What's the funniest or most cringeworthy thing someone has said during or after sex?
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"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her  "
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OP: When you've been married as long as we have, sex-talk generally involves either giving a list of shopping for tomorrow, planning the next stage on the house, or asking if the lights downstairs were turned off and the back door locked. 
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"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her
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OP: When you've been married as long as we have, sex-talk generally involves either giving a list of shopping for tomorrow, planning the next stage on the house, or asking if the lights downstairs were turned off and the back door locked.
Or is that just us?
Mr ddc"
Well, I've asked if the back door is locked a few times |
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"What's the funniest or most cringeworthy thing someone has said during or after sex?
Thread idea came from a conversation in the pub last night where a girl said an ex said his name out loud when he finished and another said the guy wanted to high five her "
I once had a guy try to convince me to rim him by telling me others thought his arse tasted like pop tarts |
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"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her
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OP: When you've been married as long as we have, sex-talk generally involves either giving a list of shopping for tomorrow, planning the next stage on the house, or asking if the lights downstairs were turned off and the back door locked.
Or is that just us?
Mr ddc
Well, I've asked if the back door is locked a few times "
Is that code for whether or not thay like anal sex? |
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"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her
You need your cowboy hat avatar to go with that comment
OP: When you've been married as long as we have, sex-talk generally involves either giving a list of shopping for tomorrow, planning the next stage on the house, or asking if the lights downstairs were turned off and the back door locked.
Or is that just us?
Mr ddc
Well, I've asked if the back door is locked a few times
Is that code for whether or not thay like anal sex?"
That was the implication yes. |
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"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her
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OP: When you've been married as long as we have, sex-talk generally involves either giving a list of shopping for tomorrow, planning the next stage on the house, or asking if the lights downstairs were turned off and the back door locked.
Or is that just us?
Mr ddc
Well, I've asked if the back door is locked a few times
Is that code for whether or not thay like anal sex?
That was the implication yes."
Even when the back door has been locked, I know where the key is...
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During sex with my then girlfriend said quite abrubtly " Dave .....how long are you going to be " I said "why and I started laughing.She then said "its just I'm very tired"
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Once had a running commentary guy  i did wonder maybe he was doing a sound recording till i told him to shut the fuck up and he apologised and said he was just really nervous lol |
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"Once had a running commentary guy i did wonder maybe he was doing a sound recording till i told him to shut the fuck up and he apologised and said he was just really nervous lol"
I've got this image in my head of him shagging you and doing a commentary like the football matches, ending with him dribbling in your box and shooting |
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"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her
You need your cowboy hat avatar to go with that comment
OP: When you've been married as long as we have, sex-talk generally involves either giving a list of shopping for tomorrow, planning the next stage on the house, or asking if the lights downstairs were turned off and the back door locked.
Or is that just us?
Mr ddc
Well, I've asked if the back door is locked a few times "
Smooth
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