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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm just re - visiting red dwarf (for the umpteenth time)...and it's come to Quarantine, my all time favourite episode....
"Hello, my name is Dr. Hildegard Landstrom and I am quite, quite mad."
Any dwarfers out there?
What's your favourite episode/line?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
I'm going to thrash you to within an inch of your life, and then.........I'm going to have you
Space core operatives should not attempt oral sex in zero gravity
Favourite episode is gazpacho soup
Danny John jules actually remembers me and my daughters names we have seen them at comic con so many times |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love Red Dwarf. Rimmer dressed up as a woman and saying he was king of the potatoe people was one of my favourite episodes but I can't remember the name of it? "
Quarantine
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For those that aren't aware, every series of RD is on Netflix at the moment...
A long weekend should enable you to watch them all... "
Well that's any idea of doing fit out if the window |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Waiting for god is the best episode
I love the bit when Lister realises the stasis capsule is a red dwarf garbage pod
Lister "its a smegging red dwarf garbage pod"
Holly "I know"
Lister " why didn't you tell him them"
Holly " well it's a laugh innit"
Still makes me laugh 25 years on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgive the renaming of the gun. I can't remember it...
Kryten - There are two reasons we can't use the quantum blaster sir.
One, we haven't got a quantum blaster and
Two, we haven't got a quantum blaster.
Now I know that technically they are the same reason but it was such a reason i thought it worth mentioning twice.
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"Cat: Hey, this has been a really good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something. "
"Le chat, c'est moi"
To paraphrase Louis XIV |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Better than Life......."Duane Dibley?"
Mine too, loved that episode. I really loved the books too.
The books were great! Slightly darker edge to them too, which I like. "
Agreed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgive the renaming of the gun. I can't remember it...
Kryten - There are two reasons we can't use the quantum blaster sir.
One, we haven't got a quantum blaster and
Two, we haven't got a quantum blaster.
Now I know that technically they are the same reason but it was such a reason i thought it worth mentioning twice.
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Lasers.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We ran out of cows milk ages ago .. we're down to using dog milk 
Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
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Coz no smegger will drink it plus it tastes exactly the same when it goes off as when it does fresh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Smeg head!!!!!
Or Smeeeeee Heeeeee
I may or may not have had a little groove in the kitchen on occasion, singing 'I'm gonna get you little fishy' while waiting for my fish fingers to cook  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We ran out of cows milk ages ago .. we're down to using dog milk
Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
Coz no smegger will drink it plus it tastes exactly the same when it goes off as when it does fresh "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remember people.. if your in an alternate universe where time flows backwards, do not I repeat, DO NOT have a shit in the woods!!
That episode had me in stitches |
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By *ittie4UCouple
over a year ago
Watford |
"I'm just re - visiting red dwarf (for the umpteenth time)...and it's come to Quarantine, my all time favourite episode....
"Hello, my name is Dr. Hildegard Landstrom and I am quite, quite mad."
Any dwarfers out there?
What's your favourite episode/line? "
Quarantine for me too....still trying to find the recipe for Sprout soufle. |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
"Remember people.. if your in an alternate universe where time flows backwards, do not I repeat, DO NOT have a shit in the woods!!
That episode had me in stitches "
I managed to play that episode backwards on vhs with sound , it was unbelievably funny , the language was foul , not many people will have actually got the joke of that episode , it would have been banned if anyone new what they actually said in backwards mode |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just re - visiting red dwarf (for the umpteenth time)...and it's come to Quarantine, my all time favourite episode....
"Hello, my name is Dr. Hildegard Landstrom and I am quite, quite mad."
Any dwarfers out there?
What's your favourite episode/line?
Quarantine for me too....still trying to find the recipe for Sprout soufle."
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Just brilliant
Cat going round ship say 'that's mine'
Rimmer in prison on Rimmerworld after they, overthrow him - odd feeling seeing him as a human.
Late one but Lister shagging the vending machine.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bonvoro alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!
Smeg off dog food face !
Your father was a baboons rump, and your mother spent most of her life up against walls with sailors
All from the same episode and all still make me chuckle now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bonvoro alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!
Smeg off dog food face !
Your father was a baboons rump, and your mother spent most of her life up against walls with sailors
All from the same episode and all still make me chuckle now"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So many great moments..
Vindalusians ...
Tongue tied
The alien underpants and subsequent attempted removal
Smeg heads all of ya !
Btw, Creighters lives by me and I see him a lot. Lovely guy. |
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"Kryten asking what's happened to his zoom mode when he becomes human ...
And being told that you move your head nearer the object ...
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And can't quite get the hang of the groynal attachment.
Flicking through a hoover catalogue should give no man a double exposure
Pure class |
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"Fighting the Polymorph
Rimmer: Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign.
So funny  "
The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and Their Rehabilitation into Society  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr flibble is very cross
You should not of run away
Oooooooo no we couldn't possibly do that
Who would clear up all the mess
And
Smoke me a kipper I will be back for breakfast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Umm Red Dwarf, use to record it when off on the razz, bought the entire set, and downloaded them aswell.
Dwayne Dibble, you smeeeeg heeeaaaadddd Rimmer.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Series 6 was the best.
Lister running out of the tent on his wedding night shouting, 'Change of plan.... Leggggiiiittttttt!!!!'"
This is my all time favourite quote. Cracks me up every time |
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Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? And I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters," or - and this is my personal preference - "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. |
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"Smeg head!!!!!
Or Smeeeeee Heeeeee
I may or may not have had a little groove in the kitchen on occasion, singing 'I'm gonna get you little fishy' while waiting for my fish fingers to cook "
I did that with the salmon the other day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Kryten: Mr Lister sir can't you see that your behaviour is totally irrational?
Rimmer: In which case we can relive him of duty as per Space Corp Directive 196156.
Kryten: 196156? Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial. Hmm, I'm sorry sir but that doesn't quite get to the nub of the matter for me. |
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By *andlebarMan
over a year ago
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"Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? And I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters," or - and this is my personal preference - "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S."
ROFL |
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By *andlebarMan
over a year ago
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"Series 6 was the best.
Lister running out of the tent on his wedding night shouting, 'Change of plan.... Leggggiiiittttttt!!!!'
This is my all time favourite quote. Cracks me up every time "
Being chased by ainsly harriot..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lister....are you awake?.....Lister?....LIIISSSTER!!!....are you awake??? Vindaloo for breakfast with a beer milkshake....who needs an Atkins diet with that..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Forgive the renaming of the gun. I can't remember it...
Kryten - There are two reasons we can't use the quantum blaster sir.
One, we haven't got a quantum blaster and
Two, we haven't got a quantum blaster.
Now I know that technically they are the same reason but it was such a reason i thought it worth mentioning twice.
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I believe it was a blaster cannon haha |
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"Fighting the Polymorph
Rimmer: Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign.
So funny "
The Comittee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society |
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My favourite is gunmen of the apocalypse and
my favourite line is I think this an appropriate juncture for you to give me five sir give you five? I can do better than that I can give you fifteen!
Or shut up or I'll beat you to death with the wet end |
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