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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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I would oblige OP but......
Well you know.......
I definitely want to......
Today is inconvenient.......
Another time I would love to......
Can we arrange a meet then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would oblige OP but......
Well you know.......
I definitely want to......
Today is inconvenient.......
Another time I would love to......
Can we arrange a meet then?
But I need it now!!!  "
I am playing with something big and hard now, do you want it  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I would oblige OP but......
Well you know.......
I definitely want to......
Today is inconvenient.......
Another time I would love to......
Can we arrange a meet then?
But I need it now!!! "
Aw, go on then, what's the postcode? |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I would oblige OP but......
Well you know.......
I definitely want to......
Today is inconvenient.......
Another time I would love to......
Can we arrange a meet then?
But I need it now!!!
Aw, go on then, what's the postcode?"
Yay I'm saved! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two things
That tune was big in rnb in 90's for one when you were very young and you appear as though you may be into alternative music. But hey assume makes an ass of you and me. Well me anyway |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ginuwine - Pony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68IFfpJNLUs
Haha, ooh you's bad!!
Thought it was appropriate for you "
I'm actually more in this kind of mood....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mln0RciE2o0
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Shag fuck screw
Theres 3 for you frisky.. Variety is the spice of life.. now we're really mixing it up  "
the effort is appreciated....I was just after something a bit more tangible this morning!  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Will this afternoon do?
I've got a lot on this morning 
Oh yes of course, as a woman on fabs I only expect to be slotted in between household chores, as convenient.... "
You want me to drop everything just because you can't control your oversexed libido? I'm not a machine you know  how utterly charming! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will this afternoon do?
I've got a lot on this morning
Oh yes of course, as a woman on fabs I only expect to be slotted in between household chores, as convenient....
You want me to drop everything just because you can't control your oversexed libido? I'm not a machine you know how utterly charming!"
She doesn't want you to drop everything... just your pants  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Two things
That tune was big in rnb in 90's for one when you were very young and you appear as though you may be into alternative music. But hey assume makes an ass of you and me. Well me anyway "
Appearances can deceive. Don't worry I get similar assumptions a lot. I like that about me though.
It's simply that I listen to a lot of music and different genres.
Plus this is one of the best songs in the world to dance to. |
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"Shag fuck screw
Theres 3 for you frisky.. Variety is the spice of life.. now we're really mixing it up
the effort is appreciated....I was just after something a bit more tangible this morning! "
come to rye I've got a bit to spare here  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Will this afternoon do?
I've got a lot on this morning
Oh yes of course, as a woman on fabs I only expect to be slotted in between household chores, as convenient....
You want me to drop everything just because you can't control your oversexed libido? I'm not a machine you know how utterly charming!"
Typical man - sex on demand, that's the deal if yer on here you know! Otherwise piss off back to POF.... |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Two things
That tune was big in rnb in 90's for one when you were very young and you appear as though you may be into alternative music. But hey assume makes an ass of you and me. Well me anyway
Appearances can deceive. Don't worry I get similar assumptions a lot. I like that about me though.
It's simply that I listen to a lot of music and different genres.
Plus this is one of the best songs in the world to dance to. "
I like that kind of dancing....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two things
That tune was big in rnb in 90's for one when you were very young and you appear as though you may be into alternative music. But hey assume makes an ass of you and me. Well me anyway
Appearances can deceive. Don't worry I get similar assumptions a lot. I like that about me though.
It's simply that I listen to a lot of music and different genres.
Plus this is one of the best songs in the world to dance to.
I like that kind of dancing.... "
You really are going to have to see my hips swing one day. |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Two things
That tune was big in rnb in 90's for one when you were very young and you appear as though you may be into alternative music. But hey assume makes an ass of you and me. Well me anyway
Appearances can deceive. Don't worry I get similar assumptions a lot. I like that about me though.
It's simply that I listen to a lot of music and different genres.
Plus this is one of the best songs in the world to dance to.
I like that kind of dancing....
You really are going to have to see my hips swing one day. "
Oh yes, you mentioned your hips before haha....I like to feel them move actually! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Will this afternoon do?
