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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
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over a year ago
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
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Be there in 10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
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If only you were 56 and 3'2". Bugger.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well it seems you are quite an intelligent woman with a good sense of self worth.
Hardly surprising you are failing then, it seems a lot of people on here don't really want someone who can hold a conversation they just want someone who can hold a dick with various parts of their body.
My thoughts are don't lie, keep that honesty, its refreshing to see on Fab ... wishing you luck xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
If only you were 56 and 3'2". Bugger. "
Dammit! If I dig a big hole and stand in it, would that work? I could take a cardboard box for my meets to stand on?
And I'm sure I could get really wrinkly if I stay in the bath long enough? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
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You should know that no fella likes an intelligent woman. They're the sort who say no. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
You should know that no fella likes an intelligent woman. They're the sort who say no."
I'm regularly not too bright. I... I... err...
True story, I got divorced from my first husband and the degree nici came through and I didn't realise what it was. I was expecting it to say "Divorce Certificate" at the top in big swirly writing. A mate had to point out that yes I was actually divorced now! Doh.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorru but, I just feel I'm out of your league."
You're totes outta my league. I never meet any guy with better hair than me. It inflates my inferiority complex. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But you had a meet 2 months ago  bloody attention seeking women!  xxx"
That was a veri from when I was on before on a previous profile He veri'd my current profile and has now left Fab. THAT'S how shit I am. I make people leave! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"frankly i thik you need to put weight on.. all men love a 'real woman' dont you know  "
I'm looking for some reverse liposuction as I type. Liporeplacement? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But you had a meet 2 months ago bloody attention seeking women! xxx
That was a veri from when I was on before on a previous profile He veri'd my current profile and has now left Fab. THAT'S how shit I am. I make people leave!"
Yea yea yea bet Its as fake as you! xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"But you had a meet 2 months ago bloody attention seeking women! xxx
That was a veri from when I was on before on a previous profile He veri'd my current profile and has now left Fab. THAT'S how shit I am. I make people leave!
Yea yea yea bet Its as fake as you! xxx"
Shhh. Don't use the f word, people might realise I'm really a guy called Trevor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorru but, I just feel I'm out of your league.
You're totes outta my league. I never meet any guy with better hair than me. It inflates my inferiority complex. "
I'm just glad every not every woman thinks that or I'd never get a meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
You should know that no fella likes an intelligent woman. They're the sort who say no.
I'm regularly not too bright. I... I... err...
True story, I got divorced from my first husband and the degree nici came through and I didn't realise what it was. I was expecting it to say "Divorce Certificate" at the top in big swirly writing. A mate had to point out that yes I was actually divorced now! Doh. "
Ouch. You have now shattered the illusion.
The Decree Nisi is not the final decree. You mean the Decree Absolute.
As you were. (Men, go on, don't read the profile and send some "Fancy a fuck" messages). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
You should know that no fella likes an intelligent woman. They're the sort who say no.
I'm regularly not too bright. I... I... err...
True story, I got divorced from my first husband and the degree nici came through and I didn't realise what it was. I was expecting it to say "Divorce Certificate" at the top in big swirly writing. A mate had to point out that yes I was actually divorced now! Doh.
Ouch. You have now shattered the illusion.
The Decree Nisi is not the final decree. You mean the Decree Absolute.
As you were. (Men, go on, don't read the profile and send some "Fancy a fuck" messages)."
See? Oi am fick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol i never thought id see the day a woman voicing that shes not getting meets, the ratio is like 1 female for every 100 guys lol, but i understand you females got it bad you have to sieve through alot of male (anyone see what i did there male and mail) lool |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
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 errr...not meeting? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would suggest that you include a couple of pics with a toilet and some dirty washing in the background... "
Don't forget the sky remote!
Not quite sure what the comparison for the op would be though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
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You say you dont meet
You cannot accom or travel apparently
You dont like married men
I'm out lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But you had a meet 2 months ago bloody attention seeking women! xxx
That was a veri from when I was on before on a previous profile He veri'd my current profile and has now left Fab. THAT'S how shit I am. I make people leave!
Yea yea yea bet Its as fake as you! xxx
Shhh. Don't use the f word, people might realise I'm really a guy called Trevor."
Ok soz big trev |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would suggest that you include a couple of pics with a toilet and some dirty washing in the background...
Don't forget the sky remote!
Not quite sure what the comparison for the op would be though?"
