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By *aucy3 OP Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious"
a pre shop shop.
it could only be ikea.
we went on sunday,to buy a £25 mattress,
for a travel cot.
£94 later,we escaped. 
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious
a pre shop shop.
it could only be ikea.
we went on sunday,to buy a £25 mattress,
for a travel cot.
£94 later,we escaped.
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and how many candles jumped into your shopping trolley on the way round?? |
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"ive never been to Ikea.. i want to go sooooo bad!.. not that i need anything  "
you cant escaqpe that easy they almost rape your pockets and purse \wallet youll come out with all sorts of stuff you never knew you needed lol |
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"the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious
a pre shop shop.
it could only be ikea.
we went on sunday,to buy a £25 mattress,
for a travel cot.
£94 later,we escaped.
and how many candles jumped into your shopping trolley on the way round??"
lmao they are like lemmings all leaping in and hiding  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious"
yep, they will be adding a pre-exit last chance shop soon. |
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"the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious
yep, they will be adding a pre-exit last chance shop soon."
i thought that was the restaurant ,,,come on you still got a few quid left come and buy our swedish meatballs or an ikea ice cream ...look you know the kiddies want one ....dont deny them or your a bad parent  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store
only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol
Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them  "
ah but IDEA is another world ..... |
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"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store
only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol
Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them "
it was a bit of slippage i have it under control now ...sorry ...lips sealed ...ooops sorry ....lol |
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"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store
only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol
Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them
it was a bit of slippage i have it under control now ...sorry ...lips sealed ...ooops sorry ....lol"
I'll control your slippage dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store
only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol
Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them
it was a bit of slippage i have it under control now ...sorry ...lips sealed ...ooops sorry ....lol
I'll control your slippage dear"
awww forgive him pour soul - they wouldn't let him leave without telling.  |
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"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store
only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol
Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them
it was a bit of slippage i have it under control now ...sorry ...lips sealed ...ooops sorry ....lol
I'll control your slippage dear
awww forgive him pour soul - they wouldn't let him leave without telling. "
its ok i revel in her discomfort at times like this ...lol... |
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They sell a frozen cake made with Dime bars which is brilliant... the only trouble is that the food shop in the Bristol Ikea is right by the exit and I've yet to work out how to get there without traipsing through the whole store. |
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By *aucy3 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"They sell a frozen cake made with Dime bars which is brilliant... the only trouble is that the food shop in the Bristol Ikea is right by the exit and I've yet to work out how to get there without traipsing through the whole store."
yep,and that wee cake,made of dime bars.
has just cost you,a hundred quid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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why don't you wait by the exit and when someone comes out.....dash in the exit door...miss out all the rest of the shop that way!!
and they have stopped doing the cream candles? they only have white ones in Coventry....when I asked the staff they said there was no call for them!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They sell a frozen cake made with Dime bars which is brilliant... the only trouble is that the food shop in the Bristol Ikea is right by the exit and I've yet to work out how to get there without traipsing through the whole store."
walk in the exit backwards? |
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"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store
only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol
Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them
it was a bit of slippage i have it under control now ...sorry ...lips sealed ...ooops sorry ....lol
I'll control your slippage dear
awww forgive him pour soul - they wouldn't let him leave without telling.
its ok i revel in her discomfort at times like this ...lol..."
You may revel, but I know you are too good a gentleman to fully reveal |
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When I'm stood by the entrance I don't actually know where the exit is... the building is flippin' huge and it's bloody confusing.
In fact, thinking about it, they're not even on the same level as you go up some escalators to enter the building but I don't remember them being there when you exit the building... or maybe I'm just so relieved to be outside again that I didn't notice it. |
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"When I'm stood by the entrance I don't actually know where the exit is... the building is flippin' huge and it's bloody confusing.
In fact, thinking about it, they're not even on the same level as you go up some escalators to enter the building but I don't remember them being there when you exit the building... or maybe I'm just so relieved to be outside again that I didn't notice it."
DAAAAH just order one by post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I nearly had a panic attack the first time I went in. I didnt know you had to go around the whole store and I wandered like a lost soul but then started to panic, thinking im gonna die in this store and even contemplated jumping out the window |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I nearly had a panic attack the first time I went in. I didnt know you had to go around the whole store and I wandered like a lost soul but then started to panic, thinking im gonna die in this store and even contemplated jumping out the window"
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"I nearly had a panic attack the first time I went in. I didnt know you had to go around the whole store and I wandered like a lost soul but then started to panic, thinking im gonna die in this store and even contemplated jumping out the window"
Count yersel lucky you didn't go in any o the wardrobes. |
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"the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious
a pre shop shop.
it could only be ikea.
we went on sunday,to buy a £25 mattress,
for a travel cot.
£94 later,we escaped.
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mind you costco the wholesale big hypermarket is the same ,it costs 80 quid an hour in that shop i quarantee it |
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