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It's a mutant!
I have had a first today actually. For the first time in the couple of months I've had my puppy he didn't drag his sorry arse across my head to get out of bed. Yes,I know I shouldn't let him sleep in my bed but he's spoilt,and it's not like a man will ever be in it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a mutant!
I have had a first today actually. For the first time in the couple of months I've had my puppy he didn't drag his sorry arse across my head to get out of bed. Yes,I know I shouldn't let him sleep in my bed but he's spoilt,and it's not like a man will ever be in it. "
Why won't a man ever be in your bed?? Is because the last guy in it dragged his arse across your head in the morning lol maybe that's where the dog get it from lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's a mutant!
I have had a first today actually. For the first time in the couple of months I've had my puppy he didn't drag his sorry arse across my head to get out of bed. Yes,I know I shouldn't let him sleep in my bed but he's spoilt,and it's not like a man will ever be in it.
Why won't a man ever be in your bed?? Is because the last guy in it dragged his arse across your head in the morning lol maybe that's where the dog get it from lol"
Lol no. The last man had a run in with my ex husband who hadn't grasped the fact we were not getting back together. Better to keep my sex life away from my family life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a mutant!
I have had a first today actually. For the first time in the couple of months I've had my puppy he didn't drag his sorry arse across my head to get out of bed. Yes,I know I shouldn't let him sleep in my bed but he's spoilt,and it's not like a man will ever be in it.
Why won't a man ever be in your bed?? Is because the last guy in it dragged his arse across your head in the morning lol maybe that's where the dog get it from lol
Lol no. The last man had a run in with my ex husband who hadn't grasped the fact we were not getting back together. Better to keep my sex life away from my family life. "
Maybe you should get the dog to rub his arse on your ex's face |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's a mutant!
I have had a first today actually. For the first time in the couple of months I've had my puppy he didn't drag his sorry arse across my head to get out of bed. Yes,I know I shouldn't let him sleep in my bed but he's spoilt,and it's not like a man will ever be in it.
Why won't a man ever be in your bed?? Is because the last guy in it dragged his arse across your head in the morning lol maybe that's where the dog get it from lol
Lol no. The last man had a run in with my ex husband who hadn't grasped the fact we were not getting back together. Better to keep my sex life away from my family life.
Maybe you should get the dog to rub his arse on your ex's face "
I wouldn't want to traumatise my dog  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's a mutant!
I have had a first today actually. For the first time in the couple of months I've had my puppy he didn't drag his sorry arse across my head to get out of bed. Yes,I know I shouldn't let him sleep in my bed but he's spoilt,and it's not like a man will ever be in it.
Why won't a man ever be in your bed?? Is because the last guy in it dragged his arse across your head in the morning lol maybe that's where the dog get it from lol
Lol no. The last man had a run in with my ex husband who hadn't grasped the fact we were not getting back together. Better to keep my sex life away from my family life.
Maybe you should get the dog to rub his arse on your ex's face
I wouldn't want to traumatise my dog "
Maybe train a cow to do it instead. One with a really shitty ass lol |
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