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Nocturnal roll call.

By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

Evening lovelies. Who's doing what Tonight?

Are you lurking, perving, flirting, chatting, chilling, working or something else? Come in and say hi whatever you're up to.

Kettle's on xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trying to sleep and failing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drawing myself in the style of Rose from Titanic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening, just having a cuppa and crumpet before bed for me. Friday tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clock watching, same ole, same ole!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I hear the kettles on?

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

Tea on

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Trying to sleep and failing.

Awww no. I hope you sleep soon x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening, just having a cuppa and crumpet before bed for me. Friday tomorrow

Crumpet

. What's your topping ?

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Evening lovelies. Who's doing what Tonight?

Are you lurking, perving, flirting, chatting, chilling, working or something else? Come in and say hi whatever you're up to.

Kettle's on xx"

hi watching horror film on tv and few glasses of wine, last time any drink for me until week friday due to work

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Drawing myself in the style of Rose from Titanic"

Very errr artistic! Xx

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Just mooching on the forums before my sleep in a few mins.

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Evening, just having a cuppa and crumpet before bed for me. Friday tomorrow

Wish I had a bit of crumpet in my bed x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea on

That and about to play some strategy game, tea is a great stimuli, my victory shall be inevitable!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drawing myself in the style of Rose from Titanic

Very errr artistic! Xx"

I will draw me like one of my French girls.

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Clock watching, same ole, same ole!"

Don't clock watch, look at the boobs!!!

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By *requent_FerryersCouple over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth (by river)

Trying to get over this cold!!

Polly on the other hand is revelling in the supporters who have rallied around her after being insulted (again) by a woman she said "No Thanks" to!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening, just having a cuppa and crumpet before bed for me. Friday tomorrow

Crumpet

. What's your topping ? "

Loads of butter and a thin scraping of Nutella as that's all that was left.

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Did I hear the kettles on?"

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Tea on

Evening x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Evening lovelies. Who's doing what Tonight?

Are you lurking, perving, flirting, chatting, chilling, working or something else? Come in and say hi whatever you're up to.

Kettle's on xx

hi watching horror film on tv and few glasses of wine, last time any drink for me until week friday due to work

Evening xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x"

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Just mooching on the forums before my sleep in a few mins."

Howdy x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?"

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Drawing myself in the style of Rose from Titanic

Very errr artistic! Xx

I will draw me like one of my French girls."

Oui monsieur x

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By *aughty bunny booCouple over a year ago

northampton

Lurking with a glass of wine. Bit bored tonight

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Trying to get over this cold!!

Polly on the other hand is revelling in the supporters who have rallied around her after being insulted (again) by a woman she said "No Thanks" to!

Honey and lemon helps colds.

That sucks. It just shows how shallow that person is and how mean.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening lovelies. Who's doing what Tonight?

Are you lurking, perving, flirting, chatting, chilling, working or something else? Come in and say hi whatever you're up to.

Kettle's on xx"
hi I'm just flirting tonight xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Lurking with a glass of wine. Bit bored tonight

Evening pull up a chair. It gets entertaining in here sometimes x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x"

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In bed ..and perving and also chatting

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Evening lovelies. Who's doing what Tonight?

Are you lurking, perving, flirting, chatting, chilling, working or something else? Come in and say hi whatever you're up to.

Kettle's on xxhi I'm just flirting tonight xx

Evening xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"In bed ..and perving and also chatting

Evening x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In bed ..and perving and also chatting

Evening x"

Evening to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x"

Then you are clearly a proper human being.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

Watching catfish, perving on fab and eating tiramisu

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

Then you are clearly a proper human being."

I'm definitely human, not sure how 'normal' I am though lol? I don't generally get described as being average x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Watching catfish, perving on fab and eating tiramisu "

Evening. Boozy tiramisu??

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

"Watching catfish, perving on fab and eating tiramisu

Evening. Boozy tiramisu?? "

*hic* no

evening stretchygirl x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perving and my don't I have a fine bunch of fabbers to perv on

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Watching catfish, perving on fab and eating tiramisu

Evening. Boozy tiramisu??

