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Cleaning spunk from Grandma's Curtains
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey Peeps...
With what started off as a passion filled sex session round my partners grandmas house whilst the OAP was out buying cake cases, turned into a disaster.
Regretfully and what I can only claim as poor planning and ill timing my partners grandma pulled up on the driveway. Indeed feeling a sense of relief that my cannon had already exploded before noticing the old dear pulled up. I couldn't help but feel an immediate sense of panic, not to mention a surprise that there was no queue at asda...
So with what I can only refer to as not my smartest decision in life, I hastily lifted myself up from grannies couch with my dripping tap and wiped the old boy on her dark blue linen curtains.
Needless to say my partner was unawares of my hasty clean up job and gleefully looked back at me hyped with the rush and excitement of our steamy porking.
However a day has passed and to my horror the infamous jizz stain has reared its ugly head on grannies right curtain like a chalk mark on a black board.
How do I remove the guilty stain without Granny knowing? Any suggestions? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Semen Stain Removal from Curtains
Solution 1:
1. Create a paste from baking soda and water.
2. Apply paste to the spot on the curtain and scrub with a brush. Once the spot is loosened, use cold water and a towel to wipe it up.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until stain is gone.
4. Vacuum.
5. Sprinkle baking soda over the spot and let sit for 1 hour. This will eliminate the odor and absorb the rest of the moisture from the curtain.
Solution 2:
1. Scrape off the hard stuff with a dull knife.
2. Blot the area with cold water and a paper towel. Since semen is a protein, avoid hot water, as it will set the stain.
3. Create a dishwasher detergent and cold water mix and blot.
4. Blot with cold water and paper towel.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Semen Stain Removal from Curtains
Solution 1:
1. Create a paste from baking soda and water.
2. Apply paste to the spot on the curtain and scrub with a brush. Once the spot is loosened, use cold water and a towel to wipe it up.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until stain is gone.
4. Vacuum.
5. Sprinkle baking soda over the spot and let sit for 1 hour. This will eliminate the odor and absorb the rest of the moisture from the curtain.
Solution 2:
1. Scrape off the hard stuff with a dull knife.
2. Blot the area with cold water and a paper towel. Since semen is a protein, avoid hot water, as it will set the stain.
3. Create a dishwasher detergent and cold water mix and blot.
4. Blot with cold water and paper towel.
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Courtesy of the domesticated god-ess  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Semen Stain Removal from Curtains
Solution 1:
1. Create a paste from baking soda and water.
2. Apply paste to the spot on the curtain and scrub with a brush. Once the spot is loosened, use cold water and a towel to wipe it up.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until stain is gone.
4. Vacuum.
5. Sprinkle baking soda over the spot and let sit for 1 hour. This will eliminate the odor and absorb the rest of the moisture from the curtain.
Solution 2:
1. Scrape off the hard stuff with a dull knife.
2. Blot the area with cold water and a paper towel. Since semen is a protein, avoid hot water, as it will set the stain.
3. Create a dishwasher detergent and cold water mix and blot.
4. Blot with cold water and paper towel.
Courtesy of the domesticated god-ess "
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