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Mine and thegirlnextdoor's "Fab's most perfect cock" competition...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Alright.
So, as always when Sammi aka Meg are left alone to our own devices, things get... odd.
Our - my - idea, is to line up the most eligible male forumites (we already have names in mind  ) and for us girlies to be blindfolded, so we can both have a test of each winkie, swap notes and decide on who has the nicest cock. The winner will get a gold star and a snog, and will have the honour of having the nicest forumite cock - a positive honey trap for all the single ladies, you'll have to beat them all off with a shitty stick!*
Volunteers? 
*Disclaimer - may or may not actually happen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should do it like a holiday camp's Lovely Knees competition and use a screen so you just see the penis."
Oh I like it 
Still trying to make up my mind on the judging criteria though... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a few I'd like to nominate 
But I'll just see who volunteers first...
You're welcome to help too lovely 
I can't turn an offer like that down  "
Excellent! Poor sods won't know what's hit em |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha "
Why, how's knobbly's yer cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha
Why, how's knobbly's yer cock "
Any way you can peek its in my friends only pictures  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm only a new forumite, will that still count lol 
Hello & welcome to the asylum
Fresh meat is always good "
Haha, fresh meat, sounds like I'm entering prison. I will just wait for the abuse!
Would volunteer though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha
Why, how's knobbly's yer cock
Chuckle depends if I have been walking through nettles in my kilt   "
Awww! One of us will kiss it better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha
Why, how's knobbly's yer cock
Any way you can peek its in my friends only pictures "
Oooh! So it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha
Why, how's knobbly's yer cock
Chuckle depends if I have been walking through nettles in my kilt
Awww! One of us will kiss it better "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm only a new forumite, will that still count lol
Hello & welcome to the asylum
Fresh meat is always good
Haha, fresh meat, sounds like I'm entering prison. I will just wait for the abuse!
Would volunteer though "
It's fun abuse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry OP, I forgot to send you a **** pic
I will do one honestly
Ah shit, some other people are listening aren't they "
You can't join in til I see it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a few I'd like to nominate
But I'll just see who volunteers first...
Oh just get on with it woman!"
Oh just volunteer so I won't have to name you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a few I'd like to nominate
But I'll just see who volunteers first...
Oh just get on with it woman!
Oh just volunteer so I won't have to name you! "
Also, if you're involved Marc has to provide his cock too |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I'd like to know the judging criteria before saying yes,..
Taste , feel, looks.?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to know the judging criteria before saying yes,..
Taste , feel, looks.??"
Erm...
Probably...
Cleanliness - both scent and taste of the cock itself.
Taste of the pre cum/cum.
The way it feels in the hand - size/girth.
Looks.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a few I'd like to nominate
But I'll just see who volunteers first...
Oh just get on with it woman!
Oh just volunteer so I won't have to name you!
Also, if you're involved Marc has to provide his cock too "
I don't think he would mind. Although that would make me a biased judge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a few I'd like to nominate
But I'll just see who volunteers first...
Oh just get on with it woman!
Oh just volunteer so I won't have to name you!
Also, if you're involved Marc has to provide his cock too
I don't think he would mind. Although that would make me a biased judge "
Oh don't worry. They'll be winkies involved that I've entertained and they'll be some that Sammi have enjoyed too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to know the judging criteria before saying yes,..
Taste , feel, looks.??
Erm...
Probably...
Cleanliness - both scent and taste of the cock itself.
Taste of the pre cum/cum.
The way it feels in the hand - size/girth.
Looks.
"
This is sounding better and better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to know the judging criteria before saying yes,..
Taste , feel, looks.??
Erm...
Probably...
Cleanliness - both scent and taste of the cock itself.
Taste of the pre cum/cum.
The way it feels in the hand - size/girth.
Looks.
This is sounding better and better "
But, bear in mind if there's at least three women involved, the results will be fair and varied.
Ver scientific. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to know the judging criteria before saying yes,..
Taste , feel, looks.??
Erm...
Probably...
Cleanliness - both scent and taste of the cock itself.
