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An unplanned leap into the sado-masochistic world
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By *ost Sock OP Man
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
Just been cooking with chillies.
Washed hands and went for a pee halfway through.
Evidently the hand cleaning doesn't work. Little Lost Sock can't decide whether this is the most painful sensation ever since being whacked in nuts by a fast bowler years ago without protection.......or the most exquisite torture known to man.
I may have stumbled on something here
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"Just been cooking with chillies.
Washed hands and went for a pee halfway through.
Evidently the hand cleaning doesn't work. Little Lost Sock can't decide whether this is the most painful sensation ever since being whacked in nuts by a fast bowler years ago without protection.......or the most exquisite torture known to man.
I may have stumbled on something here
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Get some fresh ginger and stinging nettles. It's a slippery slope..... |
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Made the same mistake playing rugby many years ago - applied the deep heat for a winter game and went for a pee - certainly ran around the pitch a lot faster than usual - yes this is the male in the couple  |
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over a year ago
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i was in a club a while back playing with a guy, he went to get some lube and filled me with hand sanitizer instead, i have no bloody idea how he mixed them up, i swear it wasn't a mistake and he just thought it would be funny but jesus christ it didn't half burn, i was washing it off under the shower for a good 10 mins and it was still burning |
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"i was in a club a while back playing with a guy, he went to get some lube and filled me with hand sanitizer instead, i have no bloody idea how he mixed them up, i swear it wasn't a mistake and he just thought it would be funny but jesus christ it didn't half burn, i was washing it off under the shower for a good 10 mins and it was still burning "
Did you call him a Cad 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i was in a club a while back playing with a guy, he went to get some lube and filled me with hand sanitizer instead, i have no bloody idea how he mixed them up, i swear it wasn't a mistake and he just thought it would be funny but jesus christ it didn't half burn, i was washing it off under the shower for a good 10 mins and it was still burning "
Oh goodness.
I'm uber sensitive to cheap lube, and once my ex gf just squirted loads of lube into me cos we were trying a big new dildo. Stung so much I was in tears  |
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By *ost Sock OP Man
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"An Indian food chef said if you use too much chilli in your recipe add half a lemon and stir it around. I would think it will work on your hands too. "
Sounds good.
Not going to squirt it in my eye though |
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