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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Can I bring ma chimpanzee 
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace 
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time.  "
and remember to come all the "dandruff " out of the fur  |
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time. and remember to come all the "dandruff " out of the fur "
That's grim!  this is an elegant tea party for the more suave amongst us. |
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time.
Nah, it's a real one and everything, honest  "
Yeah? As if! What's it's name then? |
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time.
Nah, it's a real one and everything, honest
Yeah? As if! What's it's name then?"
I called her Steve, after you of course  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time. and remember to come all the "dandruff " out of the fur
That's grim! this is an elegant tea party for the more suave amongst us. "
Will it be held in the drawing room?
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time.
Nah, it's a real one and everything, honest
Yeah? As if! What's it's name then?
I called her Steve, after you of course "
Hey, Cool |
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time. and remember to come all the "dandruff " out of the fur
That's grim! this is an elegant tea party for the more suave amongst us.
Will it be held in the drawing room?
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Afternoon tea may be served in a drawing room, yes (as is beer and crisps but don't tell the wife) |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"As a celebration of me changing to a much more appropriate name, I'm having a tea party. Don't be late."
Oh yes, just noticed your new name.
As it's a special occasion, I'll give my legs an airing and change out of my jeans. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will there be French fancies?
Any other nationalities more than welcome,as long as they're fancy.
I only allow the fancy at my parties
Is it fancy dress as well then "
I always look like I'm in fancy dress anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will there be French fancies?
Any other nationalities more than welcome,as long as they're fancy.
I only allow the fancy at my parties
Is it fancy dress as well then "
I'll be wearing my Alice costume. That won't look weird at all on a 50 yr old fat woman |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Will there be French fancies?
Any other nationalities more than welcome,as long as they're fancy.
I only allow the fancy at my parties
Is it fancy dress as well then
I'll be wearing my Alice costume. That won't look weird at all on a 50 yr old fat woman "
Can I wear my Snow White outfit too?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will there be French fancies?
Any other nationalities more than welcome,as long as they're fancy.
I only allow the fancy at my parties
Is it fancy dress as well then
I'll be wearing my Alice costume. That won't look weird at all on a 50 yr old fat woman
Can I wear my Snow White outfit too? "
I'd be disappointed if you didnt |
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"Will there be French fancies?
Any other nationalities more than welcome,as long as they're fancy.
I only allow the fancy at my parties
Is it fancy dress as well then
I'll be wearing my Alice costume. That won't look weird at all on a 50 yr old fat woman
Can I wear my Snow White outfit too? "
You can bring a Bird Of Paradise then
Ah shit, that was Snowy White 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY2I8TlG4Ug |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not doing over elaborate guitar solos for anyone especially while wearing a wig  "
People keep mentioning hair and wigs. Fuck off the lot of you.
Now, where's my tea and cake? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl
I was going to mention that  "
It happens so often I don't even notice |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Am I too late?
I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super.
Why is there a chimpanzees at the party? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I too late?
I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super.
Why is there a chimpanzees at the party? "
Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party.
And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a coincidence. Today is my unbirthday. A tea party is the finest way to celebrate such a landmark.
Pass the teapot pip pip!"
A very merry unbirthday to you. (yes, you) |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Am I too late?
I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super.
Why is there a chimpanzees at the party?
Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party.
And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee?"
I see. You make the chimpanzee welcome where as I'm called awkward? Pfft! I'm off to find the last supper thread! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I too late?
I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super.
Why is there a chimpanzees at the party?
Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party.
And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee?
I see. You make the chimpanzee welcome where as I'm called awkward? Pfft! I'm off to find the last supper thread! "
Can I tempt you to stay with my pet narwhal? |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Am I too late?
I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super.
Why is there a chimpanzees at the party?
Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party.
And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee?
I see. You make the chimpanzee welcome where as I'm called awkward? Pfft! I'm off to find the last supper thread!
Can I tempt you to stay with my pet narwhal?"
See I can picture the chimpanzee at the table but the narwhal not so much. I'll stay because I'm intrigued. Now about this pork pie... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I too late?
I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super.
