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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Let's try to spread the love a little.

One naughty tip per post please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always give it a sniff before committing..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When suckin balls try n get as many in your mouth as poss. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

foreplay!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Always establish expectations, desires and red lines before meeting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always give it a sniff before committing.. "

To damn right soxy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always give it a sniff before committing.. "
if you are already committed. A quick undetected wipe with femfresh

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Condoms in your wallet at socials

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When suckin balls try n get as many in your mouth as poss. xxx"

But don't chew

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if you dont like the drowned rat look... wear waterproof mascara b4 sex in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When suckin balls try n get as many in your mouth as poss. xxx

But don't chew "

Sorry ill tell granny to take her nashers out next time xxx

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By *hell and jWoman  over a year ago

Worksop

Kiss lots

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always wash your hands, dick, tongue after an Anal sesh x

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Reject the basic assumptions of civilisation - especially the importance of material possessions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do what you think you'll enjoy. If you like it - do it frequently.

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By *kgeminiMan  over a year ago

Southampton

Always give more then you get

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Satisfy the partner before yourself,that way you might get invited back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

swallow

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"swallow "

You haven't on your photos lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"swallow

You haven't on your photos lol "

I eat cum in the end.. i dont waste it hun, i just like to get messy wth it first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"swallow "

Share first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll give you a tip my Dad gave me when I brought a girl home to stay the night age 17.

He said, "Put a pillow behind the headboard son"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clean your teeth beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wear sunscreen

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By *iss AdventureWoman  over a year ago

Wonderland

It's not a trumpet, you're supposed to suck, not blow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always wash your hands after chopping up chilli's

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By *tudmcmuffinMan  over a year ago

Swindon

Always perform the 2 finger tickle

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Make sure you hide your condoms so your brother doesn't take your stash

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By *uck princess and himCouple  over a year ago

washington

Ride it like you own it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Make sure you hide your condoms so your brother doesn't take your stash "

my kids have been playing with mine, found one in the bath the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slap her ass n ride the waves xxx

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"Make sure you hide your condoms so your brother doesn't take your stash

my kids have been playing with mine, found one in the bath the other day. "

Lol also make sure you don't find mums dolphin vibrator

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Submit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Make sure you hide your condoms so your brother doesn't take your stash

my kids have been playing with mine, found one in the bath the other day.

Lol also make sure you don't find mums dolphin vibrator "

lol, hidden them all over the house. they actually come in handy for keeping the kids away from your stuff.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

For the guys: Satisfy your woman's needs before your own, if she'll let you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ladies always cum first. . ALWAYS.

If you make sure she gets to that place where her toes curl, and the sheets get knotted up in her fists, then chances are high, that she's going to bring you along with her, with that same enthusiasm.

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By *ervent_fervourMan  over a year ago

Halifax

Watch their eyes to see how they react.

Stretching exercises help n' all(hate calve/thigh cramps. As opposed to clamps).

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Paint an old Visa card with gold paint (keep your real card behind it)and invest in a Ferrari key ring

She'll be moist and gagging for it, just make sure you never get into a situation where you have to pick her up in your car.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leave the vibrator in the freezer before use

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Letting a woman rim you don't make you bi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same applies to strap on's

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By *rank n BettyCouple  over a year ago

Not meeting

Always wipe your dick on the curtains afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always wipe your dick on the curtains afterwards"

But know how to get the spunk stains off your Grandma's curtains if you've had a quirky while she was out

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple  over a year ago

nr chester

Always make sure you have tea and biscuits in, for after Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Preheat the oven..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tease before the please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Preheat the oven.."

That's the best euphemism I've heard in ages...

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong

My father told me before going abroad for the first time aged 15, " No means the same in any language"!

Still came home with a 20 year old Italian stallion in tow - true story xx

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By *ervent_fervourMan  over a year ago

Halifax


"Preheat the oven..

That's the best euphemism I've heard in ages... "

But beware of gas leaks.

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By *rnMrs2017Couple  over a year ago

County Durham


"Clean your teeth beforehand.

"

Actually this is almost advised against if you're going to be giving oral sex. Brushing your teeth can cause microscopic breaks in your gums which can allow viruses into your blood stream so you're more prone to STIs

Chew gum if you're worried about fresh breath

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Always practice safe sex, never disclose your phone number

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Ladies always cum first. . ALWAYS.

If you make sure she gets to that place where her toes curl, and the sheets get knotted up in her fists, then chances are high, that she's going to bring you along with her, with that same enthusiasm. "

What if she ain't no Laydee?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

COCONUT OIL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh and don't just go in for the kill, this may surprise some folk; but the whole body of a woman is an erogenous zone...

L x x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Preheat the oven..

That's the best euphemism I've heard in ages...

But beware of gas leaks."

Gas leaks

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By *negentMan  over a year ago

kirkby

Ensure youve wiped your arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never go in hard on the clit straight off! Gently does it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pissing up an ass hole is harder than it seems. (Can also cause psychological distress)

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By *negentMan  over a year ago

kirkby

No stuffing an alligator up your or anyone elses bagpipe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clean your teeth beforehand.

"

I wash my hands after brushing my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never put your cock where you wouldn't put your finger.

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By *Carver-Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"COCONUT OIL!!! "

Agreed. But NEVER use coconut oil as lube if you're using condoms as it dissolves the latex.

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By *Carver-Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Clean your teeth beforehand.

Actually this is almost advised against if you're going to be giving oral sex. Brushing your teeth can cause microscopic breaks in your gums which can allow viruses into your blood stream so you're more prone to STIs

Chew gum if you're worried about fresh breath"

This is really helpful, thanks!

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By *negentMan  over a year ago

kirkby

Wear a spacesuit and have a spliff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't grate your teeth on it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll give you my tip.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't prep chillies before the deed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never go in hard on the clit straight off! Gently does it "

Now go. Tell all mankind.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never go in hard on the clit straight off! Gently does it

Now go. Tell all mankind. "

Haha, I've got good feedback several times. Apparently a lot of people attack the clit like it's just arroused instantly. This can be uncomfortable and ruins the chance of the ultimate orgasm

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston

Dont eat yellow snow.

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston

Dont fart while being given a blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pineapple does sweeten the taste of sperm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For anal make sure you ram it in hard and fast as possible at first.

Girls love it so much they have an instant screaming orgasm so strong they nearly throw you off with the convulsions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got no lube, how about the jelly from a pork pie

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By *irty builderMan  over a year ago

pontefract


"foreplay!"

And plenty of lube hehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Foreplay does not mean spitting on your fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Foreplay does not mean spitting on your fingers. "

Hey you how's it going ^_^

(Thx118)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

caress it - stroke it - kiss it -

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Be proactive in pleasing your partner.

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

Avoid vegans - they don't swallow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never call her by someone else's name..

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By *cd and scruffCouple  over a year ago

Rochester

Wohooo, i am going to be a sex god by the end of this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never go in hard on the clit straight off! Gently does it "

THIS.

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