Internal depth.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?"
It's the hairy legs that does it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
It's the hairy legs that does it "
And the moustache.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would suggest that you include a couple of pics with a toilet and some dirty washing in the background...
Don't forget the sky remote!
Not quite sure what the comparison for the op would be though?
Internal depth.... "
I was gonna put it next to my boobs, side on to prove I'm an A cup.  |
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
It's the hairy legs that does it
And the moustache.."
Oh, have we met before? |
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
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Well - are you meeting or not? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
It's the hairy legs that does it
And the moustache..
Oh, have we met before? "
Yes we have, Crazyhotwife.....or should I say...BERNARD!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would suggest that you include a couple of pics with a toilet and some dirty washing in the background...
Don't forget the sky remote!
Not quite sure what the comparison for the op would be though?
Internal depth.... "
I had assumed that....but would that not be a true comparison? Unless it was cut in half before insertion. Just be careful in case of sharp edges! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would suggest that you include a couple of pics with a toilet and some dirty washing in the background...
Don't forget the sky remote!
Not quite sure what the comparison for the op would be though?
Internal depth....
I was gonna put it next to my boobs, side on to prove I'm an A cup. "
Nah that's rubbish your at most an aa. Xxx |
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By *errysMan
over a year ago
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There is nothing wrong with you in fact you are on my hot list (see other post) problem is im over your age limit. Bigger problem is that mine here is my 'fab' age I am way over your age limit, but if all you want is a meet why not try I wont bite and I am happy with just socials and I'm local. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm above your age range and your profile says you not meeting at moment. and you want me be single but I'm not allowed to love my sheep. while you got a husband. I think you are on wrong site a dateing site might suite you better. you sound abit like a bunny killer lol. I find it hard to believe female on this site would find it hard to get a meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
It's the hairy legs that does it
And the moustache..
Oh, have we met before?
Yes we have, Crazyhotwife.....or should I say...BERNARD! "
Ffs it's BIG TREV! |
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
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Hahaha!!! Best post I've read in ages! Great stuff! |
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"I would suggest that you include a couple of pics with a toilet and some dirty washing in the background...
Don't forget the sky remote!
Not quite sure what the comparison for the op would be though?
Internal depth....
I had assumed that....but would that not be a true comparison? Unless it was cut in half before insertion. Just be careful in case of sharp edges!"
Hammers are a better judge of depth.....  xxx |
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"I would suggest that you include a couple of pics with a toilet and some dirty washing in the background...
Don't forget the sky remote!
Not quite sure what the comparison for the op would be though?
Internal depth....
I had assumed that....but would that not be a true comparison? Unless it was cut in half before insertion. Just be careful in case of sharp edges!
Hammers are a better judge of depth..... xxx"
I'd have said a ruler...
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OMG! Are guys mad?! Your pics are stunning.
The bit at the top about not meeting confused the hell out of me tho?...
And take a look at my profile. That mentions about talking. Night out and talking.
Only real men can handle that bit so it just requires patience!
I have had some meets outside of clubs where they can speak before rubbing legs against me and dragging me up the car park.
Get in to some clubs, then its a bit of both.
That fills the time until the man with brain in both areas comes along. They do exist on here!
Oops if a bit of contentious post |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMG! Are guys mad?! Your pics are stunning.
The bit at the top about not meeting confused the hell out of me tho?...
And take a look at my profile. That mentions about talking. Night out and talking.
Only real men can handle that bit so it just requires patience!
I have had some meets outside of clubs where they can speak before rubbing legs against me and dragging me up the car park.
Get in to some clubs, then its a bit of both.
That fills the time until the man with brain in both areas comes along. They do exist on here!
Oops if a bit of contentious post"
What's a brain? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
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I think I could run to a Big Mac if you are stuck. A quiet intimate table in Mcadees who knows where my extravagance could lead. |
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"I would suggest that you include a couple of pics with a toilet and some dirty washing in the background...
Don't forget the sky remote!
Not quite sure what the comparison for the op would be though?
Internal depth....
I had assumed that....but would that not be a true comparison? Unless it was cut in half before insertion. Just be careful in case of sharp edges!
Hammers are a better judge of depth..... xxx
I'd have said a ruler...
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A flexi one |
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"I would suggest that you include a couple of pics with a toilet and some dirty washing in the background...
Don't forget the sky remote!
Not quite sure what the comparison for the op would be though?
