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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Well basically it's been way to long so apply within. Please leave all your details and I'll work my way through the applications
Hahaha - well this is a new one on me!  "
...way too long??!...yeah, right! |
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"Well basically it's been way to long so apply within. Please leave all your details and I'll work my way through the applications
Hahaha - well this is a new one on me! "
You gota be in it to win it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday  "
You could be right,but never lose faith that this might be your lucky day 
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday
You could be right,but never lose faith that this might be your lucky day
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I'm taking that as an offer. Wohooooooo I've pulled.
Living the dream folks living the dream |
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday
It's why I'm saying no.  "
Let me explain:
"When lying next to you, cheek by jowl,
I don't fancy the contents,
of a loose bowel"
Not you per se, but ya know what I mean! |
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday
It's why I'm saying no.
Let me explain:
"When lying next to you, cheek by jowl,
I don't fancy the contents,
of a loose bowel"
Not you per se, but ya know what I mean! "
So basically your telling me I've shit it right  |
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday
It's why I'm saying no.
Let me explain:
"When lying next to you, cheek by jowl,
I don't fancy the contents,
of a loose bowel"
Not you per se, but ya know what I mean!
So basically your telling me I've shit it right "
Here, have some sympathy .
If you look closely, it's gift wrapped. |
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday
It's why I'm saying no.
Let me explain:
"When lying next to you, cheek by jowl,
I don't fancy the contents,
of a loose bowel"
Not you per se, but ya know what I mean!
So basically your telling me I've shit it right
Here, have some sympathy .
If you look closely, it's gift wrapped. "
And there was me thinking you was a really big boy |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday
It's why I'm saying no.
Let me explain:
"When lying next to you, cheek by jowl,
I don't fancy the contents,
of a loose bowel"
Not you per se, but ya know what I mean!
So basically your telling me I've shit it right
Here, have some sympathy .
If you look closely, it's gift wrapped.
And there was me thinking you was a really big boy "
oooo he is in more ways than one. Passes bladey some incontinence pads just in case |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you like my help with this thread too?
As you know; my previous help had your inbox bursting
It's "too long" rather than "to long" btw. You're welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke "
It's fine, Rachael already got there first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you like my help with this thread too?
As you know; my previous help had your inbox bursting
It's "too long" rather than "to long" btw. You're welcome
FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!!!"
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first "
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that "
Hey there's enough false claiming going on round here. He has not had my arse!  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Maybe you should come down south and find us southern girls
You'd not let me down would you vodds xx"
I wouldn't let you down. But you let me down thought we were getting married had the cathedral booked for feb 31,st and you left me at the altar |
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that
Hey there's enough false claiming going on round here. He has not had my arse! "
So your the giver then cool |
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"Maybe you should come down south and find us southern girls
You'd not let me down would you vodds xxI wouldn't let you down. But you let me down thought we were getting married had the cathedral booked for feb 31,st and you left me at the altar"
Hahaha I'd forgotten about that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that
Hey there's enough false claiming going on round here. He has not had my arse!
So your the giver then cool "
Sweetheart. You know you're the only one.
How is your arse this morning btw? |
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that
Hey there's enough false claiming going on round here. He has not had my arse!
So your the giver then cool
Sweetheart. You know you're the only one.
How is your arse this morning btw? "
I've been kicking myself all night so bloody sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that
Hey there's enough false claiming going on round here. He has not had my arse!
So your the giver then cool
Sweetheart. You know you're the only one.
How is your arse this morning btw?
I've been kicking myself all night so bloody sure "
No point regretting. The seal has been broken now. Just go with it |
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that
Hey there's enough false claiming going on round here. He has not had my arse!
So your the giver then cool
Sweetheart. You know you're the only one.
How is your arse this morning btw?