Why is there a chimpanzees at the party?
Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party.
And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee?
I see. You make the chimpanzee welcome where as I'm called awkward? Pfft! I'm off to find the last supper thread!
Can I tempt you to stay with my pet narwhal?
See I can picture the chimpanzee at the table but the narwhal not so much. I'll stay because I'm intrigued. Now about this pork pie... "
I never said the narwhal was at the table.
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Am I too late?
I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super.
Why is there a chimpanzees at the party?
Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party.
And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee?
I see. You make the chimpanzee welcome where as I'm called awkward? Pfft! I'm off to find the last supper thread!
Can I tempt you to stay with my pet narwhal?
See I can picture the chimpanzee at the table but the narwhal not so much. I'll stay because I'm intrigued. Now about this pork pie...
I never said the narwhal was at the table.
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You smooth devil you! Luring me in with your talk of rarely seen unicorns of the sea! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I too late?
I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super.
Why is there a chimpanzees at the party?
Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party.
And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee?
I see. You make the chimpanzee welcome where as I'm called awkward? Pfft! I'm off to find the last supper thread!
Can I tempt you to stay with my pet narwhal?
See I can picture the chimpanzee at the table but the narwhal not so much. I'll stay because I'm intrigued. Now about this pork pie...
I never said the narwhal was at the table.
You smooth devil you! Luring me in with your talk of rarely seen unicorns of the sea! "
That may the first time I've been called smooth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure I like the new username tbh
Really? I think it suits me
Victoria sponge would be a great user name, if a little misleading "
Enough people already think I'm a girl |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Not sure I like the new username tbh
Really? I think it suits me
Victoria sponge would be a great user name, if a little misleading "
Nobody would ever believe that Victoria is a credible name |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee as usual please (I won't ask for anything too demanding this time!)... Coffee and walnut cake today please... Big slice "
Did anybody bring walnut cake? I'm a terrible host. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh will there be Swiss roll. And sausages on sticks.
The video for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers , don't come around here no more.. Has just popped in to my head |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Coffee as usual please (I won't ask for anything too demanding this time!)... Coffee and walnut cake today please... Big slice
Did anybody bring walnut cake? I'm a terrible host."
Indeed! I've been here for hours and not been offered a sip or nibble of anything.
I even gave my legs an airing. Pffft!
Disgruntled of South London. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee as usual please (I won't ask for anything too demanding this time!)... Coffee and walnut cake today please... Big slice
Did anybody bring walnut cake? I'm a terrible host.
Indeed! I've been here for hours and not been offered a sip or nibble of anything.
I even gave my legs an airing. Pffft!
Disgruntled of South London. "
You are welcome to help yourself, how am I supposed to be a good host when you've got your legs out? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh will there be Swiss roll. And sausages on sticks.
The video for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers , don't come around here no more.. Has just popped in to my head "
Of course there will be sausage on sticks. There is no party without those. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you mad op? xxx
It has been said, by some cat with a big smile
A cat with a big smile you say xxx"
Indeed, very strange, I've often seen a cat without a grin but never a grin without a cat. |
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl
I was going to mention that "
I've been told. In no uncertain terms. I'm as humiliated as is possible. I'm the ice cream dollop of the forum  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl
I was going to mention that
I've been told. In no uncertain terms. I'm as humiliated as is possible. I'm the ice cream dollop of the forum "
It really is nothing you know, happens all the time. I think is the hips that do it. |
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl
I was going to mention that
I've been told. In no uncertain terms. I'm as humiliated as is possible. I'm the ice cream dollop of the forum
It really is nothing you know, happens all the time. I think is the hips that do it."
But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh will there be Swiss roll. And sausages on sticks.
The video for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers , don't come around here no more.. Has just popped in to my head
Of course there will be sausage on sticks. There is no party without those."
As it's a party I assume there will be cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh will there be Swiss roll. And sausages on sticks.
The video for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers , don't come around here no more.. Has just popped in to my head
Of course there will be sausage on sticks. There is no party without those.
As it's a party I assume there will be cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks. "
You're assumption is correct. |
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