*hic* no

evening stretchygirl x"

Evening. I saw your rant earlier. I hope you have a speedy recovery from your knee surgery, when you have it that is x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

Then you are clearly a proper human being.

I'm definitely human, not sure how 'normal' I am though lol? I don't generally get described as being average x"

I never said normal, normal bores me, normal doesn't hold my interest. Proper, is what I said. Proper depends on the perspective, and my general perspective is odd

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Perving and my don't I have a fine bunch of fabbers to perv on

Evening big bear xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

Then you are clearly a proper human being.

I'm definitely human, not sure how 'normal' I am though lol? I don't generally get described as being average x

I never said normal, normal bores me, normal doesn't hold my interest. Proper, is what I said. Proper depends on the perspective, and my general perspective is odd

I like unusual perspectives.

Anyway on to the important stuff..... What's your favourite cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just finished watching Mock the Week; now the inevitable lurking and perving while I put off going to bed as usual. And wondering if I should get a harp...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perving and my don't I have a fine bunch of fabbers to perv on

Evening big bear xx"

Evening yourself there stretchygirl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

Then you are clearly a proper human being.

I'm definitely human, not sure how 'normal' I am though lol? I don't generally get described as being average x

I never said normal, normal bores me, normal doesn't hold my interest. Proper, is what I said. Proper depends on the perspective, and my general perspective is odd

I like unusual perspectives.

Anyway on to the important stuff..... What's your favourite cake?

A tough one, lemon drizzle is always a delight, as is any chocolate cake. But I have a real soft spot for Black Forest Gateaux. What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

Then you are clearly a proper human being.

I'm definitely human, not sure how 'normal' I am though lol? I don't generally get described as being average x

I never said normal, normal bores me, normal doesn't hold my interest. Proper, is what I said. Proper depends on the perspective, and my general perspective is odd

Sorry to jump in but I do love odd perspectives too

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Just finished watching Mock the Week; now the inevitable lurking and perving while I put off going to bed as usual. And wondering if I should get a harp..."

I love that episode x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

Then you are clearly a proper human being.

I'm definitely human, not sure how 'normal' I am though lol? I don't generally get described as being average x

I never said normal, normal bores me, normal doesn't hold my interest. Proper, is what I said. Proper depends on the perspective, and my general perspective is odd

I like unusual perspectives.

Anyway on to the important stuff..... What's your favourite cake?

A tough one, lemon drizzle is always a delight, as is any chocolate cake. But I have a real soft spot for Black Forest Gateaux. What's yours? "

Mojito flavoured cupcakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all I've been doing those jobs around the house that I've been putting off.

Now for a sit down and chill out while having a perv.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs is at an awards evening, if they don't win, I'll be heading in to the city to pick her up, if they win, I can go to bed as she's gunna be staying out to celebrate.

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Evening all I've been doing those jobs around the house that I've been putting off.

Now for a sit down and chill out while having a perv. "

Evening how are you? X

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Mrs is at an awards evening, if they don't win, I'll be heading in to the city to pick her up, if they win, I can go to bed as she's gunna be staying out to celebrate."

Starfish!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

Then you are clearly a proper human being.

I'm definitely human, not sure how 'normal' I am though lol? I don't generally get described as being average x

I never said normal, normal bores me, normal doesn't hold my interest. Proper, is what I said. Proper depends on the perspective, and my general perspective is odd

I like unusual perspectives.

Anyway on to the important stuff..... What's your favourite cake?

A tough one, lemon drizzle is always a delight, as is any chocolate cake. But I have a real soft spot for Black Forest Gateaux. What's yours?

Mojito flavoured cupcakes

Never had one of those. New life goal attained.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs is at an awards evening, if they don't win, I'll be heading in to the city to pick her up, if they win, I can go to bed as she's gunna be staying out to celebrate.

Starfish!!!!!!!"