I've got a lot on this morning
Oh yes of course, as a woman on fabs I only expect to be slotted in between household chores, as convenient....
You want me to drop everything just because you can't control your oversexed libido? I'm not a machine you know how utterly charming!
Typical man - sex on demand, that's the deal if yer on here you know! Otherwise piss off back to POF.... "
how selfish! I might just do that , now where did I leave that rugby shirt and and fishing rod?
Stomps off looking for a pair of waders |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Two things
That tune was big in rnb in 90's for one when you were very young and you appear as though you may be into alternative music. But hey assume makes an ass of you and me. Well me anyway
Appearances can deceive. Don't worry I get similar assumptions a lot. I like that about me though.
It's simply that I listen to a lot of music and different genres.
Plus this is one of the best songs in the world to dance to.
I like that kind of dancing....
You really are going to have to see my hips swing one day.
Oh yes, you mentioned your hips before haha....I like to feel them move actually! "
That can be arranged |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ooh they've all been getting my dander up today, and not in a good way.....I need to vent some tension! Lol!  Only if you let me be that rugby ball! xx
Fancy a ruck? Ooooo yes please! Bagsy getting my head under your legs!  x"
Cauliflower ears here we come! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Three fucks in three days, 'ere
Plenty to spare
You, sir, are a trollop!
I am on holiday - and even I have only had one shag in three days! "
Ridden any camels yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Three fucks in three days, 'ere
Plenty to spare
You, sir, are a trollop!
I am on holiday - and even I have only had one shag in three days!
Ridden any camels yet? "
Nope - but my friend's got the hump! That count? |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Shag fuck screw
Theres 3 for you frisky.. Variety is the spice of life.. now we're really mixing it up
the effort is appreciated....I was just after something a bit more tangible this morning! come to rye I've got a bit to spare here "
The seven seeds of Rye huh lol! |
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"Shag fuck screw
Theres 3 for you frisky.. Variety is the spice of life.. now we're really mixing it up
the effort is appreciated....I was just after something a bit more tangible this morning! come to rye I've got a bit to spare here
The seven seeds of Rye huh lol! "
firing seedless.but you're more than welcome xx |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Shag fuck screw
Theres 3 for you frisky.. Variety is the spice of life.. now we're really mixing it up
the effort is appreciated....I was just after something a bit more tangible this morning! come to rye I've got a bit to spare here
The seven seeds of Rye huh lol! firing seedless.but you're more than welcome xx"
Jaffa ncy a shag?
Bad pun alert |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna try bacon, see if that eases anything. ...
Bacon fixes everything 
It almost does I think, at least for most kinds of internal medicine! "
It was 25% of solving my breakfast requirements this morning |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna try bacon, see if that eases anything. ...
Bacon fixes everything
It almost does I think, at least for most kinds of internal medicine!
It was 25% of solving my breakfast requirements this morning "
50% of my lunch.....maybe I'm not inQUITE such a dire state as I was...  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ooh they've all been getting my dander up today, and not in a good way.....I need to vent some tension! Lol!
I have, but you don't want me!xx"
Haha, I doo, I doo, but I've only got a Fiesta not a helicopter!! |
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"Ffs have you not had somebody hanging out of you yet. I've been to bed and everything. Do I have to do everything round here
Haha, you know me Bladey, I'm hard work "
That just standard female isn't it |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ffs have you not had somebody hanging out of you yet. I've been to bed and everything. Do I have to do everything round here
Haha, you know me Bladey, I'm hard work
That just standard female isn't it "
Nothing standard about me babe |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Blimey woman, you still not been sorted
I feel mean for not sharing now, obviously what this site needs is more single men"
I think it does, or standard issue helicopters so we can squeeze sex in between single men's flat mate's movements and my horses feeding times! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We've got some to spare. I'm off out with my girl friends later so I'll loan you Mr for a couple of hours. Send him back when you've worn him out. I can get a good nights kip then.
Sarah |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"We've got some to spare. I'm off out with my girl friends later so I'll loan you Mr for a couple of hours. Send him back when you've worn him out. I can get a good nights kip then.
Sarah "
Thanks - that would've been really handy if I was still living in Glos lol!! |
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