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ooohhh shit moments

By *igjrv OP Man over a year ago

blackwood

Everyone's had them. The ooohhh shit moments like leaving a porn film in the dvd player and going to work. Then remembering your partner has the day off and your freaking out hoping she doesn't find it or forgetting to wipe your history on your phone or pc and your partner asks to use it... anyone else ever had some ooohhh shit moments?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing like that.. hubby sent me a link (porn thing) and said watch this I was all up for it ya I will have a cheeky look noone can see my phone my mum's in the room.. and I click it I remember I havnt turned the volume down and it all kick off on my phone God dam I have never shut my phone down so fast In my life x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hide nothing from my partner. I am not embarrassed about my choice of DVDs or what I search for on the Internet.

Apart from that one curious time I searched for midget amputee porn, but I said I was researching for a book so all was forgiven.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Obviously your time at CIA didn't serve you well then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was 'working from home' once and had to respond to an work email that required taking a screen grab from an email chain. Forgot I had other tabs open and sent the screen grab along with a nice list of the porn I'd be watching.

Luckily my colleague was a good friend and just laughed it off, I still had to make sure I hadn't hit Reply All.

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By *igjrv OP Man over a year ago

blackwood

Here's my ooohhh shit moment. Had sex with a girl that had just started a new job. Whilst doing it (and it was very dirty lol) her phone was on the bed and in the heat of passion she accidently rang her new boss. This ain't to bad right? Wrong. He never answered, it went to answerphone and recorded over 30mins ooohhh shit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here's my ooohhh shit moment. Had sex with a girl that had just started a new job. Whilst doing it (and it was very dirty lol) her phone was on the bed and in the heat of passion she accidently rang her new boss. This ain't to bad right? Wrong. He never answered, it went to answerphone and recorded over 30mins ooohhh shit!"

Haha I bet he had a good listen to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone's had them. The ooohhh shit moments like leaving a porn film in the dvd player and going to work. Then remembering your partner has the day off and your freaking out hoping she doesn't find it or forgetting to wipe your history on your phone or pc and your partner asks to use it... anyone else ever had some ooohhh shit moments?"

I never wipe my history, we watch porn together, infact the only oh shit thing moments I have is. Oh shit I didn't put his guitar back on its correct stand. Hope he doesn't notice so I can swap back..

But I must say what a fantastic thoughtful trust worthy partner you are. ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a girlfriend called Nikki. Her name was next to Nan on my mobile. Guess who got sent the selfie wank video?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a girlfriend called Nikki. Her name was next to Nan on my mobile. Guess who got sent the selfie wank video? "

Ooo no

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By *igjrv OP Man over a year ago

blackwood

Thanks for the wrong, negetive and open aired opinion of me. The dvds and phone history stories were examples if you read the thread you would see my ooohhh shit moment. Get your facts right before dissing other people's character please!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gf found my buttplug I used while masturbating.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But I must say what a fantastic thoughtful trust worthy partner you are. .."

Perhaps his partner was a prude and would have kicked off at him watching porn.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

We've never had those sort of moments as we're not pretending to be something we're not...We tell each other the truth and have no secrets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We've never had those sort of moments as we're not pretending to be something we're not...We tell each other the truth and have no secrets."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

..when my stiletto heel tip caught my stocking and tore a hole in it! Oh s**t!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

For me it was watching porn.

In my late teens on the family pc, I forgot to wipe the browser history. My darling little sister went on and clicked on one of the sites I had Been looking at. Needless to say the shit hit the fan big time.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Been there down that. Was watching a dirty dvd on my laptop in the comfort of my own home. The same laptop I use for work the next day. Get into the site office I was sharing with ten others and fire up the laptop to check some architectural drawings. I had managed to leave the disc in the laptop and the volume up full blast....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd once left a vibrator by the bathroom basin - kids came home from school and as usual they rush up to the toilet....Suddenly I remembered it was still there only to find my son was holding it in his hand shouting " Mum what's this?"

"Oh that's mummy's neck massager -look see" ( whilst I demonstrated)

I'm not he believed me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks for the wrong, negetive and open aired opinion of me. The dvds and phone history stories were examples if you read the thread you would see my ooohhh shit moment. Get your facts right before dissing other people's character please!!!"

Well said that man!!

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By *atcoupleCouple over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

That's brilliant.

I've had moments but not quite like this.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I hide nothing from my partner. I am not embarrassed about my choice of DVDs or what I search for on the Internet.

Apart from that one curious time I searched for midget amputee porn, but I said I was researching for a book so all was forgiven. "

Nothing to be ashamed about? What about those top of the pops albums in your garage?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hide nothing from my partner. I am not embarrassed about my choice of DVDs or what I search for on the Internet.

Apart from that one curious time I searched for midget amputee porn, but I said I was researching for a book so all was forgiven.

Nothing to be ashamed about? What about those top of the pops albums in your garage?

Sssshhhhhh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fraid my life is one big oh shit moment .. phone and laptop are monitored so i gave to be doubly sure of incognito browsers and history wipes..

All toys have to be locked away and even some sexier lingerie

Sigh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once when talking to my now ex hub about "this one time at band camp" moment n then seeing his confused face suddenly realising that particular sex moment happened with someone else!

xxx

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple over a year ago

Andover

My life seems to have been a series of "oh shit" moments.

My ex wife once found some home made porn with me and a previous GF on my laptop.

I explained it away saying it was old footage.

"Yeah, I bought you that watch for your birthday" oh shit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My iPhone shared pics to the iCloud I put Apple TV on , we had just come back of holiday was looking at our holiday pics and a very compromising pic was shared to all who was in the room !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never.

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By *ancyDrewWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I left a porno dvd in and accidentally switched it on when my mum was over. Thankfully she saw nothing but I think she knew full well what it was.

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

Two stories from work, not me though...

One of the guys got a phone call from his wife, asking why there was a pile of soggy tissues next to the pc keyboard...He had been busy whilst she was out before leaving for work...

Another guy on a train decided to watch port on his laptop. Unfortunately for him he plugged the headphones into the mic plug and treated the other commuters to the port soundtrack...

Oh, another... One guy use to go commando. On arrival at work realised that he had a large hole in the crutch of his tracksuit bottom's...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We were interviewing new cleaners at our house, a nice lady came over to give us a quote. After she had gone we noticed to our embarrassment lucinda's silver vibrator standing upright very proudly on her bed side table. Which we had left after a toy session earlier on.... Oh shit!

We convinced ourselves and each other she either didn't see it or thought it was a piece of modern sculpture lol

Needless to say we didn't get back in touch

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

Riding my bike downhill and hitting a 'men at work sign'. I caught air for a good few meters and waved at the standing traffic I was cutting past. Ended up in A&E.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Staying in a hotel tonight and the last time I was here I couldn't log onto their WiFi so I asked the receptionist to do it for me and gave her my phone, the first thing she did was open my browser and up popped Fabswingers.com, she never said a word, was quite funny. Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once took a diversion on the way home having had the occasional beer and an argument with gf and planted my company car in four feet of flood water. It wouldn't restart and I had to walk home. Whaaaaa!

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By *edheadsruleCouple over a year ago

lancashire

Finding my sisters profile on here was a huge oh shit moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep I got asked if someone could pop cherry tom's up my bum that was an ooo Shit wtf moment.

But my worst ooo Shit moment was getting caught in full pvc fetish gear by a police man....explain that one away

Oh and discovering my sister on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a girlfriend called Nikki. Her name was next to Nan on my mobile. Guess who got sent the selfie wank video? "

Lol!

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