I can't do that, she does when I'm not there, but I still find myself hanging on the edge of the bed even though the whole bed is there to fill.

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

Then you are clearly a proper human being.

I'm definitely human, not sure how 'normal' I am though lol? I don't generally get described as being average x

I never said normal, normal bores me, normal doesn't hold my interest. Proper, is what I said. Proper depends on the perspective, and my general perspective is odd

I like unusual perspectives.

Anyway on to the important stuff..... What's your favourite cake?

A tough one, lemon drizzle is always a delight, as is any chocolate cake. But I have a real soft spot for Black Forest Gateaux. What's yours?

Mojito flavoured cupcakes

Never had one of those. New life goal attained."

My speciality. We have a cake club at work and take it in turns to bake for each other.

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Mrs is at an awards evening, if they don't win, I'll be heading in to the city to pick her up, if they win, I can go to bed as she's gunna be staying out to celebrate.

Starfish!!!!!!!

I can't do that, she does when I'm not there, but I still find myself hanging on the edge of the bed even though the whole bed is there to fill."

That's not good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

Then you are clearly a proper human being.

I'm definitely human, not sure how 'normal' I am though lol? I don't generally get described as being average x

I never said normal, normal bores me, normal doesn't hold my interest. Proper, is what I said. Proper depends on the perspective, and my general perspective is odd

I like unusual perspectives.

Anyway on to the important stuff..... What's your favourite cake?

A tough one, lemon drizzle is always a delight, as is any chocolate cake. But I have a real soft spot for Black Forest Gateaux. What's yours?

Mojito flavoured cupcakes

Never had one of those. New life goal attained.

My speciality. We have a cake club at work and take it in turns to bake for each other."

Don't suppose you want to come and work at my place?

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

Then you are clearly a proper human being.

I'm definitely human, not sure how 'normal' I am though lol? I don't generally get described as being average x

I never said normal, normal bores me, normal doesn't hold my interest. Proper, is what I said. Proper depends on the perspective, and my general perspective is odd

I like unusual perspectives.

Anyway on to the important stuff..... What's your favourite cake?

A tough one, lemon drizzle is always a delight, as is any chocolate cake. But I have a real soft spot for Black Forest Gateaux. What's yours?

Mojito flavoured cupcakes

Never had one of those. New life goal attained.

My speciality. We have a cake club at work and take it in turns to bake for each other.

Don't suppose you want to come and work at my place? "

What kind of job?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening all, Hope your all well.

I'm just chilling and browsing the fab forums. Counting down to the weekend. xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Off work till Sunday night so driven down to the east coast to see my daughter. Been out for a lovely meal by the beach and hit the 2p machines. Good start to my long weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening just finished watching peaky blinders now having a brew and a perv living the dream x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

Then you are clearly a proper human being.

I'm definitely human, not sure how 'normal' I am though lol? I don't generally get described as being average x

I never said normal, normal bores me, normal doesn't hold my interest. Proper, is what I said. Proper depends on the perspective, and my general perspective is odd

I like unusual perspectives.

Anyway on to the important stuff..... What's your favourite cake?

A tough one, lemon drizzle is always a delight, as is any chocolate cake. But I have a real soft spot for Black Forest Gateaux. What's yours?

Mojito flavoured cupcakes

Never had one of those. New life goal attained.

My speciality. We have a cake club at work and take it in turns to bake for each other.

Don't suppose you want to come and work at my place?

What kind of job?"

You can just be the cake Baker.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening ms stretchy tucked in bed with 2 kittys snoring xxx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Good evening all, Hope your all well.

I'm just chilling and browsing the fab forums. Counting down to the weekend. xx"

Evening x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Good evening just finished watching peaky blinders now having a brew and a perv living the dream x

Evening x

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By *anaduABCMan over a year ago

Dublin

Finishing a bottle of wine from last night

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Did I hear the kettles on?

Yup, it's for the pre bed Horlicks x

Can I have tea? Then can someone come stroke my hair please?

