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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Just had a phone call offering me £4,000 compensation for an accident I had. I told him it wasn't enough and I wanted more. He then offe_ed me £5000. I told him it still wasn't enough. He then asked me when the accident happened?
He didn't have a clue about it but still told me he could get me £5k
I wasn't inju_ed in any accident so I told him to fuck off |
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over a year ago
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"Just had a phone call offering me £4,000 compensation for an accident I had. I told him it wasn't enough and I wanted more. He then offe_ed me £5000. I told him it still wasn't enough. He then asked me when the accident happened?
He didn't have a clue about it but still told me he could get me £5k
I wasn't inju_ed in any accident so I told him to fuck off"
Woah don't mess with you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I asked them to take be off their dialing list, but I still get calls, so I fuck with them as much ch as I can, I told one I had died in the accident, and that I thought his call was insensitive and callous  |
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"I asked them to take be off their dialing list, but I still get calls, so I fuck with them as much ch as I can, I told one I had died in the accident, and that I thought his call was insensitive and callous "
much funnier and original than just telling them to fuck off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Register with the tps it worked for me after advice I got off here. Google it  "
I've done that, but a few still get through, I think they must be from abroad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had a phone call offering me £4,000 compensation for an accident I had. I told him it wasn't enough and I wanted more. He then offe_ed me £5000. I told him it still wasn't enough. He then asked me when the accident happened?
He didn't have a clue about it but still told me he could get me £5k
I wasn't inju_ed in any accident so I told him to fuck off"
They doing the rounds today. .. I just had an identical call, also told them to fuck off as I haven't had any accident! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2:37 is my record.
2 minutes 37 seconds they were still on the phone. I'd set them next to the telly to let them talk to that. Bear Grylls was on, and whatever Bear was saying must have tallied with whatever they were asking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had a phone call offering me £4,000 compensation for an accident I had. I told him it wasn't enough and I wanted more. He then offe_ed me £5000. I told him it still wasn't enough. He then asked me when the accident happened?
He didn't have a clue about it but still told me he could get me £5k
I wasn't inju_ed in any accident so I told him to fuck off"
So, can I ask you? You are entitled to £10k PPI compensation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once decided to agree with them and when they asked me about my injuries I said I'd been decapitated and asked if that was worth more than just plain whiplash? |
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"Just had a phone call offering me £4,000 compensation for an accident I had. I told him it wasn't enough and I wanted more. He then offe_ed me £5000. I told him it still wasn't enough. He then asked me when the accident happened?
He didn't have a clue about it but still told me he could get me £5k
I wasn't inju_ed in any accident so I told him to fuck off"
Good for you....Did it make you feel like a man? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if you could get compensation if you fell on a stray cucumber in Tesco and it wedged up your arse .....
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I would imagine you'd get compensated with a free cucumber |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if you could get compensation if you fell on a stray cucumber in Tesco and it wedged up your arse .....
I would imagine you'd get compensated with a free cucumber"
Yeah that's why I shop at Lidl.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last time i had one i said well the problem is i dont drive ibe never learnt. They replied "WHAT?!!Are you joking everyone drives. You really shpuld." I said all the accidents i keep having are putting me off  |
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"Register with the tps it worked for me after advice I got off here. Google it
I've done that, but a few still get through, I think they must be from abroad."
Yes a few still do but normally run for the hill when you tell them your registe_ed with the tps. I was getting upwards of 5 a day now maybe 1 every couple of months |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if you could get compensation if you fell on a stray cucumber in Tesco and it wedged up your arse .....
Yes, I got £200 from ASDA  "
Asda paid you when a Tesco cucumber wedged up your arse?
Got to give them c_edit for thinking outside the box (ahem) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if you could get compensation if you fell on a stray cucumber in Tesco and it wedged up your arse .....
Yes, I got £200 from ASDA "
Cracking result.....
Tell me, did they charge for the cucumber though.... |
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"Register with the tps it worked for me after advice I got off here. Google it
I've done that, but a few still get through, I think they must be from abroad.
Yes a few still do but normally run for the hill when you tell them your registe_ed with the tps. I was getting upwards of 5 a day now maybe 1 every couple of months"
mine went down dramatically as well
Maybe about 4 a week compa_ed to half a dozen a day |
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"I wonder if you could get compensation if you fell on a stray cucumber in Tesco and it wedged up your arse .....
