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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Slightly different take on the usual, supposing you'd arranged to meet the person above you, maybe for a coffee or something to start, and they're loitering outside the Café waiting for you, how do you imagine the meet would go once you say hello? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways
Oh you.
We'd have *a lot* to talk about"
I think I'd come away slightly disturbed but feeling enlightened  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways
Oh you.
We'd have *a lot* to talk about
I think I'd come away slightly disturbed but feeling enlightened "
would put the world to rights have a mr whippy complete with flake and sauce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways
Oh you.
We'd have *a lot* to talk about
I think I'd come away slightly disturbed but feeling enlightened would put the world to rights have a mr whippy complete with flake and sauce "
Be sent on my way as im out of age lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways
Oh you.
We'd have *a lot* to talk about"
A whole day of tea and chat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways
Oh you.
We'd have *a lot* to talk about
A whole day of tea and chat "
CBT and fisting with any luck.  |
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"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways
Oh you.
We'd have *a lot* to talk about
A whole day of tea and chat
CBT and fisting with any luck. "
Cognitive behavioural therapy seems popular
I think cigars, brandy and talk of the Empire round the fire is more like it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways
Oh you.
We'd have *a lot* to talk about
A whole day of tea and chat
CBT and fisting with any luck.
Cognitive behavioural therapy seems popular
I think cigars, brandy and talk of the Empire round the fire is more like it..."
I'd imagine it'd be quite a laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways
Oh you.
We'd have *a lot* to talk about
A whole day of tea and chat
CBT and fisting with any luck.
Cognitive behavioural therapy seems popular
I think cigars, brandy and talk of the Empire round the fire is more like it..."
Can i bring my pipe and scotch? |
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"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways
Oh you.
We'd have *a lot* to talk about
A whole day of tea and chat
CBT and fisting with any luck.
Cognitive behavioural therapy seems popular
I think cigars, brandy and talk of the Empire round the fire is more like it...
Can i bring my pipe and scotch?"
Sure - I'm not keen on brandy, more of a vodka man tbh.
And as for smokables, well, I've got that covered |
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"I think we need sluthunter in this thread
He can eat me and all
I'd just be happy watching the male on male action while sipping my tea.
I know - where's my top hat, whip and trusty chair?"
You're taking me to the circus!? |
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"I think we need sluthunter in this thread
He can eat me and all
I'd just be happy watching the male on male action while sipping my tea.
I know - where's my top hat, whip and trusty chair?
You're taking me to the circus!? "
Isn't that what this is?
Something like a circus or a sewer? |
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"I think we need sluthunter in this thread
He can eat me and all
I'd just be happy watching the male on male action while sipping my tea.
I know - where's my top hat, whip and trusty chair?
You're taking me to the circus!?
Isn't that what this is?
Something like a circus or a sewer?"
Haha, a circus in a sewer surely....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So.. to reiterate; apparently when Joe and I meet it will be over a cream tea at the circus...held in a sewer; with a small crowd clapping as we circle each other to see who can get behind who first?
Just admit you're versatile Joe and save my knees |
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"So.. to reiterate; apparently when Joe and I meet it will be over a cream tea at the circus...held in a sewer; with a small crowd clapping as we circle each other to see who can get behind who first?
Just admit you're versatile Joe and save my knees "
After you, Paul |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So.. to reiterate; apparently when Joe and I meet it will be over a cream tea at the circus...held in a sewer; with a small crowd clapping as we circle each other to see who can get behind who first?
Just admit you're versatile Joe and save my knees
After you, Paul "
A younger man should have more kindness for his elders....really Joe, you have no chivalry  |
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"So.. to reiterate; apparently when Joe and I meet it will be over a cream tea at the circus...held in a sewer; with a small crowd clapping as we circle each other to see who can get behind who first?
Just admit you're versatile Joe and save my knees
After you, Paul
A younger man should have more kindness for his elders....really Joe, you have no chivalry "
Indeed - age before beauty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think they would take one look at me, then have urgent emergency appointments to attendwould have a blast round the lanes shopping"
Sex and moustache waxing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think they would take one look at me, then have urgent emergency appointments to attendwould have a blast round the lanes shoppingher taking the piss out of me in my grease outfit "
Ahhhh we met and had coffee we actually did |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"I think they would take one look at me, then have urgent emergency appointments to attendwould have a blast round the lanes shopping
Sex and moustache waxing."
How about some beard plucking? I've got some stray whiskers that need pulling  I'd buy you a beverage of your choice after.
Tea and gosip with the ladies above.