How do you take your tea? I'll stroke your hair but only if you do the same to mine x

Milk, two sugars please. And of course I'll stroke your hair.

I have my tea like that too x

Then you are clearly a proper human being.

I'm definitely human, not sure how 'normal' I am though lol? I don't generally get described as being average x

I never said normal, normal bores me, normal doesn't hold my interest. Proper, is what I said. Proper depends on the perspective, and my general perspective is odd

I like unusual perspectives.

Anyway on to the important stuff..... What's your favourite cake?

A tough one, lemon drizzle is always a delight, as is any chocolate cake. But I have a real soft spot for Black Forest Gateaux. What's yours?

Mojito flavoured cupcakes

Never had one of those. New life goal attained.

My speciality. We have a cake club at work and take it in turns to bake for each other.

Don't suppose you want to come and work at my place?

What kind of job?

You can just be the cake Baker. "

Cool x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening just finished watching peaky blinders now having a brew and a perv living the dream x

Evening x"
how's your day been? X

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"evening ms stretchy tucked in bed with 2 kittys snoring xxx"

Evening lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clock watching, same ole, same ole!

Don't clock watch, look at the boobs!!! "

Later, i'm actually doing some work tonight... damn those inconsiderate french people lol

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Finishing a bottle of wine from last night"

Nice

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Good evening just finished watching peaky blinders now having a brew and a perv living the dream x

Evening x how's your day been? X"

Not bad thanks yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Finishing a bottle of wine from last night

Nice"

Question is how much was left from last night??

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Off work till Sunday night so driven down to the east coast to see my daughter. Been out for a lovely meal by the beach and hit the 2p machines. Good start to my long weekend

Awesome. Have fun xx

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Hi

Evening x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening just finished watching peaky blinders now having a brew and a perv living the dream x

Evening x how's your day been? X

Not bad thanks yours? "

A little boring but I had fab to keep me company haha x

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By *anaduABCMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Finishing a bottle of wine from last night

Nice

Question is how much was left from last night??

Lol half a bottle

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hi

Evening x"

Evening stretchy x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Good evening just finished watching peaky blinders now having a brew and a perv living the dream x

Evening x how's your day been? X

Not bad thanks yours?

A little boring but I had fab to keep me company haha x

Fab can be good for that x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Finishing a bottle of wine from last night

Nice

Question is how much was left from last night??

Lol half a bottle"

Tasty treat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Finishing a bottle of wine from last night

Nice

Question is how much was left from last night??

Lol half a bottle"

Equal portions.... Friday night could be a problem though

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Finishing a bottle of wine from last night

Nice

Question is how much was left from last night??

Lol half a bottle

Equal portions.... Friday night could be a problem though

Nah just get another one for tomorrow lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Night night all xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening all, have had no sleep for about 36 hrs, so am unlikely to last the distance tonight

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Night night all xx"

Night night lovely. Filthy dreams xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Evening all, have had no sleep for about 36 hrs, so am unlikely to last the distance tonight

Evening dude x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all I've been doing those jobs around the house that I've been putting off.

Now for a sit down and chill out while having a perv.

Evening how are you? X"

Blooming knackered now, how the devil are you this evening? X

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Hello all

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening all, have had no sleep for about 36 hrs, so am unlikely to last the distance tonight

Evening dude x"

Evening Stretchy, have been pm'ing a friend and now ma text buddy has started. There's no rest for the wicked

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hello all

Evening Miss S

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dozed off under the duvet on the sofa. Now too comfy to move.

Must go back up to bed.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

well still here lol. but better go to bed now, have to be up at 7am

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Dozed off under the duvet on the sofa. Now too comfy to move.

Must go back up to bed. "

Can I come too

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello all

Evening Miss S

Hello to you too

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Finishing a bottle of wine from last night

Nice

Question is how much was left from last night??

Lol half a bottle

Equal portions.... Friday night could be a problem though

Nah just get another one for tomorrow lol"

That's what they call being proactive lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work done (fingers crossed) Boobs time

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Evening all I've been doing those jobs around the house that I've been putting off.

