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What did you learn today?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok so today I learnt that sti's are easily caught, even with a condom.

That they can be passed via fingers, even from a guy touching his cock and putting fingers inside orifices ??. So what did you all learn recently, that surprised you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What gravy browning is , I wish I hadn't.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

ponies wont eat bananas..surprising as id thought they'd like a change from grass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That the op has just caught the clap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learnt never to put sausage rolls on a toaster... The dumb fuck I work with had flames and everything!!

My x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so today I learnt that sti's are easily caught, even with a condom.

That they can be passed via fingers, even from a guy touching his cock and putting fingers inside orifices ??. So what did you all learn recently, that surprised you ? "

Luckily nothing like that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That the op has just caught the clap."

No....just got tested today!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that salmons have a small amount if iron in their brain that they use like a compass against the earth's magnetic field which is how they navigate their way back to the breeding grounds

interesting shit

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By *entle giraffeMan over a year ago

Minehead

To always use tyre leavers (not spoons) when repairing a bicycle puncture

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I have learnt that the new product I bought today is fecking brilliant.... can't say what it is, it's my secret, but it's awesome xxxxxx Suzi

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

I learnt that you can be late for work and get away with it

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"I have learnt that the new product I bought today is fecking brilliant.... can't say what it is, it's my secret, but it's awesome xxxxxx Suzi"

Is it a WINDUP watch?

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan over a year ago

newcastle

A banana is a berry

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I have learnt that the new product I bought today is fecking brilliant.... can't say what it is, it's my secret, but it's awesome xxxxxx Suzi

Is it a WINDUP watch?

Haha..... nope. ... never, ever gonna reveal what it is xxxxxx Suzi

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nothing really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A banana is a berry "

and strawberries and raspberries aren't

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I learned to make sure arm isnt nr oven door now have a brunt arm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm a nutter.....

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By *heeky202Man over a year ago

manchester

Breaking little finger playing football with an 8yr really frcking hurts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To leave work spot on 5.30 pm when everyone else does so I don't set the alarm off like I did today, only my second day there too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learnt that I don't like Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That Donna summer died on this day in 2012

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To go with my instincts when a chat feels sinister

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan over a year ago

newcastle

I learned that a turnip is not an acceptable vegetable for sex play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That train travel is actually quite relaxing when you get a nice seat in the quiet coach

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By *eovilcouple76Couple over a year ago

yeovil

Didn't exactly learn, just had my thoughts confirmed that HMRC are a bunch of fucking wankers that are unable to do their job properly.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

That not everybody knows what gravy browning is.

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By *elson61Man over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

I learnt two things today.

1. My penis is the same length as two Argos pens placed end on end.

2. I am now banned from all Argos stores.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I learnt two things today.

1. My penis is the same length as two Argos pens placed end on end.

2. I am now banned from all Argos stores."
that made me giggle

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

That a nice chilled orgasm while riding on top can be quite lovely

(I usually favour a big shuddering one)

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By *piritsonfabCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

That I'm better at poker than I thought

Oh...and I can now spot it when someone's chatting me up

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"To go with my instincts when a chat feels sinister"

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"What gravy browning is , I wish I hadn't. "

When I was a child, gravy browning was a powder used to make gravy for Sunday lunch. Are you suggesting that it now means something else?? What??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i learnt how to open the bonnet on a ford focus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive enlightened myself with the knowledge of a staplers full potential

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I have learnt that the new product I bought today is fecking brilliant.... can't say what it is, it's my secret, but it's awesome xxxxxx Suzi"
gravy browning?

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I re-learnt angles. Yr 4 homework

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I re-learnt angles. Yr 4 homework "

ive bought myself science maths and english dictionarys so im well prepared when homework kicks in

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

That despite being sorely tested by three of the closest people to me I have the patience of a saint and will power I never knew I possessed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I learned that a turnip is not an acceptable vegetable for sex play "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That not everybody knows what gravy browning is."

I don't want to know

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I have learnt that the new product I bought today is fecking brilliant.... can't say what it is, it's my secret, but it's awesome xxxxxx Suzigravy browning?

Lol...nope.. It will be easier getting blood from a stone. Never ever gonna reveal hehe xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I would rather leave my car window open than go outside x

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By *i Lady Next DoorWoman over a year ago

nottingham

I learnt that moving my tall mirror into the hallway will make me jump every time I pass it !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cats hate cucumbers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That Fab appears to have introduced a sense of humour removal service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That Fab appears to have introduced a sense of humour removal service "

I learnt that too. I was quite shocked to be honest.

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By *ife adventurerMan over a year ago

North Essex

"I have learnt that the new product I bought today is fecking brilliant.... can't say what it is, it's my secret, but it's awesome xxxxxx Suzigravy browning?

Lol...nope.. It will be easier getting blood from a stone. Never ever gonna reveal hehe xxxxx

You do realise you will have to spill the beans eventually ... Hang on a minute it's not a non bean spill pan is it ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That you cannot trust anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can hold in my wee a lot longer than I previously thought,although I am sitting down,it would be a totally different story if I were walking about.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I have learnt that the new product I bought today is fecking brilliant.... can't say what it is, it's my secret, but it's awesome xxxxxx Suzigravy browning?

Lol...nope.. It will be easier getting blood from a stone. Never ever gonna reveal hehe xxxxx

You do realise you will have to spill the beans eventually ... Hang on a minute it's not a non bean spill pan is it ???

My beans never spill, probably because they always burn lol.... No I won't, I am a master at confidentiality xxxx

I am discussing another secret awesome product with someone though

Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That my rent is going up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Climbing the stairs takes 0.17 calories per step. It would take 100 climbs to work off the rocky road I have just consumed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

last night i had to relearn how to send an email.

hadn't sent one for that long i'd forgetten how to do it.

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By *ife adventurerMan over a year ago

North Essex

"I have learnt that the new product I bought today is fecking brilliant.... can't say what it is, it's my secret, but it's awesome xxxxxx Suzigravy browning?

Lol...nope.. It will be easier getting blood from a stone. Never ever gonna reveal hehe xxxxx

You do realise you will have to spill the beans eventually ... Hang on a minute it's not a non bean spill pan is it ???

My beans never spill, probably because they always burn lol.... No I won't, I am a master at confidentiality xxxx

I am discussing another secret awesome product with someone though

Suzi "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learnt that there is no gold at the end of the rainbow ...i am totally gutted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That experience really is essential if you want something worth having.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TIL that I like to sit naked in a bean bag and eat Cheetos...I sure hope they let me back in the Walmart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that salmons have a small amount if iron in their brain that they use like a compass against the earth's magnetic field which is how they navigate their way back to the breeding grounds

interesting shit

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