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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"hardly any men on here it's all women 
What do you want to meet men? But you are straight?   no way just saying it's lonely being the only man in the fab village"
Are you serious have you looked at how many men are in the fab village |
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"hardly any men on here it's all women
What do you want to meet men? But you are straight? no way just saying it's lonely being the only man in the fab village
Are you serious have you looked at how many men are in the fab village "
I know it feels bad don't remind me  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"hardly any men on here it's all women
What do you want to meet men? But you are straight? no way just saying it's lonely being the only man in the fab village
Are you serious have you looked at how many men are in the fab village I know it feels bad don't remind me "
It's ok you will be ok....honestly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you reckon? I would love to if thats an invitation;-)x
Nah sorry  wounded
It's ok you will get over it "
just about its hard to take from a stunning lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic "
well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig "
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback "
I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me "
You told fired the real deal and now you tell me you are a sperm killer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
You told fired the real deal and now you tell me you are a sperm killer "
I prefer to think there asleep. Not dead. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
You told fired the real deal and now you tell me you are a sperm killer I prefer to think there asleep. Not dead. "
Murderer |
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me "
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing "
You can have the lying Bastid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
You told fired the real deal and now you tell me you are a sperm killer I prefer to think there asleep. Not dead.
Murderer "
they deserve all they get. The babymaking little bastuds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing "
and chips. Don't forget the chips |
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid "
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off... |
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing and chips. Don't forget the chips "
Just don't talk to me you barebacker you,did the chips come with anything? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing and chips. Don't forget the chips
Just don't talk to me you barebacker you,did the chips come with anything?"
yep. And I was gonna throw in some curry sauce  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5 mins ago I had a pregnant gf and a lovely lady who was gonna be my wife. Now I have nothing. Oh well I have me wine "
You can shag me if you wipe me over afterwards and pull my knickers up. |
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"5 mins ago I had a pregnant gf and a lovely lady who was gonna be my wife. Now I have nothing. Oh well I have me wine "
There are consequences to your actions Tosh,you can't just go around doing what you want and who you want and expect no consequences! What wine do you have? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off..."
Was it a tenner a night one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5 mins ago I had a pregnant gf and a lovely lady who was gonna be my wife. Now I have nothing. Oh well I have me wine
You can shag me if you wipe me over afterwards and pull my knickers up."
nice one. Deal. |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...
Was it a tenner a night one? "
I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...
Was it a tenner a night one? "
how much maintenance do you want . |
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...
Was it a tenner a night one? "
No I told him I wanted a posh b&b,although thinking about it it probably was  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would I have to take off my comfy pjs ?  yep. Off with em
What's it worth ?  way toshie is going the we will all be on one born every minute"
I'm a jaffa. ( seedless ) I can't make babies. But I still practise |
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...
Was it a tenner a night one? I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent "
A tent on my wedding night?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...
Was it a tenner a night one?
No I told him I wanted a posh b&b,although thinking about it it probably was "
excuse me. I had the honeymoon sweet at the Villa Bella booked. And crab paste sandwiches ordered to be brought to our suite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5 mins ago I had a pregnant gf and a lovely lady who was gonna be my wife. Now I have nothing. Oh well I have me wine
5 mins ago I had a hymen "
is that a song yer sing at church ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...
Was it a tenner a night one? I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent
A tent on my wedding night?! "
so we could gaze at the stars my love  |
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"Just me and Mr Magners here..so lets shag!! Has to be angry tho!
Oh I love a bit of angry sex "
Previous OP in 'Lets have an argument'' is still in full flow and usually a lovely chap! Could be right up your street!!
If you don't grab your chance now, he'll be back to being mellow tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would I have to take off my comfy pjs ? yep. Off with em
What's it worth ? way toshie is going the we will all be on one born every minute"
I'm too old for babies  |
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...
Was it a tenner a night one?
No I told him I wanted a posh b&b,although thinking about it it probably was excuse me. I had the honeymoon sweet at the Villa Bella booked. And crab paste sandwiches ordered to be brought to our suite "
Is that the Villa Bella that Maureen and Frank own,because if it is I've stayed there and it was £8.99 for a double room with shared toilet,I refuse to stay there on my wedding night!!! |
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...
Was it a tenner a night one? I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent
A tent on my wedding night?! so we could gaze at the stars my love "
Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...
Was it a tenner a night one? I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent
A tent on my wedding night?! so we could gaze at the stars my love
Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love..."
( shit now I need to get a tent ) |
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...
Was it a tenner a night one? I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent
A tent on my wedding night?! so we could gaze at the stars my love
Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love... ( shit now I need to get a tent ) "
and one I can stand up in,no blinking 2 man thing! |
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"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x
Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig
OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me
I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing
You can have the lying Bastid
No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...
Was it a tenner a night one? I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent
A tent on my wedding night?! so we could gaze at the stars my love
Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love... ( shit now I need to get a tent )
and one I can stand up in,no blinking 2 man thing!"
trust me love. You will be laid down |
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Sleeping I presume,I'd be very tired after watching you stick the 10 man tent up by yourself of course yer dirty minded minx. None of that dirty shenanigans in my new tent. ( it's only on loan till after the honeymoon )  "
I don't create any mess or squirty stuff so that wouldn't be a problem. New tent eh I was just presuming you'd nick one,this is going to be a posh honeymoon isn't it. You know how to treat bird's don't you |
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and one I can stand up in,no blinking 2 man thing! trust me love. You will be laid down
Sleeping I presume,I'd be very tired after watching you stick the 10 man tent up by yourself and if yer need a wee. No popping yer arse out the tent. Don't be showing me up 
Not into watersports then?! don't mine paddling "
No need for me to stick my arse out of the tent then,paddle away! |
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