Now for a sit down and chill out while having a perv.

Evening how are you? X

Blooming knackered now, how the devil are you this evening? X "

I'm pretty good thanks. Keep getting distracted by pool games on my phone though x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Dozed off under the duvet on the sofa. Now too comfy to move.

Must go back up to bed. "

It's probably warmer and better for your back x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Hello all

Evening Miss S

Hello to you too

Evening lovely x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Work done (fingers crossed) Boobs time

That deserves a celebration xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dozed off under the duvet on the sofa. Now too comfy to move.

Must go back up to bed.

It's probably warmer and better for your back x"

Duvet and Ms Heels back where they belong in beddibyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy tea and crumpets

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Dozed off under the duvet on the sofa. Now too comfy to move.

Must go back up to bed.

It's probably warmer and better for your back x

Duvet and Ms Heels back where they belong in beddibyes"

Are you say good night Ms Heels or chatting some more?

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"I fancy tea and crumpets

I want booze

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you seen Ms Heels boobs, dear god! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy tea and crumpets

I want booze"

Great booze up!

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Have you seen Ms Heels boobs, dear god! Lol

What's with the face? Ms Heels has a cracking pair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a omg face, well it is to me and yes she has... twas a compliment of the highest order

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"It's a omg face, well it is to me and yes she has... twas a compliment of the highest order

I'm not sure I would use it for Omg. It's more uncertain than that lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

better?

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads"

Evening. What do you have planned then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads"

Where are you going? Btw happy Friday

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By *overbullMan over a year ago

Manchester / Salford

Sleep is overrated anyway...

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Sleep is overrated anyway...

So they say

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

better? "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Final all nighter before final masters hand in tomorrow afternoon whoop whoop

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

I'm drinking, working and procrastinating.

Though not necessarily in that order...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

better?

Definitely "

Dribbles but not to much lol

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Final all nighter before final masters hand in tomorrow afternoon whoop whoop

Pub afterwards? What's the masters in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?"

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"I'm drinking, working and procrastinating.

Though not necessarily in that order..."

The order doesn't matter

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads"

That sounds lovely. If the caravan's rocking, please get knocking. The more the merrier after all lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads"

Fingers crossed the rain gods smile upon you.. have a pot of prawns and a cockle or 3 lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

That sounds lovely. If the caravan's rocking, please get knocking. The more the merrier after all lol

Nope just us two Ali is all I need! Apparently it's rock n roll weekend in the park so could be interesting!

-Ads

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

That sounds lovely. If the caravan's rocking, please get knocking. The more the merrier after all lol

Nope just us two Ali is all I need! Apparently it's rock n roll weekend in the park so could be interesting!

-Ads"

That's so sweet I'm going to have to

. In all seriousness though I was just kidding. Caravan is a bit small for more than mmff any way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Final all nighter before final masters hand in tomorrow afternoon whoop whoop

Pub afterwards? What's the masters in?"

Engineering. Pub is happening absolutely. Maybe even go to a club with the misses Saturday night

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

Fingers crossed the rain gods smile upon you.. have a pot of prawns and a cockle or 3 lol"

I think they'll be too busy to care about the rain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

Fingers crossed the rain gods smile upon you.. have a pot of prawns and a cockle or 3 lol

I think they'll be too busy to care about the rain

Oh, you mean they might have sexual relations?

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Final all nighter before final masters hand in tomorrow afternoon whoop whoop

Pub afterwards? What's the masters in?

Engineering. Pub is happening absolutely. Maybe even go to a club with the misses Saturday night

Oooh. Check you out, pushing that metaphorical boat out, and being adventurous. Have you been to clubs before?

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

Fingers crossed the rain gods smile upon you.. have a pot of prawns and a cockle or 3 lol

I think they'll be too busy to care about the rain

Oh, you mean they might have sexual relations?

I think that's highly likely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

Fingers crossed the rain gods smile upon you.. have a pot of prawns and a cockle or 3 lol

I think they'll be too busy to care about the rain

Oh, you mean they might have sexual relations?