Taste of the pre cum/cum.
The way it feels in the hand - size/girth.
Looks.
This is sounding better and better "
It does! Im defo in now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm volunteering PrivateParts, Toshn and Bladey...they like a good cock-off...they practice every morning...and they're already (mostly) in the 'Shire "
Oh, I'd already suggested two out of the three of those |
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"Sorry OP, I forgot to send you a **** pic
I will do one honestly
Ah shit, some other people are listening aren't they
You can't join in til I see it "
In the flesh obviously 
I is crap at takin' pics of what was once a measure for mankind innit sis  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to know the judging criteria before saying yes,..
Taste , feel, looks.??
Erm...
Probably...
Cleanliness - both scent and taste of the cock itself.
Taste of the pre cum/cum.
The way it feels in the hand - size/girth.
Looks.
This is sounding better and better
But, bear in mind if there's at least three women involved, the results will be fair and varied.
Ver scientific. "
That's fine, so how do I get through through the qualifying stage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best weigh in then....
You have no choice chickie
Like that eh? I dunno...no subtlety....just 'get it out'? "
Christos... honestly... am I ever subtle?! |
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"What do you have to do to enter ? "
Stand on one leg for an hour whilst balancing a spoon on your nose and an apple on your head. If you can get a hard on in that time for more than 3 minutes and 26 seconds then you can put your name down to enter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry OP, I forgot to send you a **** pic
I will do one honestly
Ah shit, some other people are listening aren't they
You can't join in til I see it
In the flesh obviously
I is crap at takin' pics of what was once a measure for mankind innit sis "
Just measure it against your clock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To qualify... ermmm... I don't know! Nowt really "
Ermmmm.....ok then...... I automatically qualify haha sounds like a good competition though. Does the winner get to go to Rio 2016 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you have to do to enter ?
Stand on one leg for an hour whilst balancing a spoon on your nose and an apple on your head. If you can get a hard on in that time for more than 3 minutes and 26 seconds then you can put your name down to enter "
Or as its otherwise known, a Wednesday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there room for a Demon? 
Mx
Absolutely
Are you volunteering your judging help too chickie?"
Most certainly- might enter Him (just don't tell him yet...,)
Mx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you have to do to enter ?
Stand on one leg for an hour whilst balancing a spoon on your nose and an apple on your head. If you can get a hard on in that time for more than 3 minutes and 26 seconds then you can put your name down to enter "
Shit, I can only get to 58 minutes. Never mind! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm volunteering PrivateParts, Toshn and Bladey...they like a good cock-off...they practice every morning...and they're already (mostly) in the 'Shire
Oh, I'd already suggested two out of the three of those "
And are you volunteering for the judging panel Miss D? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you have to do to enter ?
Stand on one leg for an hour whilst balancing a spoon on your nose and an apple on your head. If you can get a hard on in that time for more than 3 minutes and 26 seconds then you can put your name down to enter
Shit, I can only get to 58 minutes. Never mind!"
Aw duke, performance issues are nothing to be ashamed about, it happens to us all at some point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll nominate sexybrain and Lib. But only if I get to judge them
Of course
In theory we'd all test nominees.
perfect.
We need more guys...."
Oh go on then, I'll take on for the men's team and throw my hat in the ring. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll nominate sexybrain and Lib. But only if I get to judge them
Of course
In theory we'd all test nominees.
perfect.
We need more guys....
Oh go on then, I'll take on for the men's team and throw my hat in the ring. "
Like it's a chore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll nominate sexybrain and Lib. But only if I get to judge them
Of course
In theory we'd all test nominees.
perfect.
We need more guys....
Oh go on then, I'll take on for the men's team and throw my hat in the ring.
Like it's a chore "
Well you know, it will be hard work but I'm willing to give it a go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall throw my lot in..... It may not be huge, but it gets the job done...
A bit like Cuprinol really....
Ooooh. Wear your suit too please "
I shall! But only if you bring the lollies.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll nominate sexybrain and Lib. But only if I get to judge them
Of course
In theory we'd all test nominees.
perfect.
