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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How can a man tell if he has a high sperm count

A. If your wife has to chew it before she can swallow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two fish in a tank one looks at the other and the other says "don't look at me I don't know how to drive it!" ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wats green and smells like bacon?

Kermits fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I watched two porn dvd's back to back with the missus last night.

It's a good job i was the one facing the tele.

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an alter boy

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Boy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long.

Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two birds sat on a perch and one turns to the other and says 'can you smell fish?'

Two snowmen in a field and one says to the other 'can you smell carrots?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thepenisinhermouth

If you didn't read the pen is in her mouth then you have a dirty mind!.

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

What kind of doughnuts does bob Marley like?

Ones with jammin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you hear about the annual pantomime of the paranoid schizophrenic homophobes society ?

It turned into chaos when someone shouted "he's behind you"

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By *t my DesiresWoman over a year ago

Bitchville

These are real bad

How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge?

Footprint in the butter!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An elephant shouts to a camel , eh mate, why have you got titties on your back.

Camel shouts, that's rich coming from someone with a floppy cock on their face.

I'll get my coat,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

"These are real bad

How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge?

Footprint in the butter!! "

How would you be able to tell that elephants have been having (safe) sex on your lawn?

The grass is flattened and all the bin liners have gone.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Naked man running thru the jungle bumps into an elephant. The elephant says to him "Fuck me, how do you not starve to death with that thing"

Why doesn't viagra work on West Ham fans?

They only get hard when ten of their mates are standing behind them.

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