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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
There is this pesky wasp that is following me all over the place from in the house to outside...now I wouldn't mind but I'm allergic to the fuckers and could die from stung and cunty bollocks here hasn't got an epi pen yet 
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"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.
That's murder "
Ah it's fine, they don't contribute much. Pretty much parasites on society. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.
They have to be very wet to stop flying, properly soak it. "
I will have to do something as the fucker won't leave me alone and I don't think my heart can take much more |
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"There is this pesky wasp that is following me all over the place from in the house to outside...now I wouldn't mind but I'm allergic to the fuckers and could die from stung and cunty bollocks here hasn't got an epi pen yet
I love you all "
It was nice knowing you  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.
That's murder
Ah it's fine, they don't contribute much. Pretty much parasites on society.
Don't they? I hate wasp season  "
I got stung loads of times when i was on deliveries(postie)and bit of dogs and attacked by geese when i went to farms |
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By (user no longer on site)
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they feed on nectar much like bees and therefore pollinate many plants...
....doesn't stop them being cunty mcbuzzy though....
...in ancient times, hundreds where sealed into ancient phallus shaped tubes made of bamboo with wax. Ladies would insert them into their vaginas and honey was poured into the end poking out of the vagina through a small hole; this would make the wasps go bananas and delight said lady.
Disclaimer: some of the above may be a figment of my imagination |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"There is this pesky wasp that is following me all over the place from in the house to outside...now I wouldn't mind but I'm allergic to the fuckers and could die from stung and cunty bollocks here hasn't got an epi pen yet
I love you all
It was nice knowing you xx"
You won't be saying that after swingfields |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"they feed on nectar much like bees and therefore pollinate many plants...
....doesn't stop them being cunty mcbuzzy though....
...in ancient times, hundreds where sealed into ancient phallus shaped tubes made of bamboo with wax. Ladies would insert them into their vaginas and honey was poured into the end poking out of the vagina through a small hole; this would make the wasps go bananas and delight said lady.
Disclaimer: some of the above may be a figment of my imagination"
You should write a story book |
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"There is this pesky wasp that is following me all over the place from in the house to outside...now I wouldn't mind but I'm allergic to the fuckers and could die from stung and cunty bollocks here hasn't got an epi pen yet
I love you all
It was nice knowing you xx
You won't be saying that after swingfields "
I will if the wasp gets you today |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.
That's murder
Ah it's fine, they don't contribute much. Pretty much parasites on society.
Don't they? I hate wasp season
I got stung loads of times when i was on deliveries(postie)and bit of dogs and attacked by geese when i went to farms"
The life of a postie |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"There is this pesky wasp that is following me all over the place from in the house to outside...now I wouldn't mind but I'm allergic to the fuckers and could die from stung and cunty bollocks here hasn't got an epi pen yet
I love you all
It was nice knowing you xx
You won't be saying that after swingfields
I will if the wasp gets you today "
Just because you don't want to share the camper van and now you have to... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.
They have to be very wet to stop flying, properly soak it. "
Hair spray works a treat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is this pesky wasp that is following me all over the place from in the house to outside...now I wouldn't mind but I'm allergic to the fuckers and could die from stung and cunty bollocks here hasn't got an epi pen yet
I love you all
It was nice knowing you xx
You won't be saying that after swingfields
I will if the wasp gets you today
Just because you don't want to share the camper van and now you have to... "
Nothing like that at all! Well maybe a little bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone know what the purpose of wasps is?
Other than just being cunts....."
They're much worse at pollination than bees so fuck them. Not worth protecting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.
They have to be very wet to stop flying, properly soak it.
Hair spray works a treat."
Even better if you combine it with a fag lighter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone know what the purpose of wasps is?
Other than just being cunts....."
They are pollinators, so we don't want to eradicate them.
My Grandad just kept an opened jar of jam out on his coal bunker all summer and they'd drown in it.
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.
They have to be very wet to stop flying, properly soak it.
Hair spray works a treat.
Even better if you combine it with a fag lighter."
The wasp won't kill me but hairspray and a lighter will |
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"Miss Cheeky ....get an epi pen !!
Who would take over the dating thread? ?
Fuck knows I'll get another one from the Doc's now "
Bring serious for a moment...if you truly are severely allergic and have been prescribed epipens before then you the chemist may issue you one as an emergency. Boots chemist will issue me emergency medication if I have run out before getting a repeat prescription as they have all my medication on file. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Wasps eat a lot of pests we don't like, they're a vital part of the eco system, leave it alone and it'll leave you bee(see what I did there)
bees stings are actually more potent than a wasps however a wasp could sting you multiple Times generally a bee can only sting you once, |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"There is this pesky wasp that is following me all over the place from in the house to outside...now I wouldn't mind but I'm allergic to the fuckers and could die from stung and cunty bollocks here hasn't got an epi pen yet
I love you all "
Oh no I feel for you, I'm allergic too and also have no episode pen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your a fool get an epi pen, I've got 6 about the house car and hand bag just to be on the safe side.
Is it worth not having one of you were to get stung??!.
My top tip water in a cup with sugar will attract the wasp when the wasp is in the cup cover with a small plate and shake. Wasp drowns |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Your a fool get an epi pen, I've got 6 about the house car and hand bag just to be on the safe side.