Internal depth....
I had assumed that....but would that not be a true comparison? Unless it was cut in half before insertion. Just be careful in case of sharp edges!
Hammers are a better judge of depth..... xxx
I'd have said a ruler...
A flexi one "
You aren't old enough to remember the big red and white 1mt wooden rules |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would suggest that you include a couple of pics with a toilet and some dirty washing in the background...
Don't forget the sky remote!
Not quite sure what the comparison for the op would be though?
Internal depth....
I had assumed that....but would that not be a true comparison? Unless it was cut in half before insertion. Just be careful in case of sharp edges!
Hammers are a better judge of depth..... xxx"
They might be, but what about girth? Surely we would also need something that would tell what width the op can manage? If you could only get a pencil, (or a hammer, assuming you are talking about the handle? God forbid it be the head of a claw hammer! ) in there, it would be of no use to the vast majority of men on here! |
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"I would suggest that you include a couple of pics with a toilet and some dirty washing in the background...
Don't forget the sky remote!
Not quite sure what the comparison for the op would be though?
Internal depth....
I had assumed that....but would that not be a true comparison? Unless it was cut in half before insertion. Just be careful in case of sharp edges!
Hammers are a better judge of depth..... xxx
I'd have said a ruler...
A flexi one
You aren't old enough to remember the big red and white 1mt wooden rules "
Oh i am lol often was hit over the head with one n this was after corpral punisment was banned. My mum was a teacher n when id complain to her she would always say you must of deserved it young lady.  xxx |
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"I would suggest that you include a couple of pics with a toilet and some dirty washing in the background...
Don't forget the sky remote!
Not quite sure what the comparison for the op would be though?
Internal depth....
I had assumed that....but would that not be a true comparison? Unless it was cut in half before insertion. Just be careful in case of sharp edges!
Hammers are a better judge of depth..... xxx
They might be, but what about girth? Surely we would also need something that would tell what width the op can manage? If you could only get a pencil, (or a hammer, assuming you are talking about the handle? God forbid it be the head of a claw hammer! ) in there, it would be of no use to the vast majority of men on here!"
Are you sugesting that I should use the other end next time? You bad boy. xxx |
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
You should know that no fella likes an intelligent woman. They're the sort who say no."
Errr put that brush down, some fellas do |
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
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Four things really as far as I'm concerned:
You're not meeting!
You're too far away in MK for regular short trips out.
I don't do burgers
and finally
I'm over 43
Shame that because we could have had a meeting of minds (and maybe other bits as well!)
Ever thought of moving "North" to expand your horizons? |
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7 weeks? Really? I thought you were one of the regulars who had just changed their name.
Anyway, we wouldn't meet you because you wear pink underwear and that would clash with our wallpaper.
Our decision isn't at all based on the fact that we are miles outside your age range, nor the fact that your profile says "No short, ugly, bald men: I'm not desperate ffs"
Good luck in your search.
(Have you considered pretending you're bi too?)
Mr ddc |
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"7 weeks? Really? I thought you were one of the regulars who had just changed their name.
Anyway, we wouldn't meet you because you wear pink underwear and that would clash with our wallpaper.
Our decision isn't at all based on the fact that we are miles outside your age range, nor the fact that your profile says "No short, ugly, bald men: I'm not desperate ffs"
Good luck in your search.
(Have you considered pretending you're bi too?)
Mr ddc"
I've been here before twice under different names. But it's a secret.
Oh yeah, of course no one wants to meet me because they think they'll catch "the straight". If I pretend to be bi, how do I act convincing? I'm not sure I'd know what to do! Anyone wanna talk me through it? |
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"7 weeks? Really? I thought you were one of the regulars who had just changed their name.
Anyway, we wouldn't meet you because you wear pink underwear and that would clash with our wallpaper.
Our decision isn't at all based on the fact that we are miles outside your age range, nor the fact that your profile says "No short, ugly, bald men: I'm not desperate ffs"
Good luck in your search.
(Have you considered pretending you're bi too?)
Mr ddc
I've been here before twice under different names. But it's a secret. "
That really shouldn't be allowed. It plays havoc with all the secret notes I write
" Oh yeah, of course no one wants to meet me because they think they'll catch "the straight". If I pretend to be bi, how do I act convincing? I'm not sure I'd know what to do! Anyone wanna talk me through it?"