We need more guys....
Oh go on then, I'll take on for the men's team and throw my hat in the ring.
Like it's a chore
Well you know, it will be hard work but I'm willing to give it a go "
Yeah yeah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I shall throw my lot in..... It may not be huge, but it gets the job done...
A bit like Cuprinol really....
Ooooh. Wear your suit too please
I shall! But only if you bring the lollies...."
Oh I will! They're compulsory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all! "
Hmmm... double layer box? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you have to do to enter ?
Stand on one leg for an hour whilst balancing a spoon on your nose and an apple on your head. If you can get a hard on in that time for more than 3 minutes and 26 seconds then you can put your name down to enter "
Haha I do that every morning before breakfast so I'm game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll nominate sexybrian and Lib. But only if I get to judge them
Thanks Marc.  "
Firstly, it's funny how names seem to change ever so slightly when you quote them...
Secondly, I can take a hint. You and Marc need to get a room |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in. "
Obviously it's only in the name of science! I'm not a pervert  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
Hmmm... double layer box? "
I'd love to lay yer box cheers!
You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!
I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in.
Obviously it's only in the name of science! I'm not a pervert "
I'm not a pervert, but I'm a filthy fucker and I'm not doing this for science |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in.
Obviously it's only in the name of science! I'm not a pervert
I'm not a pervert, but I'm a filthy fucker and I'm not doing this for science "
Courtneyyyyyyy! I am shocked  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
Hmmm... double layer box?
I'd love to lay yer box cheers!
You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!
I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all! "
And are those v lines that I can see? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best weigh in then....
You have no choice chickie
Like that eh? I dunno...no subtlety....just 'get it out'?
Christos... honestly... am I ever subtle?! "
There are blunter people...but not often it has to be said |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best weigh in then....
You have no choice chickie
Like that eh? I dunno...no subtlety....just 'get it out'?
Christos... honestly... am I ever subtle?!
There are blunter people...but not often it has to be said "
I'll take that as a compliment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in.
Obviously it's only in the name of science! I'm not a pervert
I'm not a pervert, but I'm a filthy fucker and I'm not doing this for science
Courtneyyyyyyy! I am shocked "
Oh! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in.
Obviously it's only in the name of science! I'm not a pervert
I'm not a pervert, but I'm a filthy fucker and I'm not doing this for science
Courtneyyyyyyy! I am shocked
Oh! "
I always thought that you were so innocent! Apart from the fact that you like dicks in your butt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
I don't like chocolate "
Wine?vodka?haribos?....a box of super cute kittens that fart rainbows?
I will find your weakness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you have to do to enter ?
Stand on one leg for an hour whilst balancing a spoon on your nose and an apple on your head. If you can get a hard on in that time for more than 3 minutes and 26 seconds then you can put your name down to enter
Shit, I can only get to 58 minutes. Never mind!
Aw duke, performance issues are nothing to be ashamed about, it happens to us all at some point"
To be fair, the hard on was the leg I was stand in on for 58 minutes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in.
Obviously it's only in the name of science! I'm not a pervert
I'm not a pervert, but I'm a filthy fucker and I'm not doing this for science
Courtneyyyyyyy! I am shocked
Oh!
I always thought that you were so innocent! Apart from the fact that you like dicks in your butt."
Well, apart from that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
Hmmm... double layer box?
I'd love to lay yer box cheers!
You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!
I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!
And are those v lines that I can see? "
Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol) |
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
I don't like chocolate
Wine?vodka?haribos?....a box of super cute kittens that fart rainbows?
I will find your weakness "
I don't drink, I'm trying to lose at least another half a stone so I can get into some really cute jeans that I picked up in the charity shop today. And kittens are noisy fuckers and the 3 dogs would eat them. Keep trying |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
Hmmm... double layer box?
I'd love to lay yer box cheers!
You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!
I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!
And are those v lines that I can see?
Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)"
Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I received a text pointing me at this thread. I guess that's a sign I should put myself in the running.
Mr J"
Now who would possibly suggest such a thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
Hmmm... double layer box?