Is it worth not having one of you were to get stung??!.
My top tip water in a cup with sugar will attract the wasp when the wasp is in the cup cover with a small plate and shake. Wasp drowns "
Cheers for the bollocking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your a fool get an epi pen, I've got 6 about the house car and hand bag just to be on the safe side.
Is it worth not having one of you were to get stung??!.
My top tip water in a cup with sugar will attract the wasp when the wasp is in the cup cover with a small plate and shake. Wasp drowns
Cheers for the bollocking "
Your welcome and you deserve it  your life is more important than a hours trip to the dr to get one.
I'm too scared to not have a epi pen within hands reach this time of year if I go out a friend carries one as do I. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Your a fool get an epi pen, I've got 6 about the house car and hand bag just to be on the safe side.
Is it worth not having one of you were to get stung??!.
My top tip water in a cup with sugar will attract the wasp when the wasp is in the cup cover with a small plate and shake. Wasp drowns
Cheers for the bollocking
Your welcome and you deserve it your life is more important than a hours trip to the dr to get one.
I'm too scared to not have a epi pen within hands reach this time of year if I go out a friend carries one as do I. "
I forgot I will get one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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perhaps im being daft here.. how does one know that a wasp sting could kill them?
Surely anaphylaxis can effect anyone.. you could eat peanuts for years and then out of the blue have an attack..
didnt think it was something you could be prone too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The wood wasps are huge
One flew in my room on holiday in Brittany and it's body was the size of my little finger
Got told the sting is awful and people been known to need morphine for the pain |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.
That's murder
Ah it's fine, they don't contribute much. Pretty much parasites on society. "
incorrect. They are a part of the ecosystem. Leave some sugar out for it and let it go. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"perhaps im being daft here.. how does one know that a wasp sting could kill them?
Surely anaphylaxis can effect anyone.. you could eat peanuts for years and then out of the blue have an attack..
didnt think it was something you could be prone too? "
I found out when I got stung late teens |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.
That's murder "
ah but its perfectly fine to leave it and sting you resulting in your death...
i commend your bravery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wasps pollinate fruit, they also bore little holes in it as well when they eat it. 
in all fairness though if it could kill you then i'd be tempted to kill it first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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cut the top off a pop bottle reinsert upside down with a small amount of pop left in wasps will fly in the funnel but most are too stupid to get back out.
disclamer; you only have one wasp and this will attract thousands xx lol
my local pet shop told me they dont sell wasps but he had four in the window  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"perhaps im being daft here.. how does one know that a wasp sting could kill them?
Surely anaphylaxis can effect anyone.. you could eat peanuts for years and then out of the blue have an attack..
didnt think it was something you could be prone too? "
I got stung about 7 years ago, went into full blown anaphylaxis my now ex hubby thought I was messing about lol he wasn't laughing so much visiting me in itu that night I made him suffer for weeks too hahahha.
I'm also allergic to latex and a specific type of antibiotics, all of which happened in recent years and out of the blue had an attack.
I've also got to wear diving shoes on uk beaches as they are prone to weaver fish and the sting is the same type as a wasp and bee. |
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Clap your hands on the buzzy bastard if you clap the thing cant sting ya as it wont know what direction to point its arse at you wnt kill it but it will be stunned and fall to floor then you can either squish it or have it stuffed and mounted on the wall |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"perhaps im being daft here.. how does one know that a wasp sting could kill them?
Surely anaphylaxis can effect anyone.. you could eat peanuts for years and then out of the blue have an attack..
didnt think it was something you could be prone too?
I got stung about 7 years ago, went into full blown anaphylaxis my now ex hubby thought I was messing about lol he wasn't laughing so much visiting me in itu that night I made him suffer for weeks too hahahha.
I'm also allergic to latex and a specific type of antibiotics, all of which happened in recent years and out of the blue had an attack.
I've also got to wear diving shoes on uk beaches as they are prone to weaver fish and the sting is the same type as a wasp and bee. "
oh gosh.. well thank you for explaining it to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"perhaps im being daft here.. how does one know that a wasp sting could kill them?
Surely anaphylaxis can effect anyone.. you could eat peanuts for years and then out of the blue have an attack..
didnt think it was something you could be prone too?
I got stung about 7 years ago, went into full blown anaphylaxis my now ex hubby thought I was messing about lol he wasn't laughing so much visiting me in itu that night I made him suffer for weeks too hahahha.
I'm also allergic to latex and a specific type of antibiotics, all of which happened in recent years and out of the blue had an attack.
I've also got to wear diving shoes on uk beaches as they are prone to weaver fish and the sting is the same type as a wasp and bee.
oh gosh.. well thank you for explaining it to me "
Ha ha it's ok only so if you see a blonde walking along the beach in diving shoes u know it's me and can say hi hahah |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.
That's murder
ah but its perfectly fine to leave it and sting you resulting in your death...
i commend your bravery "
I was joking |
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I was stung by a wasp on the chest a few years ago, my right breast swelled to twice the size for over a week. Now if i can get my hands on two wasps...... |
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"I was stung by a wasp on the chest a few years ago, my right breast swelled to twice the size for over a week. Now if i can get my hands on two wasps...... "
hahaha. |
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