Yes, I got £200 from ASDA
Cracking result.....
Tell me, did they charge for the cucumber though.... "
No, they said I could keep it, once it had been extracted they didn't want to put it back on the shelf! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had a phone call offering me £4,000 compensation for an accident I had. I told him it wasn't enough and I wanted more. He then offe_ed me £5000. I told him it still wasn't enough. He then asked me when the accident happened?
He didn't have a clue about it but still told me he could get me £5k
I wasn't inju_ed in any accident so I told him to fuck off"
Right, and the point is? |
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"Register with the tps it worked for me after advice I got off here. Google it
I've done that, but a few still get through, I think they must be from abroad.
Yes a few still do but normally run for the hill when you tell them your registe_ed with the tps. I was getting upwards of 5 a day now maybe 1 every couple of monthsmine went down dramatically as well
Maybe about 4 a week compa_ed to half a dozen a day"
I'd never heard of it till I posted a thread on here |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
I told him he was a cheapskate and I wanted £20k. He wasn't listening,
Incidentally I am registe_ed with the tps so I shouldn't be getting calls but this one was international and not cove_ed.
I'm more concerned about how they got my home number tbh |
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"I told him he was a cheapskate and I wanted £20k. He wasn't listening,
Incidentally I am registe_ed with the tps so I shouldn't be getting calls but this one was international and not cove_ed.
I'm more concerned about how they got my home number tbh"
well if that was your main concern instead of telling them to fuck off you should of asked how they get your number. |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"I told him he was a cheapskate and I wanted £20k. He wasn't listening,
Incidentally I am registe_ed with the tps so I shouldn't be getting calls but this one was international and not cove_ed.
I'm more concerned about how they got my home number tbh well if that was your main concern instead of telling them to fuck off you should of asked how they get your number."
The number is out there from previous claims |
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"I wonder if you could get compensation if you fell on a stray cucumber in Tesco and it wedged up your arse .....
Yes, I got £200 from ASDA
Asda paid you when a Tesco cucumber wedged up your arse?
Got to give them c_edit for thinking outside the box (ahem)"
Hahahaha |
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"I asked them to take be off their dialing list, but I still get calls, so I fuck with them as much ch as I can, I told one I had died in the accident, and that I thought his call was insensitive and callous "
Hahaha, I've done that too, always has them stumped for a response |
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I told one the accident was devastating and had a massive phsycological impact on me
It got the woman very excited
I said i had 5 weeks off work to recover and the trauma is still with me now
Think she orgasmed at this point
Then she started asking for details ibtold them i was 117 years old lived in a castle in my name was Elizabeth q Mum she swallowed the lot |
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I told one the accident was devastating and had a massive phsycological impact on me
It got the woman very excited
I said i had 5 weeks off work to recover and the trauma is still with me now
Think she orgasmed at this point
Then she started asking for details ibtold them i was 117 years old lived in a castle in my name was Elizabeth q Mum she swallowed the lot |
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TPS and staying silent if an unidentified number calls helps - their call dialling software interprets it as an invalid number. I get a call every couple of months. Even if they're overseas they may be calling on behalf of a uk company - so I want the company info and progress it with them.
Usually just mentioning TPS is enough for the caller to get you removed - hence my low call rates.
Reporting UK businesses to the Information Commissioner's office also means they can prosecute them.
You can report them online, so it's free.
It could be any of us working and making those calls so I don't get rude etc to them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once had a call about industrial deafness. That was a fun one. One would think they'd be used to people saying pardon and asking them to speak up. "
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"I once had a call about industrial deafness. That was a fun one. One would think they'd be used to people saying pardon and asking them to speak up.