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"So much high jinx"
We'd go into the nearest greengrocers by a big bag o monkey nuts then head to Edinburgh zoo and fling nuts to the monkeys then hide behind the lions den fur a right good pumping
Couldnae resist
Lovely pics xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So much high jinx
We'd go into the nearest greengrocers by a big bag o monkey nuts then head to Edinburgh zoo and fling nuts to the monkeys then hide behind the lions den fur a right good pumping
Couldnae resist
Lovely pics xxxx"
I'd say "hey, are you X and Y? I'm Z, let's go." That would work right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke
Im sire it would be a goog giggle
Downhill very rapidly
The level of conversation, that is "
Whats that meant to mean?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke
Im sire it would be a goog giggle
Downhill very rapidly
The level of conversation, that is
Whats that meant to mean?! "
I probably couldn't help myself but utter filth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke
Im sire it would be a goog giggle
Downhill very rapidly
The level of conversation, that is
Whats that meant to mean?!
I probably couldn't help myself but utter filth "
I'd bring some tap shoes and music so we could busk outside the coffee shop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke
Im sire it would be a goog giggle
Downhill very rapidly
The level of conversation, that is
Whats that meant to mean?!
I probably couldn't help myself but utter filth
I'd bring some tap shoes and music so we could busk outside the coffee shop "
I'd buy you tea and let you play with my hair. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time
It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out
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I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time
It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out
I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life "
Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time
It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out
I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life
Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x"
Meet in a bar, a few flirts and laughs then go to a hotel and get to know everyone a little better oooo and maybe get some pics of me (Alabama) with the beautiful lady |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time
It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out
I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life
Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x
Meet in a bar, a few flirts and laughs then go to a hotel and get to know everyone a little better oooo and maybe get some pics of me (Alabama) with the beautiful lady "
Would have to skip the coffee, been there, done that and just have an awesome time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time
It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out
I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life
Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x
Meet in a bar, a few flirts and laughs then go to a hotel and get to know everyone a little better oooo and maybe get some pics of me (Alabama) with the beautiful lady
Would have to skip the coffee, been there, done that and just have an awesome time "
Snog lad luck and snog some more |
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"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time
It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out
I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life
Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x
Meet in a bar, a few flirts and laughs then go to a hotel and get to know everyone a little better oooo and maybe get some pics of me (Alabama) with the beautiful lady
Would have to skip the coffee, been there, done that and just have an awesome time "
I'd probably burn my throat trying to drink my Skinny decaf latte so fast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time
It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out
I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life
Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x
Meet in a bar, a few flirts and laughs then go to a hotel and get to know everyone a little better oooo and maybe get some pics of me (Alabama) with the beautiful lady
Would have to skip the coffee, been there, done that and just have an awesome time
Snog lad luck and snog some more "
A walk, tea and good conversation I should think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time
It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out
I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life
Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x
Meet in a bar, a few flirts and laughs then go to a hotel and get to know everyone a little better oooo and maybe get some pics of me (Alabama) with the beautiful lady
Would have to skip the coffee, been there, done that and just have an awesome time "
Hhmmm we can both think of 1 or 2 things to do rather than drink coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"TheHatter
If we couldn't find anything to talk about. We could all just look at and feel each other's hair.
Mine would be the best of course! "
That's just not true, is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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@Bendaroos
We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.
I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"@Bendaroos
We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.
I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse "
I think we might find one or two things to natter about |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"@Bendaroos
We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.
I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse
I think we might find one or two things to natter about "
She'd tell me I'm too young and tell me to naff off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"@Bendaroos
We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.
I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse
I think we might find one or two things to natter about "
Maybe a glass of wine and watch the sun setting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"@Bendaroos
We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.
I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse
I think we might find one or two things to natter about
Maybe a glass of wine and watch the sun setting "
Nice glass of Rosé and watch the sun set over the beach? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"@Bendaroos
We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.
I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse
I think we might find one or two things to natter about
She'd tell me I'm too young and tell me to naff off"
Nah, we'd brew some proper Yorkshire Tea & discuss creative writing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"@Bendaroos
We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.
I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse
I think we might find one or two things to natter about
She'd tell me I'm too young and tell me to naff off
Nah, we'd brew some proper Yorkshire Tea & discuss creative writing "
That would be delightful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke
Im sire it would be a goog giggle
Downhill very rapidly
The level of conversation, that is
Whats that meant to mean?!
I probably couldn't help myself but utter filth
I'd bring some tap shoes and music so we could busk outside the coffee shop
I'd buy you tea and let you play with my hair. "
I would plait it or maybe a French twist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke
Im sire it would be a goog giggle
Downhill very rapidly
The level of conversation, that is
Whats that meant to mean?!
I probably couldn't help myself but utter filth
I'd bring some tap shoes and music so we could busk outside the coffee shop
I'd buy you tea and let you play with my hair.
I would plait it or maybe a French twist "
I'd introduce you to Clem and let you get on with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke
Im sire it would be a goog giggle
Downhill very rapidly
The level of conversation, that is
Whats that meant to mean?!
I probably couldn't help myself but utter filth
I'd bring some tap shoes and music so we could busk outside the coffee shop
I'd buy you tea and let you play with my hair.
I would plait it or maybe a French twist
I'd introduce you to Clem and let you get on with it "
And while they are getting on with it maybe you could get on something else
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