"I'm doing *insert sexual reference here* to you".
Then you're doing it wrong, I can't feel a thing!! Oh that's right.... you're 200 miles away and masturbating!
"Depends better if i know the person.
Ive done it a few times with strangers and i found an accent i dont like can be a complete turn off xx"
...but if the accent is good I've found it amazing stimulation