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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too many to choose, here's one from my top five:
[an old convict and H.I. lying on their prison bunks, passing the time]
Ear-Bending Cellmate: ...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
H.I.: You ate what?
Ear-Bending Cellmate: We ate sand.
[pause]
H.I.: You ate SAND?
Ear-Bending Cellmate: That's right! We ate sand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you know what ' nemesis' means? 'A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.' Personified, in this case, by a horrible cunt: Me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down up thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Pulp fiction |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Still love pulp fiction after all these years, almost missed the premier in Cheyenne, WY
There's so many great dialog between Vincent and Jules. This is a top five:
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
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By (user no longer on site)
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You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Clint Eastwood from the good, the bad &stage ugly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""What we have here is failure to communicate"...
Grrrr trying to recall a tune that sampled that line..
What is it? Come on brain..
Guns & Roses-civil war."
Yessssss! |
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""What we have here is failure to communicate"...
Grrrr trying to recall a tune that sampled that line..
What is it? Come on brain..
Guns & Roses-civil war.
he beat you with nothin'
Well sometimes nothin' is a pretty cool hand
The film cool hand luke"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lastly,
Comic: So first, we need a historical event. Who's got an event?
Ted: 9/11!
Comic: Oh oh, okay. Okay, maybe something else. Uh, let's start with a person.
John: Robin Williams!
Comic: Okay, alright. For real, guys, for real. Who's got a person?
Ted: Robin Williams on 9/11!
Comic: Alright, we've heard from these guys, uh, let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location.
Ted: The offices of Charlie Hebdo!
Comic: Okay seriously, sir, I just need a location.
John: Ferguson, Missouri!
Ted: Germanwings cockpit!
Comic: Okay, I heard Starbucks!
Ted: No you didn't!
John: Nobody said Starbucks.
Comic: Alright, Starbucks! Okay now,
who's in the Starbucks?
Ted: Bill Cosby! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get away from her you bitch "
Yes!!
Bill Paxton completely broke the illusion for me when he said,
"It's game over man?"
And his mate said,
"What are we going to use? Harsh language?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not from a movie but....from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
"It's at times like this that I wish I'd listened to my father"
"Why? What did he say?'
"I don't know..I wasn't listening". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not from a movie but....from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
"It's at times like this that I wish I'd listened to my father"
"Why? What did he say?'
"I don't know..I wasn't listening"."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Also, from one of my favourite films:
"Victims; aren't we all?"
"Abashed, the devil stood and saw how awful goodness was."
And: "Can't rain all the time." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.""
Fuck yes!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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All right all right, but apart from sanitation,medicine,education,wine,public order,irrigation,roads,the fresh water system and public health.....What have the Romans ever done for us. |
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If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Play it again Sam ..Casablanca "
That quote was never said in the film even though it is a popular quote lol.
Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
Sam: [lying] I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.
Ilsa: Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By." |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"You see, on the side of mine it says Desert Eagle 5.0! On the side of yours it says replica
Brilliant film. Who took the jam out of your doughnut?"
Don't smoke in the car |
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"Play it again Sam ..Casablanca
That quote was never said in the film even though it is a popular quote lol.
Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
Sam: [lying] I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.
Ilsa: Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By.""
It was only said in the Woody Allen film.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers....Choose diy and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows sticking junk food in your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in some miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future.
Choose life.....but why would I want to do a thing like that?  |
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Rambo, first blood part 2...
Rambo - I want...what they want, and every other guy who came over here, and spilt his guts and gave everything he had.. wants... for our country to love us...as much as we love it. That's what I want.
Trautman - How will you live, John?
Rambo - Day by day |
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""I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.""
'I didn't know how long we had together. But then again, who does?'
Ridley Scott genius |
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"All right all right, but apart from sanitation,medicine,education,wine,public order,irrigation,roads,the fresh water system and public health.....What have the Romans ever done for us."
Err, it's safe to walk the streets at night!
(knock, knock) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Listen, I know what I like, and I know you know what I like, because you were trained to know what I like, but I would like to know, what do you like?
Prince Akeem - coming to America |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Full Metal Jacket
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Anthony Hopkins in 'Meet Joe Black'
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"Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say, fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who will love you the same way back. How do you find him? Well, you forget your head, and you listen to your heart. And I'm not hearing any heart. Cause the truth is, honey, there's no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, cause if you haven't tried, you haven't lived."
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By (user no longer on site)
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Can you tell I watched gladiator over the weekend? |
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