But the mud spoils the view 
We've regularly discussed 'lime jelly wrestling'.
I have no idea how it specifically came to be 'lime', but it always has
Mrs ddc has even got down to the details of the size of the paddling pool required
Mr ddc |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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"But the mud spoils the view
We've regularly discussed 'lime jelly wrestling'.
I have no idea how it specifically came to be 'lime', but it always has
Mrs ddc has even got down to the details of the size of the paddling pool required
Mr ddc"
You could always make up one outdoors with some straw bales and a bit roll of plastic sheeting!  |
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"But the mud spoils the view
We've regularly discussed 'lime jelly wrestling'.
I have no idea how it specifically came to be 'lime', but it always has
Mrs ddc has even got down to the details of the size of the paddling pool required
Mr ddc
You could always make up one outdoors with some straw bales and a bit roll of plastic sheeting! "
Yes, but there's a complicated graph where on the one hand bigger equals more fun, while on the other is the expense and practicalities of increasing amounts of jelly.
Eventually my miserliness exceeds my horniness
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"But the mud spoils the view
We've regularly discussed 'lime jelly wrestling'.
I have no idea how it specifically came to be 'lime', but it always has
Mrs ddc has even got down to the details of the size of the paddling pool required
Mr ddc"
You would need a large one  |
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"But the mud spoils the view
We've regularly discussed 'lime jelly wrestling'.
I have no idea how it specifically came to be 'lime', but it always has
Mrs ddc has even got down to the details of the size of the paddling pool required
Mr ddc
You would need a large one "
You've seen my 'large one'
Or did you mean pool?
Hang on, did you just call Mrs ddc fat? You wait till I tell her.... |
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"Haha thanks everyone.. might be something to think for a fun social /meet up some thing different at least xx"
Might be less social and more sexual.
Promote it as Rhassoul (don't know correct spelling) mud skin treatment with massage to pull tons of women in. Summertime outdoors could be great. Repurpose a dogging spot even, if neighbours possibly intrusive. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Haha thanks everyone.. might be something to think for a fun social /meet up some thing different at least xx
Might be less social and more sexual.
Promote it as Rhassoul (don't know correct spelling) mud skin treatment with massage to pull tons of women in. Summertime outdoors could be great. Repurpose a dogging spot even, if neighbours possibly intrusive."
Sounds a good idea... mind I would even know where to start with sorting one our haha xx |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I'm not Reffing again
Well what job are you hoping for?
If it's the 'toweling them down between rounds' one, there's already a queue  "
That's the trouble, nobody else will do it and I get bullied into Reffing again  |
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"I'm not Reffing again
Well what job are you hoping for?
If it's the 'toweling them down between rounds' one, there's already a queue
That's the trouble, nobody else will do it and I get bullied into Reffing again "
By 'bullied' I take it you mean threatened by a group of sexy women, all wearing thong bikinis, that unless you agree to ref they'll drag you into the mud-pool with them and wrestle you until you relent?
You've been daydreaming at work again, haven't you?
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I'm not Reffing again
Well what job are you hoping for?
If it's the 'toweling them down between rounds' one, there's already a queue
That's the trouble, nobody else will do it and I get bullied into Reffing again
By 'bullied' I take it you mean threatened by a group of sexy women, all wearing thong bikinis, that unless you agree to ref they'll drag you into the mud-pool with them and wrestle you until you relent?
You've been daydreaming at work again, haven't you?
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you do it next time if you thinks it's that much fun  |
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"Me too I think I'd prefer the jelly though  at least it would taste nice!
Bun "
That's what I like about the forums:
"Ooh no, you could never suggest that to them, you'll scare them off" is what I naïvely told Mrs ddc...
{goes off to buy lime jelly...}
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"I'm not Reffing again
Well what job are you hoping for?
If it's the 'toweling them down between rounds' one, there's already a queue
That's the trouble, nobody else will do it and I get bullied into Reffing again
By 'bullied' I take it you mean threatened by a group of sexy women, all wearing thong bikinis, that unless you agree to ref they'll drag you into the mud-pool with them and wrestle you until you relent?
You've been daydreaming at work again, haven't you?
you do it next time if you thinks it's that much fun "
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"Me too I think I'd prefer the jelly though at least it would taste nice!
Bun
That's what I like about the forums:
"Ooh no, you could never suggest that to them, you'll scare them off" is what I naïvely told Mrs ddc...
{goes off to buy lime jelly...}
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B&B quickly head off to buy suitably sized paddling pool..... |
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