Try and find a man who looks a little bit like a girl and get a pic of you snogging him. Many men on here wouldn't turn you down just because you insisted they wore a pig-tailed-wig, surely?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi Trevor, you need patience and choose carefully who you sent well crafty messages too
Crafty or crafted?"
It to sure... I stick with fancy a fuck? doesn't work it hits the minimum quota |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
If only you were 56 and 3'2". Bugger.
Dammit! If I dig a big hole and stand in it, would that work? I could take a cardboard box for my meets to stand on?
And I'm sure I could get really wrinkly if I stay in the bath long enough?"
Ohhhhhhhhhh gwan then, I'll shag yer. |
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over a year ago
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"Something is telling me the OP is being sarcastic...I wonder what could it be? The not meeting part in her profile perhaps?"
Yes! Suddenly it all makes sense. Sort of. |
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"Something is telling me the OP is being sarcastic...I wonder what could it be? The not meeting part in her profile perhaps?"
Interesting point, by putting up barriers while also posting posting pictures of her sexy bod we get the barbed wire effect - protects the property but doesn't spoil the view.
The problem appears to be it's working too well.
Full disclosure: OP is on my hotlist too |
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"Something is telling me the OP is being sarcastic...I wonder what could it be? The not meeting part in her profile perhaps?"
Sometimes hard on here to tell exactly what the OP's mean as sarcasm doesn't always translate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Something is telling me the OP is being sarcastic...I wonder what could it be? The not meeting part in her profile perhaps?
Interesting point, by putting up barriers while also posting posting pictures of her sexy bod we get the barbed wire effect - protects the property but doesn't spoil the view.
The problem appears to be it's working too well.
Full disclosure: OP is on my hotlist too "
Nah she is too short and or tall for mine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something is telling me the OP is being sarcastic...I wonder what could it be? The not meeting part in her profile perhaps?
Interesting point, by putting up barriers while also posting posting pictures of her sexy bod we get the barbed wire effect - protects the property but doesn't spoil the view.
The problem appears to be it's working too well.
Full disclosure: OP is on my hotlist too
Nah she is too short and or tall for mine "
I'm taller than a can of Lynx? |
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over a year ago
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"Something is telling me the OP is being sarcastic...I wonder what could it be? The not meeting part in her profile perhaps?
Interesting point, by putting up barriers while also posting posting pictures of her sexy bod we get the barbed wire effect - protects the property but doesn't spoil the view.
The problem appears to be it's working too well.
Full disclosure: OP is on my hotlist too
Nah she is too short and or tall for mine
I'm taller than a can of Lynx?"
Oh all right then, I will add you to my hot list and ensure I send a fancy a fuck message every quarter |
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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
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Fibber! You're always sending " fancy a fuck" messages we all just ignore you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You say you're not meeting, sorry to hear you're unwell, but why would anyone bother to contact you and waste their time!
My sense of humour? "
Wasted on many, I fear! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Strange post OP! Considering you have splashed across your profile "not meeting" maybe you just needed some attention by starting this thread, why would anyone message you if you are not meeting? Why moan about it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You say you're not meeting, sorry to hear you're unwell, but why would anyone bother to contact you and waste their time!
My sense of humour?
Wasted on many, I fear!"
Bless 'em. They make me chuckle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's wrong with me...
Where do I start..
I hang around on here way too much, I wear cords, I drive a twenty year old car that runs on chip fat, I have way too many books and not nearly enough porn mags, I'm getting old, I've started sitting down to wee,I make oooooing noises just sitting down and groaning noises standing up, I think I'm sic but my kids think I'm sick and it takes me twenty fucking minutes to decipher a text from them.... But no apparently the biggest problems I have is grumpiness... Bollocks |
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Whats wrong with you?
Nothing apart from the fact you are missing out on here by blocking me because of my age, lol
Ill be in MK in 2 weeks be happy to help engage you in an evenings entertainment you'll remember fro a long time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we need to start a thread about it?
"Why doesn't anyone understand sarcasm....???""
Dare you. You might need to do an awful lot of explaining. Repeatedly.
I don't think I'd have the patience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been here 7 weeks now and no meets? Be brutal. It's because I can string a sentence together isn't it.
Is my grammar off putting?
Is it because I don't send men "fancy a fuck", and when asked to describe my fantasy, I say a double cheeseburger and fries?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I'm wondering if I'm too tall or too old. Should I lie about my age and height?
