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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

OK here go's read the woman would you have sexual with me thread and you'll get where this comes from....

If like me and paul90 your up for a laugh sight up here to post a thread made up by anther formite

Rule 1 anything go's it's all just a bit of fun

Rule 2 no being nasty it's supposed to be fun

Rule 3 see rule 1 and 2

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Is the answer part of the body?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Question???

Is Paul90 - Joe90's brother

and if so does Paul pinch Joe's specs from time to time??

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Is the answer part of the body?"

Only if it's your back

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I have cojones, not balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In no rush.

All your balls will be in a jar....

Just inside the gates....

At some point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cojones, not balls "

I have conejos in the garden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i will do this, never know what topics to start.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Question???

Is Paul90 - Joe90's brother

and if so does Paul pinch Joe's specs from time to time??

To answer that question I need to consult my huge bank of television screens...give me a moment..

((Chair starts to swivel......"oh shit"...))

Anyone have a can of wd40 (other swivel chair lubricants are avaiable)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My balls hang so low I can use them for polishing floors these days

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

I've been posted a thread already the Twat this is going to hurt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In no rush.

All your balls will be in a jar....

Just inside the gates....

At some point

Are they kept there for a chestnuts roasting over an open fire style scenario?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We were going to have a Pétanque pitch but marbles seems to be more suitable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Question???

Is Paul90 - Joe90's brother

and if so does Paul pinch Joe's specs from time to time??

To answer that question I need to consult my huge bank of television screens...give me a moment..

((Chair starts to swivel......"oh shit"...))

Anyone have a can of wd40 (other swivel chair lubricants are avaiable)"

You B**ta%d you made me spill my coffee, it exploded out of my mouth as I read and laughed

(thought most would be too young to get that one)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We were going to have a Pétanque pitch but marbles seems to be more suitable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You wanna se me who's got balls in here.....ill start things off.

*whsipers*

Bogies

Come at me bro!

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

Shite I really should have thought this through more

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"You wanna se me who's got balls in here.....ill start things off.

*whsipers*

Bogies

Come at me bro! "

BOGIES

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You wanna se me who's got balls in here.....ill start things off.

*whsipers*

Bogies

Come at me bro!

BOGIES"

*bladey replies with a nice 1.1 on the snotometer*

Is there a reply?

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I have cojones, not balls "

Bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BOOOOGIES!!

*MrDPT moves things to a 2.6*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BO..................O..........,.O.........O..........G.........G...........G...........IESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK here go's read the woman would you have sexual with me thread and you'll get where this comes from....

If like me and paul90 your up for a laugh sight up here to post a thread made up by anther formite

Rule 1 anything go's it's all just a bit of fun

Rule 2 no being nasty it's supposed to be fun

Rule 3 see rule 1 and 2

Is it just me?, I don't understand a word of that!

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I have cojones, not balls

Bollocks!"

I read ladies have one boob bigger than the other... Then I though nah that's bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BO..................O..........,.O.........O..........G.........G...........G...........IESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

A 6.3

Excellent response!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My balls hang so low I can use them for polishing floors these days"

they have done that for a while now

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I have cojones, not balls

Bollocks!

I read ladies have one boob bigger than the other... Then I though nah that's bollocks "

True dat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get what you're supposed to do

Are you saying to copy a genuine thread & change it a little?

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I don't get what you're supposed to do

Are you saying to copy a genuine thread & change it a little?"

Nobody knows but it hasn't stopped people guessing

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I have cojones, not balls

Bollocks!"

Or what the Jews call chutzpah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get what you're supposed to do

I thought we were playing bogies

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"I don't get what you're supposed to do

Are you saying to copy a genuine thread & change it a little?"

Never mind it was a really really bad idea and I'm suffering from it

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I have cojones, not balls

Bollocks!

Or what the Jews call chutzpah "

The classic definition is that given by Leo Rosten: "that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get what you're supposed to do

Are you saying to copy a genuine thread & change it a little?"

i don't know any more either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get what you're supposed to do

I thought we were playing bogies

isn't a bogie a thing you pick from your nose and ping

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I have cojones, not balls

Bollocks!

Or what the Jews call chutzpah "

That takes real stones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get what you're supposed to do

I thought we were playing bogies

isn't a bogie a thing you pick from your nose and ping

That's a booger

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What is it we're supposed to do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop it. I feel trapped

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I don't get what you're supposed to do

Are you saying to copy a genuine thread & change it a little?

Never mind it was a really really bad idea and I'm suffering from it

Do you want me to close it so that you can start again, or have you given it up as a bad job and Ill just leave everyone discussing bollocks?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I don't get what you're supposed to do

Are you saying to copy a genuine thread & change it a little?

Never mind it was a really really bad idea and I'm suffering from it

Do you want me to close it so that you can start again, or have you given it up as a bad job and Ill just leave everyone discussing bollocks?

Close it. It's quite a mouthful.

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"I don't get what you're supposed to do

Are you saying to copy a genuine thread & change it a little?

Never mind it was a really really bad idea and I'm suffering from it

Do you want me to close it so that you can start again, or have you given it up as a bad job and Ill just leave everyone discussing bollocks?

Please all iterate it from my memory along with the other 1 I beg you

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Close it. It's quite a mouthful. "

Ooer missus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK here go's read the woman would you have sexual with me thread and you'll get where this comes from....

If like me and paul90 your up for a laugh sight up here to post a thread made up by anther formite

Rule 1 anything go's it's all just a bit of fun

Rule 2 no being nasty it's supposed to be fun

Rule 3 see rule 1 and 2

Is it just me?, I don't understand a word of that!

Neither do I and I'm usually good at deciphering gobbledygook

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I don't get what you're supposed to do

Are you saying to copy a genuine thread & change it a little?

Never mind it was a really really bad idea and I'm suffering from it

Do you want me to close it so that you can start again, or have you given it up as a bad job and Ill just leave everyone discussing bollocks?

Please all iterate it from my memory along with the other 1 I beg you

If I get hate mail now for closing threads Im going to blame you

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