I am genuinely single, not desperate, never send a message first, erudite (not the glue), can lift twice my own bodyweight and once took tea with the taliban.....

Disclaimer; one of the above is not true but I am squiffy...(that might not be true either...hold, I am confusing myself, I am defiantly squiffy, I can't see what I have just written, there may be a fib above... erm.......I can luck my elbows

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By *lumsy colinMan over a year ago

basingstoke

I have had my picture on the front page. Of every national Newspaper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And if you can't luck your elbows... well... (wtf is luck your elbows? Why doesn't Samsung like lick?)

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By *ngels of Sin 69Couple over a year ago

High Wycombe

"I suck my thumb"

I (H - Female) at the grand age of 41 still also suck my thumb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did nobody read the OPs original post properly?

Some did!

I did I did didn't I MrPB? Do I get a gold star

You do.. Step into my office M'Lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in for a laff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently I'm very hot headed & very outspoken when fully fired up (lol I'm honestly not naturally a redhead)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines not that unusual but I've messaged a few

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By *hris148Man over a year ago

I collect the ticket stubs from every gig, show and flight I've been as a souvenir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wear spongebob square pants pjs

& look Damn sexy in them been told haha

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Meet me and find out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I messaged someone. And a very amusing situation developed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok, I'll play

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

Sleeper agent for FSB. Waiting for the signal. Until then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was a lingerie model when the dinosaurs were lads! X

You could still be a model!"
My hanks lovely - but way to old now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was a lingerie model when the dinosaurs were lads! X

You could still be a model!My hanks lovely - but way to old now!

Thanks even!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Didnt know i had genu velgrem until i was in my 40s. Had it all my life i just thought everyone was the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a grannie and often mistaken for my daughters sister...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are times in my life I wish I had taken hold of those lost opportunities. be it, work, socially, romance. I have regrets that I want to change.

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By *accaMan over a year ago

leicester

I broke my back 16 years ago.... Not big or clever, luckily everything is still in working order

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman over a year ago

Swindon

"I suck my thumb

I (H - Female) at the grand age of 41 still also suck my thumb

I used to but can't anymore, but I do still have my security blanket! I never use it, but I could never throw it away either as I have so few things from my childhood

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By *tephenBunChowMan over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

I'm related to Hugh Hackman

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By *parkly MittensWoman over a year ago

My own little world

I can say the alphabet backwards.

It's a completely useless skill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I traveled around Europe without a real passport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to be able to walk 100 paces on a hand stand. Think i can do about two now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I brush my teeth at least 3 times a day.

I take at least 2 showers per day.

I change my sheets and make my bed once a week. I sleep on top of the made bed with a comforter every night.

I haven't taken a bath in a tub in 20 years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can clap with one hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I suck my thumb"

Fellow thumb sucker here

(Nikki)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i used to be on the school tiddlywinks team

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually a genuine guy on fab, now isn't that strange.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm remarkably normal..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very accident prone x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a wildly uninteresting man.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Nothing unusual about me, I'm pretty normal and boring.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a wildly uninteresting man."

U have beautiful hair

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

"I belong to a group of people that make up 10% of the population."

Men who put the toilet seat down ??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a wildly uninteresting man.

U have beautiful hair

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can swim laps with a few drinks in me (not a great idea I know) but sober I sink like a stone.

Also the last time I got my eyes tested for the fire service exam I was told I had the most severe case of colour blindness he had seen in 40 years as an optician.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Jesus might walk on water - but DiamondJoe walks on Jesus

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I have the 3rd largest Fez collection outside of North Africa.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I own edible blue glitter.

Several shades.