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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
Saturday night in the pub. A rather d*unken pal chatting (very loudly) about just how much he likes Doing Anal with his new Girlfriend oblivious to the fact that his mum and dad have just walked in thru the door just behind him.... Red faces all round. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A mates story of a past conquest, took a girl out for a Chinese meal with a few drinks after then went back to hers. The food had give him a dicky tummy but when the offer to go to her bedroom was there, he accepted and got his game face on. He was on the job but was clenching up as the food was repeating on him, the split second of relaxation after he had cum, he shit the bed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was at gym today (newbie gym member)
Was this really big, buff muscle bound bloke stood watching himself in the mirror with some faily impressive weights. Was having a good goggle...as you do, then he squatted down and let out the biggest and loudest fart I have ever heard!!! His face was a picture of mortification.
I laughed so much, missed the pedal on the exercise bike, fell forward and split my lip!
Ahhh, but it was worth it. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was at gym today (newbie gym member)
Was this really big, buff muscle bound bloke stood watching himself in the mirror with some faily impressive weights. Was having a good goggle...as you do, then he squatted down and let out the biggest and loudest fart I have ever heard!!! His face was a picture of mortification.
I laughed so much, missed the pedal on the exercise bike, fell forward and split my lip!
Ahhh, but it was worth it.
x"
Funniest thing I've read on the forums in a long time |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
I was sat in the office today talking with my boss , she asked me to call the fitter and ask if he could do some jobs for us , so I called and he answered . " sorry did I wake you up " I enquired , the fitter responded with , " yes you did actually , I was just in the middle of a really good wet dream about Jackie ( the boss ) " .
Unfortunately my phone was on loudspeaker ...... Oops ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A driver parking in the middle of two spaces then revving the car so high we both looked in amazement. It was a Micra but I think she thought it was a Ferrari. After all the faffing going in and out of the two spaces she then decided she couldn't do it, pulled out and drove off. |
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