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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you where an animal what would you be?
I'd be a Monkey swinging from tree to tree
or maybe a Pussycat curled up on a knee
sod thee above i'd
rather be a lush puppy spreading the love  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This game always works better if we leave it to others to decide.
In another thread someone said I was like a Dolphin, which surprised me but I liked it (it could have just meant I have a big nose and make a load of nonsensical chatter though). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A human.
They're animals too, right? They have distinct advantages over other animals imo
I could realistically capture and eat any of the above posters "
Not if you're a stupid human baby, they can't do fuck all. |
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"A human.
They're animals too, right? They have distinct advantages over other animals imo
I could realistically capture and eat any of the above posters
Not if you're a stupid human baby, they can't do fuck all. "
I'm an adult, sprung, fully formed from the head of Athena.
Opposable thumbs n' shit. Well cool!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets 
He's my idol..he's quite high on my idol list too "
And Swedish chef, that's me. Mumbling fools and smashes pans.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you where an animal what would you be?
I'd be a Monkey swinging from tree to tree
or maybe a Pussycat curled up on a knee
sod thee above i'd
rather be a lush puppy spreading the love "
id be a monkey cos I look like one and my nickname is chimp lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets
He's my idol..he's quite high on my idol list too
And Swedish chef, that's me. Mumbling fools and smashes pans.."
I'm Beaker, life scares me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets
He's my idol..he's quite high on my idol list too
And Swedish chef, that's me. Mumbling fools and smashes pans..
I'm Beaker, life scares me. "
Beaker also gave Eberneezer Scrooge a middle finger.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A tiger! Grace, power & beauty
And their genits chopped for medicinal use..
aww you beat me "
Your turn *offers selection of bum smacking paraphernalia* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be Manimal so I could turn into any animal at will.....Loved that programme when I was a nipper!
First I'd turn into a spider so I could dangle from the ceiling n teabag folk as they slept! |
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"I'd be Manimal so I could turn into any animal at will.....Loved that programme when I was a nipper!
First I'd turn into a spider so I could dangle from the ceiling n teabag folk as they slept! "
Yeah used to love that programme too. Used to watch it in France as a kid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd be Manimal so I could turn into any animal at will.....Loved that programme when I was a nipper!
First I'd turn into a spider so I could dangle from the ceiling n teabag folk as they slept!
Yeah used to love that programme too. Used to watch it in France as a kid "
Aye great when your a kid,then I ruined my memory of it by watching a clip on youtube when I was feeling all nostalgic one night....it hasn't aged well! A bit like me lol |
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No seriously...forget the furry and cute mammals, the barnacle is the way to go. They spend the whole of their adult lives on the beach, lying on their back with their legs in the air, kicking food into their mouth.
True they don't get out much, but they have the considerable advantage of possessing the longest penis to body size ratio of any animal, and amazing sex lives which involve poking their overextended todgers through the open doors of their unsuspecting neighbour barnacles. The fact that the neighbours are also lying on their backs with their legs in the air means they are well and truly fucked.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Bonobo - they shag all day. all of them, young, old, old on young, young on old, incestuous - terrible "
And the girls like to rub their Gigi's against another  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pubic louse 
....a...pubic...louse?
...now I've heard it all! 
Was it a typo? Did she mean public house? Not me that was gimp crayon lover, loves it!
Her"
Apologies, he, meant to say pubic mouse.. |
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"A pubic louse
....a...pubic...louse?
...now I've heard it all!
Was it a typo? Did she mean public house? Not me that was gimp crayon lover, loves it!
Her
Apologies, he, meant to say pubic mouse.."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A pubic louse
....a...pubic...louse?
...now I've heard it all!
Was it a typo? Did she mean public house? Not me that was gimp crayon lover, loves it!
Her
Apologies, he, meant to say pubic mouse.. "
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"A pubic louse
....a...pubic...louse?
...now I've heard it all!
Was it a typo? Did she mean public house? Not me that was gimp crayon lover, loves it!
Her
Apologies, he, meant to say pubic mouse..
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Whats up?
Her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to be a house cat.
Get fed, sleep 16 hours a day, arse around and do fuck all.
...and maybe get stroked by my owner who would hopefully be a gorgeous woman.
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"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets
He's my idol..
Mine too I have Animal Socks to prove it x
Ooo take a pic? "
I was getting changed in the townhouse out of my dressing down gear into jeans and socks and I was wearing the animal socks lol I had 3 ppl say nice socks! I was thinking they didn't say nice suspenders previously |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A pubic louse
....a...pubic...louse?
...now I've heard it all!
Was it a typo? Did she mean public house? Not me that was gimp crayon lover, loves it!
Her
Apologies, he, meant to say pubic mouse..
Whats up?
Her "
It's the guilty/not proudest moment/total nonsense at the pubic mouse comment.
Even my mind thought that was strange |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets
He's my idol..
Mine too I have Animal Socks to prove it x
Ooo take a pic?
I was getting changed in the townhouse out of my dressing down gear into jeans and socks and I was wearing the animal socks lol I had 3 ppl say nice socks! I was thinking they didn't say nice suspenders previously "
How old were they? |
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