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over a year ago
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"Kitten, they are quite tasty!
So that's one for Kitten....
3 for Kitten...sheesh,,,,
bit of a run on kitten...  "
Kentucky fried kitten yum, but then I'm no stranger to eating pussy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Elephant dung 
Jellyfish might sting
Kitten 
Can i choose sheeps brains instead
Please if not i will go for
Kitten "
Sheeps brain thats disgusting eeewwww |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kitten, they are quite tasty!
So that's one for Kitten....
3 for Kitten...sheesh,,,,
bit of a run on kitten...
Kentucky fried kitten yum, but then I'm no stranger to eating pussy "
LOL Kentucky fried kitten, that's so bad it's good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Elephant dung
Jellyfish might sting
Kitten
Can i choose sheeps brains instead
Please if not i will go for
Kitten
Sheeps brain thats disgusting eeewwww "
It's not too bad, a bit like scrambled egg |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Soxy failed to point out that no kitten have been harmed in the making of this thread"
Perhaps just a tiny bit when a customer ordered one kitten leg to go... |
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Elephant Dung. They have poor digestion so their herbivorous diet would create nutritious dung. If it's good enough for a dung beetle, it's good enough for me. Besides eating shit is really just a way of replenishing the amount of shit I spout |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Elephant Dung. They have poor digestion so their herbivorous diet would create nutritious dung. If it's good enough for a dung beetle, it's good enough for me. Besides eating shit is really just a way of replenishing the amount of shit I spout "
I admire your thinking...... give that man extra dung....on the house... |
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Stay hungry for longer. I don't how where I am, to have these 3 items with me, but someone will be along to feed the jellyfish and kitten, I'm obviously in some kind of animal sanctuary, park, zoo or research establishment. As for the elephant dung, I'm assuming the elephant has gone for help. Elephant dung doesn't appear from nowhere, so it must be around somewhere. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Elephant dung
Jellyfish might sting
Kitten
Can i choose sheeps brains instead
Please if not i will go for
Kitten
Sheeps brain thats disgusting eeewwww
It's not too bad, a bit like scrambled egg"
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"I don't eat fish, the elephant dung sounds like shit so I'm having the kitten. But it had better be skinned first, I ain't eating no fur!"
I'll have the skin, and a jelly-fish, I have a cunning plan to give next-doors dog the fright of his life.... 
Ps Soxy, 'bulls testicles'? Isn't that what the meatballs were in school dinners?
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"Elephant dung
Jellyfish might sting
Kitten
Can i choose sheeps brains instead
Please if not i will go for
Kitten "
Sheeps brains is a hungarian dish, scrambled mind that looks like scrambled egg....nem jol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stay hungry for longer. I don't how where I am, to have these 3 items with me, but someone will be along to feed the jellyfish and kitten, I'm obviously in some kind of animal sanctuary, park, zoo or research establishment. As for the elephant dung, I'm assuming the elephant has gone for help. Elephant dung doesn't appear from nowhere, so it must be around somewhere. "
The Elephant dung is imported ..... we don't harvest it locally...
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"Kitten iv had one before in china and it was tasty"
I've most certainly eaten cat before now.
Used to work in Oldham late 80s. Had several curries from a couple of Indian Takeaways. Then read that over 200 cat pelts had been found on the hills towards Sadleworth. Tracked down to these establishments!
Cat Madras anyone? |
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"I don't eat fish, the elephant dung sounds like shit so I'm having the kitten. But it had better be skinned first, I ain't eating no fur!
I'll have the skin, and a jelly-fish, I have a cunning plan to give next-doors dog the fright of his life....
Ps Soxy, 'bulls testicles'? Isn't that what the meatballs were in school dinners?
Mr ddc"
I wasn't allowed to stay for school dinner ........ apparently I'm too disruptive.........
Can't see it myself though... I try my best to me harmonious... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Elephant dung
Jellyfish might sting
Kitten
Can i choose sheeps brains instead
Please if not i will go for
Kitten
Sheeps brains is a hungarian dish, scrambled mind that looks like scrambled egg....nem jol "
Is it i ate them in cyprus ..tasted like chicken |
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Mr ddc
I wasn't allowed to stay for school dinner ........ apparently I'm too disruptive.........
Can't see it myself though... I try my best to me harmonious... "
It was probably that day you stamped your feet and shouted "But WHY can't I eat kitten?"
Unless you used the word 'pussy' and the dinner lady misunderstood you...
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Mr ddc
I wasn't allowed to stay for school dinner ........ apparently I'm too disruptive.........
Can't see it myself though... I try my best to me harmonious...
It was probably that day you stamped your feet and shouted "But WHY can't I eat kitten?"
Unless you used the word 'pussy' and the dinner lady misunderstood you...
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The dinner lady was a man...
Well at least that was the rumour....
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Mr ddc
I wasn't allowed to stay for school dinner ........ apparently I'm too disruptive.........
Can't see it myself though... I try my best to me harmonious...
It was probably that day you stamped your feet and shouted "But WHY can't I eat kitten?"
Unless you used the word 'pussy' and the dinner lady misunderstood you...
The dinner lady was a man...
Well at least that was the rumour....
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In which case, was it that time you asked "is this chicken male or female, 'cos I like eating cock?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Mr ddc
I wasn't allowed to stay for school dinner ........ apparently I'm too disruptive.........
Can't see it myself though... I try my best to me harmonious...
It was probably that day you stamped your feet and shouted "But WHY can't I eat kitten?"
Unless you used the word 'pussy' and the dinner lady misunderstood you...
The dinner lady was a man...
Well at least that was the rumour....
In which case, was it that time you asked "is this chicken male or female, 'cos I like eating cock?"
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Apparently he was renowned for his spotted dick... |
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Mr ddc
I wasn't allowed to stay for school dinner ........ apparently I'm too disruptive.........
Can't see it myself though... I try my best to me harmonious...
It was probably that day you stamped your feet and shouted "But WHY can't I eat kitten?"
Unless you used the word 'pussy' and the dinner lady misunderstood you...
The dinner lady was a man...
Well at least that was the rumour....
In which case, was it that time you asked "is this chicken male or female, 'cos I like eating cock?"
Apparently he was renowned for his spotted dick... "
If he had freckles, he was probably also proud of his ginger nuts too  |
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"Kitten iv had one before in china and it was tasty
I've most certainly eaten cat before now.
Used to work in Oldham late 80s. Had several curries from a couple of Indian Takeaways. Then read that over 200 cat pelts had been found on the hills towards Sadleworth. Tracked down to these establishments!
Cat Madras anyone?"
Kitten Tikka?.......or a Tarka..like a madras but a little Otter |
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"Elephant Dung. They have poor digestion so their herbivorous diet would create nutritious dung. If it's good enough for a dung beetle, it's good enough for me. Besides eating shit is really just a way of replenishing the amount of shit I spout "
Yes, good choice. Go for the animal that's a herbivore!! |
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