29 Ways?

By *wayman OP Man over a year ago

newcastle

So how many of the 29 ways are euphemisms?

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door

But if she needs me bad I can find about two or three more

One - through the basement, two - down the hall

When the going gets rough, I got a hole in the wall

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door

But if she needs me bad I can find about two or three more

I can come down the chimney like a santa claus

Crawl through the window and that ain't all

I got lot of good ways I don't want you to know

I even got a hole in her bedroom floor

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door

But if she needs me bad I can find about two or three more

Oh, yes I can

I got a way through her closet behind her clothes

A way through the attic that noone knows

A master key to fit any lock

A hidden door behind grandpa's clock

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door

But if she needs me bad I can find about two or three more, hey

To my lovely baby's door

One -two - and some more

To my lovely baby's door

One -two - and some more

To my lovely baby's door

Oh my god, how many more

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

n there must be fifty ways to leave your lover

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wtf is this about?