I've been kicking myself all night so bloody sure
No point regretting. The seal has been broken now. Just go with it "
I hate you now you know that |
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"You had any punani yet Bladey? Asda are doing a deal on Watermelons if you could fashion a hole in the side...bit cold at first but it soon warms up "
Ewwwwww reminds me of a story a old fishermen told me. The puke was rising then to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help  I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X
But she's scery as foooook "
I know. That's why I'm not fighting. Pmsl. X |
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X
But she's scery as foooook I know. That's why I'm not fighting. Pmsl. X"
Please don't leave me pleeeease |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X
But she's scery as foooook I know. That's why I'm not fighting. Pmsl. X"
Who me? I promise not to do the spinning kick thing. It's pretty impossible in heels anyhow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X
But she's scery as foooook I know. That's why I'm not fighting. Pmsl. X
Who me? I promise not to do the spinning kick thing. It's pretty impossible in heels anyhow. "
I find it pretty impossible to even stand in heels these days lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X
But she's scery as foooook I know. That's why I'm not fighting. Pmsl. X
Who me? I promise not to do the spinning kick thing. It's pretty impossible in heels anyhow. I find it pretty impossible to even stand in heels these days lol."
I can run, dance, stand on one leg and slowly lift the other over your head but if I do it as a kick I'll break my ankle. Of that in pretty sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X
But she's scery as foooook I know. That's why I'm not fighting. Pmsl. X
Who me? I promise not to do the spinning kick thing. It's pretty impossible in heels anyhow. I find it pretty impossible to even stand in heels these days lol.
I can run, dance, stand on one leg and slowly lift the other over your head but if I do it as a kick I'll break my ankle. Of that in pretty sure "
show off lol. |
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"Holy shit Bladey! I go to sleep for a couple hours and you've STILL not found a shag!?
I'm holding out for you sweet. Quality every time you should know that 
You are assuming my dear that I don't lay there like a wet rag "
I'd not thought of that you don't do you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Holy shit Bladey! I go to sleep for a couple hours and you've STILL not found a shag!?
I'm holding out for you sweet. Quality every time you should know that
You are assuming my dear that I don't lay there like a wet rag
I'd not thought of that you don't do you "
More like "stunned with a brick". I've seen the video. |
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"Holy shit Bladey! I go to sleep for a couple hours and you've STILL not found a shag!?
I'm holding out for you sweet. Quality every time you should know that
You are assuming my dear that I don't lay there like a wet rag
I'd not thought of that you don't do you
More like "stunned with a brick". I've seen the video. "
Quick send me the link |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Holy shit Bladey! I go to sleep for a couple hours and you've STILL not found a shag!?
I'm holding out for you sweet. Quality every time you should know that
You are assuming my dear that I don't lay there like a wet rag
I'd not thought of that you don't do you
More like "stunned with a brick". I've seen the video.
Quick send me the link "
But to be fair on that occasion I enjoyed the brick more than the shag! |
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"Holy shit Bladey! I go to sleep for a couple hours and you've STILL not found a shag!?
I'm holding out for you sweet. Quality every time you should know that
You are assuming my dear that I don't lay there like a wet rag
I'd not thought of that you don't do you
More like "stunned with a brick". I've seen the video.
Quick send me the link
But to be fair on that occasion I enjoyed the brick more than the shag! "
The mind boggles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've sussed why this has gone so wrong. I don't want to get laid I need a slut to come visit me in slut manner
You read my post on another thread, didn't you
No which thread ?"
Lol. The too many veri thread. I declared myself a slag |
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"I've sussed why this has gone so wrong. I don't want to get laid I need a slut to come visit me in slut manner
You read my post on another thread, didn't you
No which thread ?
Lol. The too many veri thread. I declared myself a slag "
Don't think I've seen that. Wonders off for a butchers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any word on the blade being laid? "
It's quite possible that he did get an offer but after dying from shock is currently being "laid" out in a Manchester funeral parlour |
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If it makes you feel any better, I can't even get a shag on my birthday!! 