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They have no sense of humour about that do they. i missheard every word they said and had them shouting down phone i dont wanna stop these calls i love them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mark is terrible for winding them up, He keeps a dead pan voice and says things like
If you want to speak to the owner of the house press 1
If you want to speak to Grandma press 2
To speak to relatives visiting from Sweden press 3
To speak to anyone in particular press 4
To hear these options again press 9
And to end this call press the star key or just hang up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mark is terrible for winding them up, He keeps a dead pan voice and says things like
If you want to speak to the owner of the house press 1
If you want to speak to Grandma press 2
To speak to relatives visiting from Sweden press 3
To speak to anyone in particular press 4
To hear these options again press 9
And to end this call press the star key or just hang up "
hahaha mint x x |
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My bf done that once and it turned out to be genuine. He was in a accident not long before but just assumed they were at it since he never claimed compensation. As it turned out the other insurance company were giving him the offer and that way if any injury got worse he couldn't claim as he already accepted there offer. In the end he ended up with £400 less than what they were offering. Xxxx |
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"My bf done that once and it turned out to be genuine. He was in a accident not long before but just assumed they were at it since he never claimed compensation. As it turned out the other insurance company were giving him the offer and that way if any injury got worse he couldn't claim as he already accepted there offer. In the end he ended up with £400 less than what they were offering. Xxxx"
Third party capture it's called I couldn't remember the name xxxx |
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"Just had a phone call offering me £4,000 compensation for an accident I had. I told him it wasn't enough and I wanted more. He then offe_ed me £5000. I told him it still wasn't enough. He then asked me when the accident happened?
He didn't have a clue about it but still told me he could get me £5k
I wasn't inju_ed in any accident so I told him to fuck off"
Had a similar situation when I said I wasn't hurt, I was told to lie. |
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By *oc-robMan
over a year ago
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Double glazing firm got really abusive after I kepth them on phone for two hours discussing new patio doors and a conservatory, then asked if they needed the landlords permission to start the work on my second floor apartment lol  They accused me of wasting their time lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We can get you compensation for the accident you had"
"What, the one where I was speeding, drove myself into a telegraph pole, wrote off my convertible, and still have traumatic PTSD flashbacks from? Thanks for triggering another one..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a young woman call me from the pension bureau (sounded official but isnt). I spent twenty minutes on the phone and managed to talk her into quitting her crap job. |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Double glazing firm got really abusive after I kepth them on phone for two hours discussing new patio doors and a conservatory, then asked if they needed the landlords permission to start the work on my second floor apartment lol They accused me of wasting their time lol "
I have chased them down the drive shouting for them to come back "it's rented but I get on well with the landlord!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a young woman call me from the pension bureau (sounded official but isnt). I spent twenty minutes on the phone and managed to talk her into quitting her crap job. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My son whose only 10 gets them calling him on his iPhone. Total con artists just taking a chance at ringing anyone. I certainly wldnt be handing over bank details as they'd probably clear u out never mind the promise of thousands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2:37 is my record.
2 minutes 37 seconds they were still on the phone. I'd set them next to the telly to let them talk to that. Bear Grylls was on, and whatever Bear was saying must have tallied with whatever they were asking."
Loooo....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they say hello it's on our records you've had an accident in the last five years I say I'm really sorry you'll have to bare with me you see my head must off fell off in this accident because I don't recall anything about it..... They hang up pretty sharpish like I'm a mad lady lol xx |
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We had one from India, who really annoyed me because my kids answe_ed and he started with them saying we had a computer virus and criminals had stolen our details.
(they are actually selling some shitty software)I was only watching TV so had some sport and kept him on for 20 minutes.
Others call periodically, but I've only managed 10 minutes last time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Greetings from Nigeria. I'm in dire need of your assistance. I have 5 billion dollars to send you , but I only need you to wire me 100 pounds for taxes and it's yours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one trying to sell me a conservatory,which was great,I liked the idea of one.He gave me all the salesman patter..I'm in,sign me up,great he was buzzing until I gave him my address.Flat 11 on the third floor.
Bastard hung up on me,and he had sold me the dream. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had one of these early call at work, the lady said 'it's about an accident that was reported from this phone number' I said 'when was this' she couldn't tell me, so I hung up when she tried arguing 'has there been any accidents there?' I could tell her about my finger I sliced open yesterday but couldn't be bothe_ed!!
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"I had one trying to sell me a conservatory,which was great,I liked the idea of one.He gave me all the salesman patter..I'm in,sign me up,great he was buzzing until I gave him my address.Flat 11 on the third floor.
Bastard hung up on me,and he had sold me the dream. "
i bet it looks lovely |
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