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"If you decided you quite fancied hell after you died as they seem to have more fun there ,
what would you have put on your business card as you knocked at the door ?
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"HI...peaches here...
got burn marks to match the cushions "  |
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Good question 
"Im legion, for Ive slept with many"?
erm... bit rubbish me thinks.
Bill Hicks said something like "If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the fuckin' Block … I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out"
Lol exact quote actually, I googled it  |
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"I fully intend to go to hell anyway- and will be taking over from the current chap in charge- he's not nearly evil enough 
ooo errr  "
He hasn't discovered playing Westlife to all those bikers heading downward |
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"I fully intend to go to hell anyway- and will be taking over from the current chap in charge- he's not nearly evil enough
ooo errr
He hasn't discovered playing Westlife to all those bikers heading downward "
mental torture ...the worst kind lol |
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"I fully intend to go to hell anyway- and will be taking over from the current chap in charge- he's not nearly evil enough
ooo errr
He hasn't discovered playing Westlife to all those bikers heading downward
mental torture ...the worst kind lol"
Hence why I'm better- I know that you don't have a corporeal body to feel pain- it all comes down to mental pain |
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"If sex is sin, then it will not be allowed in heaven
But would the lack of sex be hell?"
Did someone say that sex was a sin or is that just priests who like to play with young boys? |
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"I fully intend to go to hell anyway- and will be taking over from the current chap in charge- he's not nearly evil enough
ooo errr
He hasn't discovered playing Westlife to all those bikers heading downward
mental torture ...the worst kind lol
Hence why I'm better- I know that you don't have a corporeal body to feel pain- it all comes down to mental pain "
bit like being married then ... |
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"I fully intend to go to hell anyway- and will be taking over from the current chap in charge- he's not nearly evil enough
ooo errr
He hasn't discovered playing Westlife to all those bikers heading downward
mental torture ...the worst kind lol
Hence why I'm better- I know that you don't have a corporeal body to feel pain- it all comes down to mental pain
bit like being married then ..."
Nah that is shear hell |
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"think have it printed both sides"
hmm original ,but then i suppose it doesnt have to be a card it could be any appropriate part of your body tatooed,or amybe a slot in the door to poke your best attribute through ...or come to think of it your worst |
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"think have it printed both sides
hmm original ,but then i suppose it doesnt have to be a card it could be any appropriate part of your body tatooed,or amybe a slot in the door to poke your best attribute through ...or come to think of it your worst "
anyway we all know you don't need a card, it is all written in your book by the angels who accompany you through your life. |
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"think have it printed both sides
hmm original ,but then i suppose it doesnt have to be a card it could be any appropriate part of your body tatooed,or amybe a slot in the door to poke your best attribute through ...or come to think of it your worst
anyway we all know you don't need a card, it is all written in your book by the angels who accompany you through your life."
didnt know that ......hmmm do question is have i been bad enough to make it or do i need to do a bit more extreme stuff to guarantee entry.... |
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"think have it printed both sides
hmm original ,but then i suppose it doesnt have to be a card it could be any appropriate part of your body tatooed,or amybe a slot in the door to poke your best attribute through ...or come to think of it your worst
anyway we all know you don't need a card, it is all written in your book by the angels who accompany you through your life.
didnt know that ......hmmm do question is have i been bad enough to make it or do i need to do a bit more extreme stuff to guarantee entry...."
depends which end you want, but you could always try a bribe? |
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"think have it printed both sides
hmm original ,but then i suppose it doesnt have to be a card it could be any appropriate part of your body tatooed,or amybe a slot in the door to poke your best attribute through ...or come to think of it your worst
anyway we all know you don't need a card, it is all written in your book by the angels who accompany you through your life.
didnt know that ......hmmm do question is have i been bad enough to make it or do i need to do a bit more extreme stuff to guarantee entry....
depends which end you want, but you could always try a bribe?"
or blackmail that would impress |
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"think have it printed both sides
hmm original ,but then i suppose it doesnt have to be a card it could be any appropriate part of your body tatooed,or amybe a slot in the door to poke your best attribute through ...or come to think of it your worst
anyway we all know you don't need a card, it is all written in your book by the angels who accompany you through your life.
didnt know that ......hmmm do question is have i been bad enough to make it or do i need to do a bit more extreme stuff to guarantee entry....
depends which end you want, but you could always try a bribe?
or blackmail that would impress "
hmmmmm reflecting a moment, maybe blackmail would not be an effective method to use at the gates of hell, or heaven for that matter. Stymied.  |
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"Heaven doesnt want me and apparently hell thinks I will take over...wanna take that chance?....well do ya? "
huh belzebub would nail you to the wall by your tits and spin you around like a catherine wheel .......hmmmm maybe it is your type of place |
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