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By *arambar OP Man
over a year ago
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There was an old farmer who lived on a rock.
He sat in the meadow just shaking his...
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick.
Their feet in the water their hands on their...
Marbles and playthings and at half past four.
There came a young lady she looked like a...
Pretty young creature she sat on the grass.
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her...
Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck.
She said she was learning a new way to...
Bring up her children so they would not spit.
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling...
Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt.
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...
Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizeable...
Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely she'd show him her...
Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...
Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his...
Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her...
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'm no expert but isn't that a rhyme ??
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i see what your saying and i'm no expert either,but having pondered your question,i was wondering if may be it was a limerick and being bored and having nothing to do i checked with oxford english dictionary
The meanings are as follows:
Rhyme-Words which rhyme have the same last sound.
Limerick-a humorous poem with five lines.
Poem-a piece of writing in which the words are arranged in separate lines, often ending in rhyme, and are chosen for their sound and for the images and ideas they suggest.
Taking all this into account,i would say it is indeed a poem.
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"i'm no expert but isn't that a rhyme ??
i see what your saying and i'm no expert either,but having pondered your question,i was wondering if may be it was a limerick and being bored and having nothing to do i checked with oxford english dictionary
The meanings are as follows:
Rhyme-Words which rhyme have the same last sound.
Limerick-a humorous poem with five lines.
Poem-a piece of writing in which the words are arranged in separate lines, often ending in rhyme, and are chosen for their sound and for the images and ideas they suggest.
Taking all this into account,i would say it is indeed a poem.
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bloody hell
you do have to much time on your hands
call me a perv but if that was me id be to busy wanking over some of the profiles on here than be researching them stats
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