on A Porcupine. (think.thats how it,s spelt)
But of the choices i wanna land in an enclosure with a big soft cuddly liom please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gorilla enclosure definitely....
My simian features along with some grunts n a bit of chest beating would have the group accepting me as one of their own in no time!
Then I'd get a big stick,creep up behind the dominant male n crack him over the head as hard as possible a few times....
Then kill all the male offspring n claim the females as my own n start my own breeding program.
Oh aye,I'd also ask the zookeeper to get me a studded collar with my new gorilla name on it.....KingDong!
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"It wouldn't really matter which one too me ......
I'd soon make my presence known....and
I know there would be queues of people coming too see the world only captive tranny,,,
I mean talk about a star attraction....
The Soxy Enclosure - don't feed the animal
I can almost feel the rotting fish slapping against my face and the mocking laughter of the crowds as they jeer and shout look at that ancient bloke in a dress..... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "
While all the time sending you private messages |
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The obvious answer is of course the lion, while you bring him to tears comparing his mane to bouffant 80's one hit wonder Tiffany you can run over and kick his balls off thus allowing you to escape |
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