I'd love to lay yer box cheers!
You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!
I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!
And are those v lines that I can see?
Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)
Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?"
Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'
Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame |
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
Hmmm... double layer box?
I'd love to lay yer box cheers!
You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!
I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!
And are those v lines that I can see?
Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)
Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?
Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'
Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame"
You're cute with your words |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
Hmmm... double layer box?
I'd love to lay yer box cheers!
You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!
I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!
And are those v lines that I can see?
Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)
Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?
Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'
Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame"
Oh
I wasn't thinking mucky thoughts, honest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
I don't like chocolate
Wine?vodka?haribos?....a box of super cute kittens that fart rainbows?
I will find your weakness
I don't drink, I'm trying to lose at least another half a stone so I can get into some really cute jeans that I picked up in the charity shop today. And kittens are noisy fuckers and the 3 dogs would eat them. Keep trying "
Well it seems you're incorruptible.....cold hard cash? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
Hmmm... double layer box?
I'd love to lay yer box cheers!
You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!
I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!
And are those v lines that I can see?
Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)
Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?
Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'
Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame
You're cute with your words "
Oh! I liked your other post. "Word cute." I'm going to use that! |
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
I don't like chocolate
Wine?vodka?haribos?....a box of super cute kittens that fart rainbows?
I will find your weakness
I don't drink, I'm trying to lose at least another half a stone so I can get into some really cute jeans that I picked up in the charity shop today. And kittens are noisy fuckers and the 3 dogs would eat them. Keep trying
Well it seems you're incorruptible.....cold hard cash? "
Can you buy me the stuff that I'd buy with the cash so it doesn't seem as prostitutey and more sugardaddy... |
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
Hmmm... double layer box?
I'd love to lay yer box cheers!
You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!
I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!
And are those v lines that I can see?
Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)
Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?
Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'
Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame
You're cute with your words
Oh! I liked your other post. "Word cute." I'm going to use that!"
I talk too much and I'm working on that so I decided to cut it down haha! |
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
Hmmm... double layer box?
I'd love to lay yer box cheers!
You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!
I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!
And are those v lines that I can see?
Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)
Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?
Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'
Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame
Oh
I wasn't thinking mucky thoughts, honest."
Can't see where I suggested you were thinking mucky thoughts |
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"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid
Im taking my cock pics off now!"
He must have liked your pics, at least |
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"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid
Im taking my cock pics off now!"
Aint you got single guys blocked |
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"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid
Im taking my cock pics off now!
He must have liked your pics, at least "
Would have been better if it was a woman but there you go,flattery all the same,you havnt been peaking at them have you |
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"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid
Im taking my cock pics off now!
Aint you got single guys blocked "
Thought i had let me look |
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"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid
Im taking my cock pics off now!
Aint you got single guys blocked
Thought i had let me look"
Yeah i have wtf? |
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"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid
Im taking my cock pics off now!
He must have liked your pics, at least
Would have been better if it was a woman but there you go,flattery all the same,you havnt been peaking at them have you "
*Coughs*
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"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid
Im taking my cock pics off now!
£70 you say?"
Leave it lib |
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"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.
Is bribery acceptable?
A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!
Hmmm... double layer box?
I'd love to lay yer box cheers!
You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!
I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!
And are those v lines that I can see?
Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)
Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?
Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'
Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame
You're cute with your words "
Haha! Ehhhm cheers
I don't send 'fancy a fuck' messages....
I send 'would your gorgeous self care to partake in some carnal delights and desires' messages! |
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"Alright.
So, as always when Sammi aka Meg are left alone to our own devices, things get... odd.
Our - my - idea, is to line up the most eligible male forumites (we already have names in mind ) and for us girlies to be blindfolded, so we can both have a test of each winkie, swap notes and decide on who has the nicest cock. The winner will get a gold star and a snog, and will have the honour of having the nicest forumite cock - a positive honey trap for all the single ladies, you'll have to beat them all off with a shitty stick!*
Volunteers?
*Disclaimer - may or may not actually happen."
Was there a winner?? Not that I'm competitive.... But when is my medal arriving?? |
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