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What do woman want??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have been on this site a few time and messaged woman who I find attractive and who seem to have the same interests as me and who say they want what I want from this site.
But I have never had one reply.
What do woman want mens profiles to be like so they at least get some response.
Please help
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"I have been on this site a few time and messaged woman who I find attractive and who seem to have the same interests as me and who say they want what I want from this site.
But I have never had one reply.
What do woman want mens profiles to be like so they at least get some response.
Please help
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and now comes the longest ever thread in fab history you just had tyo ask you silly silly man   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The thing is most women dont need to send a message,so they dont know how hard it is to keep comming up with "the first message"..."dont say how are you"..."dont just say hi"..."use your imagination"..i think they should try sending different imaginitive first messages every day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so first point. If your not to clever and not good at English then no reply. Well check grammar and spell next time. Thank you.
Is that both in profile and messages?? |
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"well apparently you have to be able to spell and punctuate correctly when talking to women on the internet so maybe check your spelling and grammar "
....and explain why you can't accommodate....this comes up quite often. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"well apparently you have to be able to spell and punctuate correctly when talking to women on the internet so maybe check your spelling and grammar
....and explain why you can't accommodate....this comes up quite often."
Thanks that's a great tip. Didn't think of that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone who can cook clean and iron 
Can do all of that since I was 16 years old. Should I put that down.
Yeah and must state can bake as well they love cakes ! "
Can do everything a good modern man should do. |
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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago
Near enough |
"I want chocolate, cake and a million pounds...
How do you know if you don't reply and even poor people have good sex. "
Eh?? You asked what women want, that's what this woman wants.
See, men don't flipping listen!!  |
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"I want chocolate, cake and a million pounds...
How do you know if you don't reply and even poor people have good sex.
Eh?? You asked what women want, that's what this woman wants.
See, men don't flipping listen!! "
OP get yourself down to VA with some cake your in for a winner haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want chocolate, cake and a million pounds...
How do you know if you don't reply and even poor people have good sex.
Eh?? You asked what women want, that's what this woman wants.
See, men don't flipping listen!! "
Ha ha and men like cake aswell |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
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What do woman want mens profiles to be like so they at least get some response.
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IMHO
Your profile needs to be about you. Be honest about things.
Trying to second guess for all the lovely ladies on Fab is an impossible task. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so first point. If your not to clever and not good at English then no reply. Well check grammar and spell next time. Thank you.
Is that both in profile and messages??"
so I'm led to believe yes messages profile and in person be very articulate if your lucky enough to meet ,I'm pleased I'm gay lol  |
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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago
Near enough |
"I want chocolate, cake and a million pounds...
How do you know if you don't reply and even poor people have good sex.
Eh?? You asked what women want, that's what this woman wants.
See, men don't flipping listen!!
Ha ha and men like cake aswell"
I sometimes share cake, not very often but sometimes haha |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"I want chocolate, cake and a million pounds...
How do you know if you don't reply and even poor people have good sex.
Eh?? You asked what women want, that's what this woman wants.
See, men don't flipping listen!! "
Laughing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your blood.
And at a pinch your semen.
But probably your blood.
Sprayed against a wall.
Keep at it, and don't forget the bandages."
And jaffa cakes ALL women love the orange bit in the middle it gets the all wet...ok? |
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Regardless of what they think (and we all know what happens if they try to think too hard) any woman who truely knows her place would freely admit that all she needs is a fluffy kitten or two.
I saw it on the telly, on one of those old documentaries by the inimitable Mr Cholmondley Warner.
Sadly this site doesn't permit photos of a cute kitten sleeping curled up against your body. (I had to edit that last word, just in case  )
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"Regardless of what they think (and we all know what happens if they try to think too hard) any woman who truely knows her place would freely admit that all she needs is a fluffy kitten or two.
I saw it on the telly, on one of those old documentaries by the inimitable Mr Cholmondley Warner.
Sadly this site doesn't permit photos of a cute kitten sleeping curled up against your body. (I had to edit that last word, just in case )
Mr ddc"
Someone who's just messaged me on pof has a photo of a kitten on his profile,I don't want a pic of a kitten... |
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Mr ddc
Someone who's just messaged me on pof has a photo of a kitten on his profile,I don't want a pic of a kitten..."
There, there, you're overthinking it again
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(I can see this particular joke ending in tears and possible sore nuts  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your blood.
And at a pinch your semen.
But probably your blood.
Sprayed against a wall.
Keep at it, and don't forget the bandages.
And jaffa cakes ALL women love the orange bit in the middle it gets the all wet...ok?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's no sociocultural answer unfortunately, every lady is different and every fab user has their own plan for here..
Just keep trying and remember ist only a swinging website so don't get too down.
Reality is through the window not through the screen |
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Mr ddc
Someone who's just messaged me on pof has a photo of a kitten on his profile,I don't want a pic of a kitten...
There, there, you're overthinking it again
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(I can see this particular joke ending in tears and possible sore nuts )"
Possibly,but he has one pic of him and a random pic of someone else's kitten,it's not even his for heaven's sake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing is most women dont need to send a message,so they dont know how hard it is to keep comming up with "the first message"..."dont say how are you"..."dont just say hi"..."use your imagination"..i think they should try sending different imaginitive first messages every day"
spot on mate! |
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Mr ddc
Someone who's just messaged me on pof has a photo of a kitten on his profile,I don't want a pic of a kitten...
There, there, you're overthinking it again
.
(I can see this particular joke ending in tears and possible sore nuts )
Possibly,but he has one pic of him and a random pic of someone else's kitten,it's not even his for heaven's sake! "
Maybe he saw the same documentary and is testing the theory. Have you tried swiping left for him and right for the kitten? (Or whatever it is for these things  )
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"The thing is most women dont need to send a message,so they dont know how hard it is to keep comming up with "the first message"..."dont say how are you"..."dont just say hi"..."use your imagination"..i think they should try sending different imaginitive first messages every day
spot on mate!"
Your assuming that woman don't send messages and have that problem or don't have understanding.
The problem with "how's it going" it's usually people with absolutely no info on their profile. nothing to pull you into answering.
And what are you meant to say but good or fine without unloading onto a stranger, especially as woman get asked it so many times a day.
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Mr ddc
Someone who's just messaged me on pof has a photo of a kitten on his profile,I don't want a pic of a kitten...
There, there, you're overthinking it again
.
(I can see this particular joke ending in tears and possible sore nuts )
Possibly,but he has one pic of him and a random pic of someone else's kitten,it's not even his for heaven's sake!
Maybe he saw the same documentary and is testing the theory. Have you tried swiping left for him and right for the kitten? (Or whatever it is for these things )
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You don't swipe on pof  |
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Mr ddc
Someone who's just messaged me on pof has a photo of a kitten on his profile,I don't want a pic of a kitten...
There, there, you're overthinking it again
.
(I can see this particular joke ending in tears and possible sore nuts )
Possibly,but he has one pic of him and a random pic of someone else's kitten,it's not even his for heaven's sake!
Maybe he saw the same documentary and is testing the theory. Have you tried swiping left for him and right for the kitten? (Or whatever it is for these things )
You don't swipe on pof "
Buggar
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