If I say I'm 32 and I'm 5'6, would someone please take pity on me? Anyone? I'm not fussed who the cock is attached to.
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Ok here's lots of attention, happy now? |
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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago
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Come on Everyone....
Its like raiiiiaiiinn on your wedding Day !!
Its a free riiiiideeeee when you already paid...
Its the good advice that you just didn't take....
And who would have thought it figureeeeeddddddddd....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it seems you are quite an intelligent woman with a good sense of self worth.
Hardly surprising you are failing then, it seems a lot of people on here don't really want someone who can hold a conversation they just want someone who can hold a dick with various parts of their body.
My thoughts are don't lie, keep that honesty, its refreshing to see on Fab ... wishing you luck xx"
And this is wrong is it but why it fab lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I would like to formally apologise for the mental trauma and confusion my obviously incredibly bad sense of humour has inflicted on some forum members here today (well, mostly yesterday).
It was supposed to be funny. Women never complain about not getting meets. So I thought I'd redress the balance.
I assumed (wrongly) it would be obvious I wasn't getting meets because I'm not meeting.
I thought (and again I hang my head in shame) that it may provoke a thread of silly reasons why other people don't get meets, taking the piss out of themselves too, like I attempted to do with myself.
I am aware that when you have to explain a joke, it's not funny. And I can only grovel and apologise further for that.
I promise never to be funny again.
Now. Who wants cake?
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"I would like to formally apologise for the mental trauma and confusion my obviously incredibly bad sense of humour has inflicted on some forum members here today (well, mostly yesterday).
It was supposed to be funny. Women never complain about not getting meets. So I thought I'd redress the balance.
I assumed (wrongly) it would be obvious I wasn't getting meets because I'm not meeting.
I thought (and again I hang my head in shame) that it may provoke a thread of silly reasons why other people don't get meets, taking the piss out of themselves too, like I attempted to do with myself.
I am aware that when you have to explain a joke, it's not funny. And I can only grovel and apologise further for that.
I promise never to be funny again.
Now. Who wants cake?
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Cake makes everything all right  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep the op is a dude. Living in fantasy land. "
Nope, if Trevor lived in fantasy land, I would join the queue for a chance to fuck her..... But Milton Keynes! no wonder she struggles to get a meet |
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"I would like to formally apologise for the mental trauma and confusion my obviously incredibly bad sense of humour has inflicted on some forum members here today (well, mostly yesterday).
It was supposed to be funny. Women never complain about not getting meets. So I thought I'd redress the balance.
I assumed (wrongly) it would be obvious I wasn't getting meets because I'm not meeting.
I thought (and again I hang my head in shame) that it may provoke a thread of silly reasons why other people don't get meets, taking the piss out of themselves too, like I attempted to do with myself.
I am aware that when you have to explain a joke, it's not funny. And I can only grovel and apologise further for that.
I promise never to be funny again.
Now. Who wants cake?
Cake makes everything all right "
Not if you're on a diet it doesn't |
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"I would like to formally apologise for the mental trauma and confusion my obviously incredibly bad sense of humour has inflicted on some forum members here today (well, mostly yesterday).
It was supposed to be funny. Women never complain about not getting meets. So I thought I'd redress the balance.
I assumed (wrongly) it would be obvious I wasn't getting meets because I'm not meeting.
I thought (and again I hang my head in shame) that it may provoke a thread of silly reasons why other people don't get meets, taking the piss out of themselves too, like I attempted to do with myself.
I am aware that when you have to explain a joke, it's not funny. And I can only grovel and apologise further for that.
I promise never to be funny again.
Now. Who wants cake?
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Oh I got the joke, context was a bit daft. I'll have a chocolate sponge please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like to formally apologise for the mental trauma and confusion my obviously incredibly bad sense of humour has inflicted on some forum members here today (well, mostly yesterday).
It was supposed to be funny. Women never complain about not getting meets. So I thought I'd redress the balance.
I assumed (wrongly) it would be obvious I wasn't getting meets because I'm not meeting.
I thought (and again I hang my head in shame) that it may provoke a thread of silly reasons why other people don't get meets, taking the piss out of themselves too, like I attempted to do with myself.
I am aware that when you have to explain a joke, it's not funny. And I can only grovel and apologise further for that.
I promise never to be funny again.
Now. Who wants cake?
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Although I'd quite like cake, I did get your sense of humour. Does that disqualify me from cake? |
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