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By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

"I would bang the top of your cervix anyday darling"

not bad for before 11am

what's the best/worst you have heard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really some people xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lmfaoooo what a prince charming. send him my way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lmfaoooo what a prince charming. send him my way "
nope I ain't coming

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

The top of the cervix? Christ!

I shall trump him madam and enter your fallopian tubes!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

Whats a cervix ,is it that soft bit on the top of your head when born ?

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By *hi-John69Man over a year ago

chichester

""I would bang the top of your cervix anyday darling"

not bad for before 11am

what's the best/worst you have heard"

is that the potholer fixing his piton?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The top of the cervix? Christ!

I shall trump him madam and enter your fallopian tubes!!!

Ya would have ta get past the teeth first xxx

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By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

"The top of the cervix? Christ!

I shall trump him madam and enter your fallopian tubes!!!

do smurfettes have them???? Bring it on bananaboy

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"The top of the cervix? Christ!

I shall trump him madam and enter your fallopian tubes!!!

And i will raise that with a womb infiltration ...pincer movement of course

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"The top of the cervix? Christ!

I shall trump him madam and enter your fallopian tubes!!!

Ya would have ta get past the teeth first xxx

lmfao

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By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

"The top of the cervix? Christ!

I shall trump him madam and enter your fallopian tubes!!!

Ya would have ta get past the teeth first xxx

ssshhhh, sensy has been conspicuous by his absence, don't entice him back in xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mine to other guys on a night out would be.. 'have you ever fucked a fat bird? Well tonights your unlucky night!'

normally gets a giggle

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