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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I need a giggle

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pale of water

Jill forgot to take a pill

And now she's got a daughter

Over to you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mary had a little Lamb

it's fleece as black as charcoal

when you patted it on the head

Sparks flew out its arsehole

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By *negentMan  over a year ago

kirkby

Old mother hubbard

Went to the cupboard to fetch her

Poor doggy a bone

She bent over ..whoops she got a bone of her own.

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o

And on that farm he had some chicks, ee-i-ee-i-o

With a cluck, cluck here, a cluck, cluck there

Loud as they could be

And when those chicks got out of line

Chicken fricasse

With a cluck, cluck here, a cluck, cluck there

Loud as they could be

And when those chicks got out of line

Chicken fricasse

Well, Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o

And on that farm he had some cows, ee-i-ee-i-o

With a moo, moo here, a moo, moo there

Cattle everywhere

And when those cows got out of line

Hamburger, medium rare

With a moo, moo here, a moo, moo there

Cattle everywhere

And when those cows got out of line

Hamburger, medium rare

Ohh, Well, Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o

And on that farm he had some pigs, ee-i-ee-i-o

With an oink, oink here, an oink, oink there

Pigs everywhere in sight

And when those pigs got out of line

Pork and beans at night

With an oink, oink here, an oink, oink there

Pigs everywhere in sight

And when those pigs got out of line

Pork and beans at night

Well I'm goona have a farm one day, ee-i-e-i-o

And I'll do things McDonalds way, ee-i-e-i-o

With a cluck, cluck here, a cluck, cluck there

A moo, moo here, a moo, moo there

An oink, oink here, an oink, oink there

And I can promise you

If those animals ever get out of line

We'll have a mulligan stew

How about you?

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Jack and Gill

Went up the hill

To have a little fun

Stupid Gill

forgot the pill

And now they have a son

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mary had a little skirt

with splits right up the sides

and every time that Mary walked

the boys could see her Thighs

Mary had another skirt

twas split right up the front

but she didn't wear that one very often.

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By *eavenNhellCouple  over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Mary had a little lamb

she got three years for corrupting a minor and two for bestiality

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By *eavenNhellCouple  over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

georgy porgy

pudding and pie

kissed the girls

and made them cry

when the boys cameout to play

he kissed them to

hes funny that way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

and it was always gruntin'

She tied it to a five-bar gate

And kicked its little bleep in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Little miss Muffet

Sat on her tuffet

Knickers all tattered and torn.

It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her.

It was little boy Blue with his horn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.

She had so many children and had a massive fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a tuffet

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

And sat down beside her

And said "Hey, what's in the bowl, BITCH!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hickory dickory dock, it was twelve o'clock

Cinderella ain't home must be givin up the cock

I don't doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course

Had a fight with Snow White, she was fuckin her dwarfs

Saw a fight over colors, too

Red Riding Hood, and Little Boy Blue

A bad influence? Yo I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is this a Judge Dread tribute thread ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb,

She also had a duck,

she put them on the window sill,

to see if they would... fall down.

Mary had a little lamb,

she put it in a bucket,

every time the lamb got loose,

the neighbor's dog would... bring it back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Little Jack Horner

Sat in the corner

Eating a creampie

He stuck in his thumb

Right up in her bum

And said what a good fuck am I

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman  over a year ago

Richmond

Violets are blue and

Roses are thorny.

I'd like you to know that

I'm terribly....happy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon

10,000 volts shot up its arse.....

And turned its wool to nylon!

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Is this a Judge Dread tribute thread ?"

Jack be nimble

Jack be quick

Jack jumped over the candle stick

Silly Jack should have jumped higher

Goodness gracious great balls of fire!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty dumpy had a great fall

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Fucked his ass and he begged them to do it again

Filled his crack

Now there's no going back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill

So jack could lick some candy

But all he got, was a mouth full of cock

Cos Jill's real name was Randy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hickory dickory cock

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham

Mary, Mary, cunt's quite hairy,

How does your lady garden grow?

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By *eavenNhellCouple  over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

hickoty dickory dock

mickey mouse has got a big cock

the clock struck one

minnie had fun

with his big one

hickory dickory dock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are for plucking

I'm going to give you

A very hard ducking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mary, Mary, cunt's quite hairy,

How does your lady garden grow?"

With pubic hair, some grey ones there

And cocks lined up in a row row row

And cocks lined up in a row.

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By *rincesscaracoupleCouple  over a year ago

Saltburn

Jack and Jill Went up the hill

And planned to do some kissing.

Jack made a pass

And grabbed her arse

Now his front teeth are missing.

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham


"Mary, Mary, cunt's quite hairy,

How does your lady garden grow?

With pubic hair, some grey ones there

And cocks lined up in a row row row

And cocks lined up in a row. "

Excellent I really couldn't think of anything for the other lines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mary, Mary, cunt's quite hairy,

How does your lady garden grow?

With pubic hair, some grey ones there

And cocks lined up in a row row row

And cocks lined up in a row.

Excellent I really couldn't think of anything for the other lines."

It is better to share anyway.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Old king Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he

He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl

I guess we all know about a

Old king cole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There once was a lady from Lincoln

Who had a blue tit and a pink one

She married a Jew

Who's balls were blue

And the end of his cock, it was stinking!

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

The boy stood on the burning deck

Playing a game of cricket.

The ball rolled up his trouser leg

And stumped his middle wicket.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Daisy Daisy give me a tit to chew

I'm half crazy my balls are turning blue

I can't afford a condom a plastic bag will do

You'll look sweet under the sheets with me on top of you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There was a young man from Kent

Whose penis was permanently bent

Now.. that was bad luck

Cos when he had his first fuck

Instead of coming - he went

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Simple Simon meet a pieman going to the fare.

Said simple Simon to the pieman 'what have you got there'

Said the pieman to simple Simon 'Pies, you dumb fuck'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rim and rim an arsehole

A gob full of sweet corn

An issue, an issue

You never see in porn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jiggle, Jiggle, Juggsy

Big hard-ons

Gave them a titwank with her huge melons

Both blew off , too turned on

Jiggle, Jiggle Jugsy, tits spunked on

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