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Gran Canaria day three (four?) - who knows?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Day something or other!
Peachy (more tomatoey than peachy due to sun) is slightly hungover but happy - because she got laid in Secrets swingers club last night - but slightly miffed because she lost the hot couple she was about to play with after she went to the loo (club slightly like a maze!)
Bells has a face like a smacked arse - because Mother Nature says she can't play yet - and she had to listen to my usual 'when Harry met Sally' mode of 'OH YES OH YES OH FUUUUUUUUCK YES' sex - apparently she doesn't appreciate this - go figure!
More updates later - 'tis almost time for me to get even more tomatoey! 
Off to 'watch' the football later - football = men! Straight men - surely? (Still gay pride week here - lots of men I can't have - most upsetting!)
 ) think lovely married lesbian couple are coming to 'watch' football with us - not because they like football - but because they're bored and think it will be highly amusing to watch a (tomatoey) peach on the pull!
Big hugs you lovely lot - I think I need to succumb to my hangover for a few minutes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Day something or other!
Peachy (more tomatoey than peachy due to sun) is slightly hungover but happy - because she got laid in Secrets swingers club last night - but slightly miffed because she lost the hot couple she was about to play with after she went to the loo (club slightly like a maze!)
Bells has a face like a smacked arse - because Mother Nature says she can't play yet - and she had to listen to my usual 'when Harry met Sally' mode of 'OH YES OH YES OH FUUUUUUUUCK YES' sex - apparently she doesn't appreciate this - go figure!
More updates later - 'tis almost time for me to get even more tomatoey!
Off to 'watch' the football later - football = men! Straight men - surely? (Still gay pride week here - lots of men I can't have - most upsetting!)
) think lovely married lesbian couple are coming to 'watch' football with us - not because they like football - but because they're bored and think it will be highly amusing to watch a (tomatoey) peach on the pull!
Big hugs you lovely lot - I think I need to succumb to my hangover for a few minutes! "
Sooo envious peachy! Little wonder your in my hot list! Enjoy  xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Day something or other!
Peachy (more tomatoey than peachy due to sun) is slightly hungover but happy - because she got laid in Secrets swingers club last night - but slightly miffed because she lost the hot couple she was about to play with after she went to the loo (club slightly like a maze!)
Bells has a face like a smacked arse - because Mother Nature says she can't play yet - and she had to listen to my usual 'when Harry met Sally' mode of 'OH YES OH YES OH FUUUUUUUUCK YES' sex - apparently she doesn't appreciate this - go figure!
More updates later - 'tis almost time for me to get even more tomatoey!
Off to 'watch' the football later - football = men! Straight men - surely? (Still gay pride week here - lots of men I can't have - most upsetting!)
) think lovely married lesbian couple are coming to 'watch' football with us - not because they like football - but because they're bored and think it will be highly amusing to watch a (tomatoey) peach on the pull!
Big hugs you lovely lot - I think I need to succumb to my hangover for a few minutes! Sooo envious peachy! Little wonder your in my hot list! Enjoy xx"
Aw thanks lovely!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Keep up the good work ladies  "
I shall try my very best sir! 
As an aside - someone's just messaged me and asked for a face pic! - really? - about 30 of them on my profile!
I give up!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a face pic with you and Desmond "
I didn't bring Desmond on holiday with me - just Roger and Brenda. Roger is about to come out of my suitcase - because Bells has gone to the gym and my hangover has found me - but I'm still inexplicably horny - which I very rarely am when I have a hangover!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can't believe I have been banished to the gym then Peachy can cure her hangover horn...WTF ..... "
You were NOT banished! I told you that you could watch if you liked - you declined! |
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"Can't believe I have been banished to the gym then Peachy can cure her hangover horn...WTF .....
You were NOT banished! I told you that you could watch if you liked - you declined! "
= banished, I like my eyes thanks & don't want to be blinded! - now get playing woman, you've 45 mins left! |
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So glad to hear that you are both having a fun time in the sun. Might I suggest that you buy some pure aloe vera from the Chemists, it's great if you overdo the sunbathing.
Sorry to hear that mother nature interupted Belle's naughtiness but few would have turned down the offer of watching Peachy get her rocks off. I wouldn't anyway.
Keep us all updated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh will try that cheers
Ah don't worry bout being broken, I'll just work off my sexual frustration in the gym, although at the rate I'm going, I'm going to be severely dehydrated with the heat in this gym as there's no air con & nothing to do with the copious amounts of alcohol consumed over the last few days
I am a little concerned for the wingman on my return as he will be the one who will be broken by the time I have finished with him
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Day something or other!
