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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has anyone tried all the new stuff that durex are selling ?
can get a cock ring thing that lasts only so long.
and all the lubes and massage oils etc,.
differnt flavours etc.
i got the cock ring thing and its a buzz
got the lubes etc and some taste bloody horrible 
anyone else tried ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be very wary of the new condoms in the silver wrappers - they got stuff in them to make him last longer. It's a bugger if he puts on one then asks for a blow job...makes your mouth go numb and not in a good way! |
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"Be very wary of the new condoms in the silver wrappers - they got stuff in them to make him last longer. It's a bugger if he puts on one then asks for a blow job...makes your mouth go numb and not in a good way! "
Does that mean they would make your pussy go numb as well? |
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"Be very wary of the new condoms in the silver wrappers - they got stuff in them to make him last longer. It's a bugger if he puts on one then asks for a blow job...makes your mouth go numb and not in a good way! "
tequela does that to me .  |
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"If you like tingle ask someone to have an extra strong mint in their mouth when giving oral..........Ooooh I'll do that, thanks x"
i got told by a friend to buy those kiddie sweeties. you know the ones that explode and crackle in the mouth when they get wet. well i had a go on patricks cock. it was ok when they exploded, but left everywhere super sticky...had to get busy licking all the residue off |
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creme de menthe peaches interesting what does it do to his ding a ling then ?,Someone mentioned mint omg had visitor mustve bathed in blinkin mint ewwww .;-) yuk |
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"creme de menthe peaches interesting what does it do to his ding a ling then ?,Someone mentioned mint omg had visitor mustve bathed in blinkin mint ewwww .;-) yuk "
makes him all warm and fuzzy and every feeling he has is hightened |
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over a year ago
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Thanks Sprite128.
mmmmmmmm now those little chocolate pots that you can buy, now they can be fun rubbed on and licked/sucked off, by both parties, well anyone who loves chocolate..............
chocolate and sex........... |
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over a year ago
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Well myself I can't stand marmite but if your contented feel free Mmmm takes ages to lick off did I see you type sounds like heaven in a day to me well at least untill jar is finished LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tried some of the Lubes.. some better than others. Some are like giving your cock a curry eh!
The ring thing is a bit tight.. but yes gives a buzz.. More for the fem if I was honest though!  |
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over a year ago
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"Lol, OK so now I got a good idea what it does, Boots here I cum"
oh i got mine from morrisons along with me baked beans
the fella at the check out nearly fainted poor love
must have only been 18 hahahahah
i just winkied at him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought i put deep heat on my bell end with that tingle one .
I was not happy "
lol, my ex put that tingle one on his cock, i never sen a guy run round the room as fast, it burnt like hell he said lol  i should of poured the fekkin bottle in his undies lol |
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pmsl@ JC lol
I met a girl once who'd never, ever, cum.. i'm no sloth, tried all my tricks.. fuk all lol.. it does happen... lol... the minty durex lube did it... from then on it broke her every time.. different sensation i guess and next thing i knew she grabbed my cock and took her ass virgin wings :| bam! as far as toys i wouldnt touch durex cock rings etc.. very "sun reader" lol.. ann summers sell the same crap... go to lovehoney or a propa sex shop and get real cock vibe rings that you can change batteries etc.. :p not that amateur tat lol..
pmsl@ running round room too lol.. been there :| aint gud.. |
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p.s. as far as cock rings. . go to proper sex shop as i said and get one with diff size rings, i like ones that fit unda balls too.. ur entire cock and balls will vibrate the whole time (buy extra batteries if u are a "laster" lol) the buzzer bit goes on ur pubic bone and if she likes grinding on top she'll be amazed, really!! lol.. and search for tongue buzzing ring if you really want to drive her insane with a vibrating dripping tongue lol :D but be warned.. ages of pissing yourselves trying to fit a wet tongue to a vibrating ring and talking like hawkins when u forget and say somethin while u have it on pmsl.. we .. have.. to .. keep.. buzzing |
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"p.s. as far as cock rings. . go to proper sex shop as i said and get one with diff size rings, i like ones that fit unda balls too.. ur entire cock and balls will vibrate the whole time (buy extra batteries if u are a "laster" lol) the buzzer bit goes on ur pubic bone and if she likes grinding on top she'll be amazed, really!! lol.. and search for tongue buzzing ring if you really want to drive her insane with a vibrating dripping tongue lol :D but be warned.. ages of pissing yourselves trying to fit a wet tongue to a vibrating ring and talking like hawkins when u forget and say somethin while u have it on pmsl.. we .. have.. to .. keep.. buzzing "
hahaha that really conjures up a picture!! |
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