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over a year ago
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Few days back had the request for someone wanting to eat my shit... (i declined the gent that opportunity) 
and today i was spotted in ASDA
poor bloke i looked a total tramp at 9am this morning lol
Am still yet to get the request to squash someone though lmfao |
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"Few days back had the request for someone wanting to eat my shit... (i declined the gent that opportunity)
and today i was spotted in ASDA
poor bloke i looked a total tramp at 9am this morning lol
Am still yet to get the request to squash someone though lmfao "
Dear Sassy
In the interests of "gotta get them all"; please squash me... but only with a honey covered body and sprinkles liberally "sprinkled" over your body.
Kind regards
Damaged of Devon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Few days back had the request for someone wanting to eat my shit... (i declined the gent that opportunity)
and today i was spotted in ASDA
poor bloke i looked a total tramp at 9am this morning lol
Am still yet to get the request to squash someone though lmfao
Dear Sassy
In the interests of "gotta get them all"; please squash me... but only with a honey covered body and sprinkles liberally "sprinkled" over your body.
Kind regards
Damaged of Devon "
Paul hun,,, id have genuine worries id actually break any man who wanted it.
Ive seen some of those video's of the American lasses and im left with my jaw open thinking 'what the actual fuck'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Few days back had the request for someone wanting to eat my shit... (i declined the gent that opportunity)
and today i was spotted in ASDA
poor bloke i looked a total tramp at 9am this morning lol
Am still yet to get the request to squash someone though lmfao
Dear Sassy
In the interests of "gotta get them all"; please squash me... but only with a honey covered body and sprinkles liberally "sprinkled" over your body.
Kind regards
Damaged of Devon
Paul hun,,, id have genuine worries id actually break any man who wanted it.
Ive seen some of those video's of the American lasses and im left with my jaw open thinking 'what the actual fuck' "
Dear Sassy
As the saying goes "I will risk it for a biscuit" (Hobnob... I will write a disclaimer;
"Dear Sidney University (whom we all know are the true rulers of the world); should I die in shenanigans with Sassy I accept full responsibility; I would like a burial at sea (the sea of tranquility).
Regards. |
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Paul you proper makes me giggle 
If your ever brave enough to venture to Pirate territory i'll deffo buy you a drink :D "
Summers coming.... and I will take you up on that offer, but I am dreadfully skinny which accentuates my height; we may look like the number 10 walking down the street but at least we could both laugh about it |
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Paul you proper makes me giggle
If your ever brave enough to venture to Pirate territory i'll deffo buy you a drink :D
Summers coming.... and I will take you up on that offer, but I am dreadfully skinny which accentuates my height; we may look like the number 10 walking down the street but at least we could both laugh about it "
Stop putting yourself down about your weight Mr |
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"Hopefully you won't get approached, especially with your child. Being spotted in public is a worry of mine. So many guys lie about it. "
No i wasnt approached in person luckily.. |
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Paul you proper makes me giggle
If your ever brave enough to venture to Pirate territory i'll deffo buy you a drink :D
Summers coming.... and I will take you up on that offer, but I am dreadfully skinny which accentuates my height; we may look like the number 10 walking down the street but at least we could both laugh about it
Stop putting yourself down about your weight Mr "
Well I is a bit skinny lol |
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Paul you proper makes me giggle
If your ever brave enough to venture to Pirate territory i'll deffo buy you a drink :D
Summers coming.... and I will take you up on that offer, but I am dreadfully skinny which accentuates my height; we may look like the number 10 walking down the street but at least we could both laugh about it
Stop putting yourself down about your weight Mr
Well I is a bit skinny lol"
Yeah but that is you so quit with the put downs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Paul you proper makes me giggle
If your ever brave enough to venture to Pirate territory i'll deffo buy you a drink :D
Summers coming.... and I will take you up on that offer, but I am dreadfully skinny which accentuates my height; we may look like the number 10 walking down the street but at least we could both laugh about it
Stop putting yourself down about your weight Mr
Well I is a bit skinny lol
Yeah but that is you so quit with the put downs "
I did the world BMI calculator and apparently I am Eritrean.... I make Mo Farah look buff... no one likes walking next to me (they lose me when I walk behind a lamp post) |
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Paul you proper makes me giggle
If your ever brave enough to venture to Pirate territory i'll deffo buy you a drink :D
Summers coming.... and I will take you up on that offer, but I am dreadfully skinny which accentuates my height; we may look like the number 10 walking down the street but at least we could both laugh about it
Stop putting yourself down about your weight Mr
Well I is a bit skinny lol
Yeah but that is you so quit with the put downs
I did the world BMI calculator and apparently I am Eritrean.... I make Mo Farah look buff... no one likes walking next to me (they lose me when I walk behind a lamp post) "
I will knock you out with said lamp post |
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"pauly chill your beans... i look like a fecking umpa lumpa.. i am tall as i am wide..
we'd be comedy gold haha "
Gonna let me in your chocolate factory...
((Sorry I actually couldn't resist... so very sorry)) |
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