I think that's highly likely

Then they can create there own damp patches

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

Fingers crossed the rain gods smile upon you.. have a pot of prawns and a cockle or 3 lol

I think they'll be too busy to care about the rain

Oh, you mean they might have sexual relations?

I think that's highly likely

Then they can create there own damp patches

Yep they can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

Fingers crossed the rain gods smile upon you.. have a pot of prawns and a cockle or 3 lol

I think they'll be too busy to care about the rain

Oh, you mean they might have sexual relations?

There's a distinct possibility! I haven't cum since Sunday night so I'm about ready to burst!

But we do want to get out and enjoy the scenery at some point

-Ads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

Fingers crossed the rain gods smile upon you.. have a pot of prawns and a cockle or 3 lol

I think they'll be too busy to care about the rain

Oh, you mean they might have sexual relations?

There's a distinct possibility! I haven't cum since Sunday night so I'm about ready to burst!

But we do want to get out and enjoy the scenery at some point

-Ads"

That's what they created windows for.. just look out, it's all rather easy lol

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 01:33:09]

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

Fingers crossed the rain gods smile upon you.. have a pot of prawns and a cockle or 3 lol

I think they'll be too busy to care about the rain

Oh, you mean they might have sexual relations?

There's a distinct possibility! I haven't cum since Sunday night so I'm about ready to burst!

But we do want to get out and enjoy the scenery at some point

-Ads"

If you can look around Dedham vale, it's an area of outstanding natural beauty and I hear it's amazing xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 01:33:09]"

Evening x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waiting for columbias finest to wear thin

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

"The order doesn't matter

The more I drink, the less it matters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

Fingers crossed the rain gods smile upon you.. have a pot of prawns and a cockle or 3 lol

I think they'll be too busy to care about the rain

Oh, you mean they might have sexual relations?

I think that's highly likely

Then they can create there own damp patches

Yep they can"

Ads said no one should go in with a black light after we've gone...god knows what he has planned for me!!

G x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

Fingers crossed the rain gods smile upon you.. have a pot of prawns and a cockle or 3 lol

I think they'll be too busy to care about the rain

Oh, you mean they might have sexual relations?

I think that's highly likely

Then they can create there own damp patches

Yep they can

Ads said no one should go in with a black light after we've gone...god knows what he has planned for me!!

G x"

Whatever it is, it going to be messy.... There are worst ways to spend a weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi to all i am pretty new to this site by about two wks new,(yes i can hear ppl say ahh such a nice thing as to have fresh meat in for once ....lol), i am in Glasgow way up in Scotland....

I am slowly but surely finding my feet here in and around this site, I'm recently separated i am straight also, i haven't done much in the way of my profile either i do have face pics on there set to private in case the ex is a bunny boiler lol.....

I also want to say, that as i browsed through the boards chat room thing, i came across a lady under the name "_educed", your profile is fantastic and you got a great soh, hope you find and meet more great ppl through here

....

And yes thats me done for now ..... G

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Waiting for columbias finest to wear thin "

Yeah that coffee is strong!!

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"We've just woken up and feel like we've just had a full nights sleep so now can't go back asleep. I think we might be a little excited for our weekend break!!!

-Ads

Evening. What do you have planned then?

A weekend away in a caravan in clacton just the idea of not being stuck in 1 room all weekend and lots of other surfaces to use instead of just a bed!

-Ads

Fingers crossed the rain gods smile upon you.. have a pot of prawns and a cockle or 3 lol

I think they'll be too busy to care about the rain

Oh, you mean they might have sexual relations?

I think that's highly likely

Then they can create there own damp patches

Yep they can

Ads said no one should go in with a black light after we've gone...god knows what he has planned for me!!

