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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dear sir/madam
Allow me to complain about your packaging for your products. I mean really? ? Why do you package these things in something so hard to get into??
You finally manage to talk someone into bed with you, the mood is set music wine deep kisses. You get her clothes off your clothes are off. Then you reach for the condoms. At first you try to get your fingers through the plastic. No luck. Then you use your teeth. No luck. Then she says lemme try she's got long nails. Guess what no fuckin luck. All the while your raging bull of a hard on is slowly withering away.
Alas you get a knife or your bunch of keys to get in hopi g you don't puncture the actual condom.
Finally you can gain access. Now comes the challenge of getting your cock hard again, checking she's still in the mood or even owtse trying to fit this condom over your cock.
So please sort the packaging out .
Sincerely yours.
Unhappy Customer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Customer
We are sorry to learn that you are struggling to use what is a very simple product to use.
We would suggest that a little pre planning would aid and assist your amorous liaisons. Perhaps you open the product sometime before your loins are stirred and secret it out of sight of the person that is to be the subject of those intentions.
Once you are in a position to, as we say, do the business the product can be retrieved from the location and placed over the chappie ready for the action to commence. If you are a "repeater" then maybe unwrap a few products at once and secret them in local but easily reachable locations.
Any further enquiries on the use of the product can be directed to our premium line customer care centre where sexy Salina can take you through the process again? |
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