Before downloading your photo to your profile, it may be useful to have a quick run through the following checklist to ensure your photo has the desired effect of enhancing your profile.
1 - Is your photo compliant to the site rules with regards to other people being in shot? Always look in the background and make sure your family members are not sniggering at you posing through the doorway.
2 - Have you chosen the best location in your house to take the photo? Your penis may well be the centre focus of your happy-snap, but it will not take long for people to notice you have taken the photo standing over an 'un-flushed toilet'!
3 - Are you making the most of you physic? Jaunty camera angles and a few accessories can make all the difference - though I am not sure an elastic band around the frisky frolics to make them look plump is a good idea, especially when they start turning blue
4 - Is there anything in the frame of the photo which shouldn't be? Leaving an open magazine, a toilet roll and some scrunched up tissue on the bed may leave people thinking you are a bit of a wa...amateur, if they are visible in your shot.
5 - Have any pets wondered in to shot? They may be cute but it is best to check what they are doing - or in certain cases licking (I should wash that before you use it again)
This checklist will be updated regularly as more useful information is brought to our attention. |
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over a year ago
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wear clean underpants if they're going to be a feature...and consider their appearance...are they over-washed, do they still resemble underwear are they still the same shade of white they were at time of purchase?
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"wear clean underpants if they're going to be a feature...and consider their appearance...are they over-washed, do they still resemble underwear are they still the same shade of white they were at time of purchase?
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Or are they grey with skid marks is what you really mean right?!  |
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Have to agree with the OP. I think it says a lot about a person if they can't be arsed to take a few decent photo's. I'm lot talking about the 'live action' shots with random limbs everywhere but when people have obviously posed for shots it would be nice if they had washed, done their make up (ladies), cleared away the kids toys (massive turn off) and at least to have looked like they have made the effort?  |
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over a year ago
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To the OP well said
A good one is to put the washing away before you take the photos
If you really like being in photos find a profile on hear of someone who will do you some pro or semi pro photographs for free
There are quite a few talented photographers on fab |
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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago
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Yes please get rid of the kids toys and pets in the background.
We have kids and pets - we don't feel they need to feature here though!
And if you're tv is on in the picture be aware you will be judged! Porn - fine it fits the mood etc. Cartoons? Just wrong, turn the bloody box off! |
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if you're going to post a cropped picture of you with your arm around your wife to cut out the wife....make sure there's nothing reflective behind you...like a window...or a mirror |
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"Before downloading your photo to your profile, it may be useful to have a quick run through the following checklist to ensure your photo has the desired effect of enhancing your profile.
1 - Is your photo compliant to the site rules with regards to other people being in shot? Always look in the background and make sure your family members are not sniggering at you posing through the doorway.
2 - Have you chosen the best location in your house to take the photo? Your penis may well be the centre focus of your happy-snap, but it will not take long for people to notice you have taken the photo standing over an 'un-flushed toilet'!
3 - Are you making the most of you physic? Jaunty camera angles and a few accessories can make all the difference - though I am not sure an elastic band around the frisky frolics to make them look plump is a good idea, especially when they start turning blue
4 - Is there anything in the frame of the photo which shouldn't be? Leaving an open magazine, a toilet roll and some scrunched up tissue on the bed may leave people thinking you are a bit of a wa...amateur, if they are visible in your shot.
5 - Have any pets wondered in to shot? They may be cute but it is best to check what they are doing - or in certain cases licking (I should wash that before you use it again)
This checklist will be updated regularly as more useful information is brought to our attention. "
alternatively............. upload it so the above rules don't apply.  |
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