G x"

I'm sure we can all guess sweets x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dam immigrants outside off morrisons haha

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By *asonnosaMMan over a year ago

Grantham

I need some nets having the windows open when it's warm so.many bugs invade

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"I need some nets having the windows open when it's warm so.many bugs invade

Malaria nets are cheap so get them

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"I need some nets having the windows open when it's warm so.many bugs invade

Malaria nets are cheap so get them"

Citronella oil helps too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need some nets having the windows open when it's warm so.many bugs invade

Malaria nets are cheap so get them

Citronella oil helps too"

Or you could buy an air conditioning unit and just close the window...

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

Why do my favourite characters get shot in csi?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Look what the cat dragged in

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Look what the cat dragged in

They do have a habit of bringing nasty things in

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo yo yo bum rush the nocturnal thread.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Look what the cat dragged in

They do have a habit of bringing nasty things in

How are you? "

Good.

Been out fucking random straight guys.

Anything happen while I was gone?

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Yo yo yo bum rush the nocturnal thread."

Sup mofo?

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Look what the cat dragged in

They do have a habit of bringing nasty things in

How are you?

Good.

Been out fucking random straight guys.

Anything happen while I was gone?"

I dunno. I was too busy watching csi miami characters get shot to notice.

I wish I could say the same as you though lol

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By *asonnosaMMan over a year ago

Grantham

"I need some nets having the windows open when it's warm so.many bugs invade

Malaria nets are cheap so get them

Citronella oil helps too

Or you could buy an air conditioning unit and just close the window..."
too noisy and not of the nice kind

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Look what the cat dragged in

They do have a habit of bringing nasty things in

How are you?

Good.

Been out fucking random straight guys.

Anything happen while I was gone?

I dunno. I was too busy watching csi miami characters get shot to notice.

I wish I could say the same as you though lol

Someone's gotta put guys in touch with the erotic possibilities of their arseholes.

Service with a smile.

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Helloooo

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"I need some nets having the windows open when it's warm so.many bugs invade

Malaria nets are cheap so get them

Citronella oil helps too

Or you could buy an air conditioning unit and just close the window... too noisy and not of the nice kind

My suggestions are noise free

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Look what the cat dragged in

They do have a habit of bringing nasty things in

How are you?

Good.

Been out fucking random straight guys.

Anything happen while I was gone?

I dunno. I was too busy watching csi miami characters get shot to notice.

I wish I could say the same as you though lol

Someone's gotta put guys in touch with the erotic possibilities of their arseholes.

Service with a smile.

I'm sure it's your pleasure

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Helloooo "

Hello lovely x

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Look what the cat dragged in

They do have a habit of bringing nasty things in

How are you?

Good.

Been out fucking random straight guys.

Anything happen while I was gone?

I dunno. I was too busy watching csi miami characters get shot to notice.

I wish I could say the same as you though lol

Someone's gotta put guys in touch with the erotic possibilities of their arseholes.

Service with a smile.

I'm sure it's your pleasure

I'm all heart, me

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Helloooo

Hello lovely x"

Its noisy in here tonight

How you all doing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yo yo yo bum rush the nocturnal thread.

Sup mofo? "

It's all gravy granules. What's going on in your hood?

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Yo yo yo bum rush the nocturnal thread.

Sup mofo?

It's all gravy granules. What's going on in your hood?"

My csi crushes have had caps bust in their asses.

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Helloooo

Hello lovely x

Its noisy in here tonight

How you all doing?"

Yeah it's that bloody Joe. I'm good thanks you? X

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman over a year ago

Dartford

"Look what the cat dragged in

They do have a habit of bringing nasty things in

How are you?

Good.

Been out fucking random straight guys.

Anything happen while I was gone?

I dunno. I was too busy watching csi miami characters get shot to notice.

I wish I could say the same as you though lol

Someone's gotta put guys in touch with the erotic possibilities of their arseholes.

Service with a smile.

I'm sure it's your pleasure

I'm all heart, me "

Such a nice guy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yo yo yo bum rush the nocturnal thread.

Sup mofo?

It's all gravy granules. What's going on in your hood?

My csi crushes have had caps bust in their asses. "

Oh fippin' heck.

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