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"About damn time!! Cider and Bacardi and please  x
Plain cider or 1 of the flavoured kinds the stella cidries are rather good. here's the bacardi"
Strongbow if you got it x cheers all, bank holiday started!! |
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"About damn time!! Cider and Bacardi and please x
Plain cider or 1 of the flavoured kinds the stella cidries are rather good. here's the bacardi
Strongbow if you got it x cheers all, bank holiday started!! "
My pleasure |
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"Ooh that would be nice,disaronno and please and some salted peanuts
Now where did I put them nuts there here somewhere "
Found em but they need salting |
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"Sod it,being a formor Salford lad I'll av a pint of lahgor mate
A Salford lad. A man of my own and a pleasure to meet you "
Exiled 20 odd years ago to Chorley where they talk a little funny but there's another thread about that.
Pleased to meet you too  |
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"Ooh that would be nice,disaronno and please and some salted peanuts
Now where did I put them nuts there here somewhere
Check in your left trouser pocket!
They was a little to the right  "
I hope they haven't been in there yonks,I want fresh one's if they have! Can't be doing with stale nuts  |
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"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy
I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying
Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd"
Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please |
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"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy
I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying
Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd
Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please "
ill toddle off to the back again then  |
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"A dram of your finest malt whisky please.
A double x
A straight up double would be lovely thanks. 
I presumed no ice here you go pretty lady "
Thank you kindly blade. x |
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"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy
I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying
Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd
Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please
ill toddle off to the back again then "
No you can stay where you are |
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"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy
I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying
Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd
Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please
ill toddle off to the back again then
No you can stay where you are"
Thanks but I'm going until you bar the person who put Little Mix on the jukebox |
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"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy
I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying
Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd
Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please
ill toddle off to the back again then
No you can stay where you are
Thanks but I'm going until you bar the person who put Little Mix on the jukebox "
No,Little Mix is staying I'm afraid,like it or lump it! |
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"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy
I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying
Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd
Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please
ill toddle off to the back again then
No you can stay where you are
Thanks but I'm going until you bar the person who put Little Mix on the jukebox
No,Little Mix is staying I'm afraid,like it or lump it! "
I'm off home to bed then but can I come back tomorrow please? |
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"I'm sorry my friends I have to go out for a recovery job. If somebody could please tend the bar while I'm gone feel free to drink my bar dry. Back as soon as I can have fun xxx"
I'm off as well then  |
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"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy
I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying
Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd
Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please
ill toddle off to the back again then
No you can stay where you are
Thanks but I'm going until you bar the person who put Little Mix on the jukebox
No,Little Mix is staying I'm afraid,like it or lump it!
I'm off home to bed then but can I come back tomorrow please? "
You may,but no complaining about the bloody music though! |
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