Peachy (more tomatoey than peachy due to sun) is slightly hungover but happy - because she got laid in Secrets swingers club last night - but slightly miffed because she lost the hot couple she was about to play with after she went to the loo (club slightly like a maze!)
Bells has a face like a smacked arse - because Mother Nature says she can't play yet - and she had to listen to my usual 'when Harry met Sally' mode of 'OH YES OH YES OH FUUUUUUUUCK YES' sex - apparently she doesn't appreciate this - go figure!
More updates later - 'tis almost time for me to get even more tomatoey!
Off to 'watch' the football later - football = men! Straight men - surely? (Still gay pride week here - lots of men I can't have - most upsetting!)
) think lovely married lesbian couple are coming to 'watch' football with us - not because they like football - but because they're bored and think it will be highly amusing to watch a (tomatoey) peach on the pull!
Big hugs you lovely lot - I think I need to succumb to my hangover for a few minutes! "
Shattered an illusion now Peach as I thought you would have gone all golden brown like not red!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Day something or other!
Peachy (more tomatoey than peachy due to sun) is slightly hungover but happy - because she got laid in Secrets swingers club last night - but slightly miffed because she lost the hot couple she was about to play with after she went to the loo (club slightly like a maze!)
Bells has a face like a smacked arse - because Mother Nature says she can't play yet - and she had to listen to my usual 'when Harry met Sally' mode of 'OH YES OH YES OH FUUUUUUUUCK YES' sex - apparently she doesn't appreciate this - go figure!
More updates later - 'tis almost time for me to get even more tomatoey!
Off to 'watch' the football later - football = men! Straight men - surely? (Still gay pride week here - lots of men I can't have - most upsetting!)
) think lovely married lesbian couple are coming to 'watch' football with us - not because they like football - but because they're bored and think it will be highly amusing to watch a (tomatoey) peach on the pull!
Big hugs you lovely lot - I think I need to succumb to my hangover for a few minutes! Shattered an illusion now Peach as I thought you would have gone all golden brown like not red!!!"
The red is turning a sort of honey brown! Peachy arse is no longer tender! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Day something or other!
Peachy (more tomatoey than peachy due to sun) is slightly hungover but happy - because she got laid in Secrets swingers club last night - but slightly miffed because she lost the hot couple she was about to play with after she went to the loo (club slightly like a maze!)
Bells has a face like a smacked arse - because Mother Nature says she can't play yet - and she had to listen to my usual 'when Harry met Sally' mode of 'OH YES OH YES OH FUUUUUUUUCK YES' sex - apparently she doesn't appreciate this - go figure!
More updates later - 'tis almost time for me to get even more tomatoey!
Off to 'watch' the football later - football = men! Straight men - surely? (Still gay pride week here - lots of men I can't have - most upsetting!)
) think lovely married lesbian couple are coming to 'watch' football with us - not because they like football - but because they're bored and think it will be highly amusing to watch a (tomatoey) peach on the pull!
Big hugs you lovely lot - I think I need to succumb to my hangover for a few minutes! Shattered an illusion now Peach as I thought you would have gone all golden brown like not red!!!
The red is turning a sort of honey brown! Peachy arse is no longer tender! "
A good spanking should sort that out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Day something or other!
Peachy (more tomatoey than peachy due to sun) is slightly hungover but happy - because she got laid in Secrets swingers club last night - but slightly miffed because she lost the hot couple she was about to play with after she went to the loo (club slightly like a maze!)
Bells has a face like a smacked arse - because Mother Nature says she can't play yet - and she had to listen to my usual 'when Harry met Sally' mode of 'OH YES OH YES OH FUUUUUUUUCK YES' sex - apparently she doesn't appreciate this - go figure!
More updates later - 'tis almost time for me to get even more tomatoey!
Off to 'watch' the football later - football = men! Straight men - surely? (Still gay pride week here - lots of men I can't have - most upsetting!)
) think lovely married lesbian couple are coming to 'watch' football with us - not because they like football - but because they're bored and think it will be highly amusing to watch a (tomatoey) peach on the pull!
Big hugs you lovely lot - I think I need to succumb to my hangover for a few minutes! Shattered an illusion now Peach as I thought you would have gone all golden brown like not red!!!
The red is turning a sort of honey brown! Peachy arse is no longer tender!
A good spanking should sort that out "
Well now you come to mention it! |
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