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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Day...erm all rolled in to one
Ok, nearing the end of our holiday & its been a blast.
3 clubs we've been to, fun4all, secrets & 2x2
Fun4all, we just nipped in for an hour on Thursday night, had a drink & left...only because we were just checking it out...seemed a nice club, compact, very good decor, lots of effort put in to it & it didn't look seedy or trashy & very friendly staff. The social area was nice with play rooms in every direction. All the play rooms, bar one, were open & all have showers in them...very good idea. Had a chat with one of the bar staff & we were told that 3 single ladies in a club is literally unheard of out here...wow...no wonder we got constantly stared at! Not sure what the cliental are like that come in this club but from the few that did arrive whilst we was there they seemed nice & friendly enough. Highly recommendable club
Secrets, we went there on Friday night & we spent a good few hours in there, our first club night out really. Bit daunting going in because as you do, you walked in from the entrance & there is a big sheet across a corridor on a peace of washing line...yes, those who know me can imagine my face right now...not the best first impression & a scary woman walks in with you too...with much enthusiasm...ninja Kung foo Bells at the ready, pulse rate increased (not through sexual excitement) as my head is going "danger, danger, what the fuck am I doing here", but once through said sheet it was just like any other UK club...phew... Judge, book, covers and all that ...whatever... Nice spacious social area & the play area was off to the side. The social area had a stage with a big play bed centre stage ...wow, you've gotta have some balls to play on that in front of every one & there is also polo dancing bar too, slap bang in the middle of the social area which the club had put on a stripper on to entertain us ladies, or gents, as the case may be! Very nice on the eyes too The play area is like a maze, with corridors of small rooms, however, the rooms were just cubicles of plastic corrugated sheeting with a bed in each, you could possibly jump on the bed & perve on the next cubicle...good for all you voyers out there. Sort of felt like the film "taken" when he goes to find his daughter on that building site, goes in the cabin & they have sex rooms with the grotty curtains around them, just no grotty curtains but it was well adapted for the space they have. It has some very large orgy areas too, with huge beds, like 10/15 ft long, great for a 15 all girl orgy it also had a bit of a fetish part too. The Jacuzzi was nice, which is where I spent most my night whilst peachy got her oats! Once again ninja Kung foo at the ready should a hand, let alone a cock, come near me! But the single guys were all very respectful & adhered to the club rules...after several "thanks but no thanks" I spent most the evening chatting to a very cute German guy...as best you could with the language barrier...nice chap but me being me, left him with a nice peck on the cheek (face cheek you perverts!) once peachy had finished screaming the place down in pleasure! A very good club all in all & would highly recommend it for couples who want other couples or a single guys.
2x2, We went there on Tuesday night. Busy little club, but a little seedy in my opinion. It had large social area around the bar, very dark with little lighting...yes, I know it's a swinging club but it portrayed a swinging club, unlike the two others that had a bit more "clubbish" feel. A few private rooms with locks, a car with a mattress in ...that made me giggle ...dogging :-0 ....a very old robin reliant style car but with 4 wheels....yes guys, go on roll your eyes at my lack of knowledge of cars! A small but adequate orgy bed, a fetish room & an outside smoking area ...very good for us none smokers as I was nearly sick in the bar that we went in prior, with smoke coming at me every direction ...major minus point about Spain ....indoor smoking. This club was probably my least favourite as it just felt seedy, not sure why but I felt very uncomfortable in there, refused to dress down & as soon as peachy had pulled, I left her with a few fellow uk swingers we met up with that peachy knew very well, so she was not on her own & told her to call me when she had done & that I'd come back & meet her to walk back to the hotel as it was on 5 mins away. Don't go asking what about me walking back to the hotel on my own... Trust me this gal can handle herself 
I would certainly say that PDI for swingers is very couple orientated, for wanting of other couples or single guys. If you're Bi or gay then the Yumbo centre is a great place but it's also good entertainment. We are off to the sparkles club tonight or tomorrow, which is drag entertainment so it will be a good night & good giggles X  |
